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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 11:16 AM
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any! |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 11:26 AM
Agony: a one-armed man hanging off a cliff with itchy balls |
Terry Austin
in California
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 01:20 PM
Earth First! We'll strip mine the other planets later. |
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:10 PM
sona si Latinum loqueris |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:31 PM
What does that mean?? |
andychrist
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:39 PM
Believe in God
20,000 New Yorkers can't be wrong! |
rain oubliette
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:41 PM
If it weren't for family, we wouldn't need alcohol. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 02:52 PM
Premarital Test
A guy decides it's time he got married. He gives each of his current girlfriends $1,000. One spends $200 on clothes and puts $800 in the bank. Second spends $800 on clothes and puts $200 in the bank. Third puts the whole $1,000 in the bank. Which one did he marry?
The one with the big boobs. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 03:30 PM
What do you call a blond with two brain cells?
Answer; pregnant...... |
Katherine
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 04:49 PM
It means "Honk if you speak Latin"--but according to Google (not the most reliable source in the universe, admittedly), it should be Latine and not Latinum. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 05:51 PM
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane and going the wrong way.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol.
I intend to live forever - so far so good. |
andychrist
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 06:50 PM
JESUS LOVES YOU
Everyone else thinks you're a dork |
aprilshowers
in ohio
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 06:54 PM
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE I KILL PEOPLE
actually I saw that on a movie sounded cool though |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 07:19 PM
In God We Trust. All others pay cash.
To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.
(And seen on a minivan with California plates)
Cover me, I'm changing lanes! |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 07:23 PM
Horn broke, watch for finger. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:26 PM
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:27 PM
I am logged in, therefore I am. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:30 PM
Honk if you are stupid enough to actually read the backs of people's cars and then do what it tells you to do.
Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large Groups
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it! (I want this one!) |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:34 PM
I want this one too - I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 08:36 PM
Always proof-read carefully to see if you any words out.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
Facts are stubborn things.
Who is "they" anyway?
To Err is human, to forgive is simply not our policy.
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
And now, for some that DON'T relate directly things commonly said in this forum...
Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics.
I have the heart of a child. I keep it in a jar. |
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