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X
Apr 08, 2005
 Wanted:
22 yr. old, over sexed bisexual swedish blond female that cannot talk, is independantly wealthy, have tattoo on buttocks, that loves to cook and clean while wearing a black see through Teddy.MUST BE NON-SMOKER!!

This was an actual want add I came across in the personals a couple of years ago.
Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles, Romance; Replies: 164

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X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:34 AM
Do any of you ladies fit this description??? cheese
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 10:58 AM
Be careful with that "MUST BE A NON-SMOKER" requirement Stephen...

You don't want her to have any aversion to "pole-smoking" now do you???

smile
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:10 AM
It is Sir Stephen!!!!

and I seen that ugly comment you made to me earlier!!!
Dany
in Waco, Texas
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:18 AM
Sorry Sir Stephen I don't fit that description. I'm afriad I'm 4 years too young, and I don't like to cook or clean.
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:20 AM
sir stephen? you ever think you can a bit of a pervert sometimes? LOL
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:22 AM
I fit that discreption. Gimmie a call lol. R U hot?
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:26 AM
Sir, the Bastard, Stephen may be picky but not me. If you meet the other criteria I guess I could put up with ya. If I had to. oh oh

Oh, forget the tattoo on the buttocks. Unlike Sir, the Bastard, Stephen I just find them kinda skanky. And I don't mind if you can talk either. Just so long as you don't bitch all the damn time. And the bisexual thing - that was kinda cool when I was younger but now I find that it's more of a hassle than anything. Just means you have to watch out for guys and girls. And oversexed is bad too. Better if you were undersexed so I could fill a need you had. The wealth would be nice. And the cooking and cleaning as well. But, basically, the only requirement is the female part.
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:28 AM
Not Sir Stephen to me... don't forget... this is America... I'll call ya Steve if I want. Not that you couldn't just change my posts' but that's what it'll take for you to get a sir outta me!

wink

BTW Steve-O... if I change my name in the MOH register to King would you then address me as "Your Majesty?"

smile
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:28 AM
I can make an acception Dany wink
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:29 AM
sir stephen? you ever think you can a bit of a pervert sometimes? - Silent Fish

New around here, are ya?
cool smirk

He's supposed to have a girlfriend as well, but maybe he was just making that up.
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:30 AM
Why must you ruin myfun Charybdis cool smirk
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:31 AM
yes I like, that sir steve bastard stephen

It's got a nice ring to it tongue laugh
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:31 AM
'Cause I can't let you have more fun than me. cool smile
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:35 AM
You have to be original silent fish, don't copy other peoples insults.
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:36 AM
original my arse I can be unoriginal if I wanna mad
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:39 AM
No worries Mark, I don't abuse the power anymore, allthough it is tempting with the following:


Silent Fish
Evildream

I have learned to accept certain comments from the common people.
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:43 AM
Don't start mouthen just anyone in here FISH, u ain't been here long enough.
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:44 AM
common people? just because you put a sir in front of your name doesn't mean you get anymore respect then you did before
X
Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:47 AM
Your not very bright, are you Fish??
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
 Member
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:49 AM
bright enough to know your a jerk
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