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Joke: Froggy Woes, or the 50 inch penis
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Posted By:
Smerk
in to mischief
Apr 08, 2005
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A man with a fifty inch penis goes to the doctor complaining that he can't get any women. The doctor says, 'Well, I can't help you, but I know a witchdoctor who can'. So the man goes to see the witchdoctor, and the witchdoctor tells the man to go to the lake, and that when he gets there, he will see a magic frog. All he has to do is ask the frog to marry him. When the frog says 'no', his penis will shrink ten inches.
So, the man goes to the lake and sees the frog. 'Frog,' the man says, 'will you marry me?'
'No!' says the frog.
Suddenly, his penis was only forty inches long.
Well, that's good, but I need it shorter, the man thinks to himself. Once again, he asks the frog, and his penis shrinks ten inches. Now he is down to thirty inches. That's pretty good, but it could be a little shorter, he thought. So the man asks the frog to marry him, and in a furious rage the frog answews ' for the last time! NO! NO! NO!'
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Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Member
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 07:05 AM
A woman is worried about the size of her breasts and asks her husband if she can get implants.
"Nah, too expensive" he replies, "Just rub them with toilet paper"
"really?" She asks, "Will that make them bigger"
Hubby nods. "Sure, it worked on your arse didn't it" |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 11:58 AM
A woman joined a dating sevice. Her ad said that she was looking for a man who would never hit her, never run out on her, and was great in bed.
The next night, her doorbell rings.
When she opens it, there is a man with no arms and no legs (there's a whole joke thread THERE) in a wheelchair.
He says that he's replying to her ad.
He says he has no arms, so he can never beat her, and no legs so that he can never run out on her.
She asks him about the sex problems he would have, with no arms or legs.
He looks her in the eye and says "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
:lol:
"It's hard to give good head
Or get tied to the bed
When all you've got is body and head
She's Nubs!" - NOFX, She's Nubs |
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