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Female Wanted:
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 08, 2005
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Wanted:
22 yr. old, over sexed bisexual swedish blond female that cannot talk, is independantly wealthy, have tattoo on buttocks, that loves to cook and clean while wearing a black see through Teddy.MUST BE NON-SMOKER!!
This was an actual want add I came across in the personals a couple of years ago.
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Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 02:41 PM
Fish - No, it's a chick flick. (I'm going to catch FLACK for this I'm sure) But personally, I happen to love chick flicks. Yes, I've heard ALL the jokes fellas... Jen regularly gives me crap about the movies I like.
Stephen - Entitled, not intitled... unless that was some sort of word play about how you bestowed that title upon yourself.
Now, off to this Steve-O leaving the forum thread to see what the heck is up... gone for one morning and all hell breaks loose! |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Mon Apr 11, 2005 | 04:57 PM
POWER TO THE UNDERAGE!  |
DFStuckey
in Auckland, New Zealand
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Posted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 | 03:42 AM
To try and wrench this thread back on track, I add the following notes - Actual Personal Adverts:
"Wanted:SWF companion for lonely County Cork farmhand. Must enjoy country life, tractor repair and occasional Satanic worship."
"Woman sought for long-term relationship, NS, ND preferred but MUST be able to knit."
And Rod, to answer your question, why should I discriminate in such a manner? I myself am not human so I can hardly reject someone else who is not now can I? |
DFStuckey
in Auckland New Zealand
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Posted: Fri Apr 15, 2005 | 03:02 AM
Wow, kille dit stone dead just by being honest about myself.
Threads are a lot like relationships..... |
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