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Mark-N-Isa
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:29 PM
Personally, I'm still waiting on someone he insults to walk over and pop his smart-ass right in the kisser! Actually, I'm amazed it hasn't happened yet.
You can tell someone they suck without being a dick about it... besides, how many hit records has this guy made??? |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 02:32 PM
I wish, I wish, I really wish
I could be Pope
That would be 'dope' |
Razzle Berry
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:44 PM
Nick, you make it clear that you do not belive in God in other posts, what would you do if you were the dope pope on a rope? |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:52 PM
All activities, including but not limited to breakfast, waterskiing and ironing, would have papal sanction, Mass would be given from roaming ice cream vans, multiple marriages and divorces would be encouraged, and everyone would crap money.
Chavs would of course be burnt for fuel. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 03:54 PM
The pope smokes dope, God gave him the grass
The pope smokes dope, he likes to smoke in mass
The pope smokes dope, he's a groovy head
The pope smokes dope, the pope smokes dope
Sorry, it was just on the CD player when I read this thread. It seemed kinda relevant, as this should be the song the next singin pope records...
It'd suck a lot of teenagers into the "faith".
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Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 04:20 PM
also, rap music will be banned as it encourages beastliness to 'ho'es |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 04:49 PM
I wonder if you became the pope and smoked dope we'd have a whole bunch of catholic stoners |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 04:55 PM
Could you also ban the erection of any religious edifice within a thousand paces of an educational institution?
Oh, and can we require that all confirmed "theists" be registered and their information printed in the local papers? |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 05:02 PM
erection of all kinds are best kept away from educational institutions.
detailing theists in the press would be an infringement on their right to privacy. instead they will all have large forehead tattoos. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:38 PM
If I was the pope, there would rapidly be a holy war. I'd send my catholics around wiping out all of the other religions. When they were done, I'd reward them with some yummy Flavor-Aid.
It would wipe out both the population problem and the religion problem all in one fell swoop.
"Hungry? What religion are you? Mormon?"
BLAM
"Still hungry?"
hee hee, I'm gettin a woody just thinkin aboot it. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:12 PM
I think Pope Nick has some good policys - specially the ban on rap
unfortunately the pope only has power over catholics
After all how much strength does the 'don't use condoms' campaign have amongst the normals - er I mean the non-catholics |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:23 PM
What the heck is Flavor-Aid? (Jeez, it's hard spelling flavour incorrectly...)  |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:33 PM
It's like Kool-Aid...
Add water, sugar, mix and consume.
Cyanide is optional.
Grape Flavor Aid Packet |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:40 PM
And the obvious question is - What's Kool Aid...we don't have these products... |
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:12 PM
no but the even deeper question is what is jello? |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:19 PM
Kool Aid is drink mix.
"Add water, sugar, mix and consume."
What is Kool-Aid? |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:25 PM
We call jello, jelly (just like the Brits). Even I know that one! US Jelly is jam, and then I'm lost in translation.
But dehydrated soft drinks are new to me. As I said, we don't get them here... |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:32 PM
Kool Aid isn't a soft drink, though...soft drink means carbonated beverage. It's just kind of a sweet, artificially fruit flavored drink marketed to children.
Also, as Rod posted, it's the drink of choice when you need to massacre your cult... |
Katherine
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:35 PM
But then, on the other hand, if I'd actually pause to read the drink packets... 
But on the OTHER hand (why yes, I have a lot of hands):
http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=soft drink
So hmmm. I know we have an international crowd here: who uses "soft drink" to mean "carbonated beverage" and who uses it for something else entirely? |
Katherine
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:36 PM
Ack! Link not working. Try this. |
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