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Taxidermist Nightmare
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Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
Apr 07, 2005

I was watching ripley's a while back and there was this woman who had a licence to take the heads of animals and stick them on other animals, and she'd pet them I thought it was really creepy seeing on how she'd sell them and people would buy them

what kind of freak buy ducks with cat heads? she's done it to all her pets its just plain creepy
Category: Animals; Replies: 6

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in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:27 AM
I would like to see a rotwhiler head on a monkey!
Just a random guy
in in a hospital, out of a long coma
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:51 AM
Sounds kinda like that "Artist" in another topic in here. Hmm... I wonder which people would think is more popular, a duck with a cat head or a vase/jar thing with a cat head on top and a tail coming out of the back.
Big Orange Target
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:53 AM
So a guy walks into a backwater redneck bar down South, walks up to the bar & orders a white wine. All the good ol' boys kinda sneer & keep their distance. The bartender observes, "You ain't from aroud here, are ya?" "No sir, I'm from Ohio." "Oh yeah? Whattaya do back there in Ohio?" He replies, "I'm a taxidermist."

"A taxidermist? What's a taxidermist do?"
The man replies, "Well, I mount animals."

The bartender announces to the crowd, "It's okay boys, he's one of us!"
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:13 AM
thats halariously disgusting smirk
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 04:31 AM
Hey! We're keeping the jokes seperate!

LOL
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 07:59 AM
or trying at least
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