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Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 07:42 PM
Sorry, Nettie. I found the vampire joke worse.
And here's my contribution:
There's a block of apartments. Gays are living in one apartment and lesbians in the other. One night, the block catches fire. Who's out first, the gays or lesbians?
The gays - they packed their shit the night before. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:55 AM
Rod...
3 brunettes. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:56 AM
P.S. If there is going to be a sick baby joke...It needs to have it's own thread with a warning. I'd appreciate it not getting in the middle of other sick jokes. |
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:05 AM
I agree- those Dead Baby jokes are really insensitive. Can't people use more class and finesse? Look how tastefully I told my joke about The Hot Leper... who could get upset about that, aside from other Hot Lepers.. hey- cool band name: The Red Hot Chili Lepers... I amaze myself |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:12 AM
I still know the worst Baby "Joke" ever told. I have yet to see anything on here come close to it. When I first heard it, I almost punched the guy. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 11:28 AM
Okay, I admit it (DOGHUMPER). Making fun of people with Leprosy (LLAMALIPS) is kind of insensitive (BUTTLOVINGASSWEASEL). That's almost as bad (CRAPCHEWINGPICKLESUCKER) as making fun of people with Tourette's Syndrome (MONKEYSPANKINGTITNIBBLER), and I wouldn't do that, dammit |
Citizen Premier
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:28 PM
The Monkey Spanking Tit Nibbler sounds like a small song bird from Southern Papa New Guinea.
Oh, and most of the people I've told that baby joke to didn't get it. I'm not sure what's so tough about it. |
Citizen Premier
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:29 PM
What do you get when you cross a man with a wooden leg?
Splinters in your groin. |
Citizen Premier
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:36 PM
Q: What do you get when you cross a Catholic priest with a little boy?
A: Tomato soup!
This joke was made up by my sister, and was supposed to be a non-sequitor. But when I told it to my mom, she said 'tomato soup' meant bloody diarrhea. That mother of mine! |
Smerk
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Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 10:47 PM
You want bad jokes from mothers? This one occured in conversation between me & mine: I'd been emailing my cousin who was going through a faze of saying that a beer and a curry were like a good lovin' woman. My mother replied, yeah, hot and wet! |
thunder
in England
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:00 AM
Rod - 'When is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?'
When the big hand touches the little hand |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:07 AM
What does an 80 year old woman's crotch taste like?
Depends.
What screams and can't turn corners in a house?
A baby with a spear through it. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:23 AM
Uhh, sorry Maegan.
Forgot you asked to leave the dead babies out of it, 'til I went back and read the thread again.
What did Helen Keller say when she fell off the cliff?
Nothing, she had her mittens on. |
Smerk
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 06:53 AM
Three chimpanzees escaped from the zoo. One was caught in the park, one was caught by the river, and the third....
Was caught reading this post!  |
Winona
in USA
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 | 09:42 AM
Here is a groaner....
What do you do when your Tampax is on fire?
Tampon it. |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 02:29 PM
citizen P, Am I just stupid? I've been staring at your catholic priest joke about 5 min and still don't get it! |
thunder
in England
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 03:36 PM
hey me neither! im not the only one then thats good lol |
Citizen Premier
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 04:37 PM
You're not supposed to get it! It's uspposed to be one of those jokes that sounds like it's going to be offensive, but turns out to be nonsense.
My mother, however, assumed that it meant the boy had bloody diarrhea after sex with the priest. |
Razela
in Chicago, IL
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 09:59 PM
Oh....well then I did get it! (by not getting it?)......now I've confused myself... |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 11:10 PM
*pats Razela's head*
It's okay. I didn't get it either. And I'm not sure I do now.
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