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Joke - A sick, sick joke

Posted By:
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Apr 06, 2005

Ok guys, I'm warning you now! This is a very sick joke and if you are easily offended, DON'T READ ON! I just thought I would let everyone now in advance so I don't get forty follow-up comments calling me a sick bitch.

Oh, and Smerk, if you were shocked before...

Well, here goes nothin. What is black and blue, and doesn't like sex?

A rape victim.

Well, I did warn ya.

Category: Puzzles-Jokes-Riddles; Replies: 43

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Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 06:44 AM It took me a very long time of uming and ering to press the submit button. I think Alex has opened a pandora's box with this catagory. So I'm blaming him!
Alex in San Diego Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 06:54 AM That's okay, you can blame me. I did open this can of worms. Actually, I've heard that joke before. I think there's a whole series of jokes like that, but I can't remember any of them.
Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 06:59 AM Bloody hell Alex, you're up early! No one is usually around when I am. Except perhaps Boo. You'd think Smerk would be but I think she does all her posting during the day at work. Sigh. I'm all alone...
Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:05 AM You have no idea how much I have been bagged for telling that joke. That's why I was a little hesitant about posting it. You never know who will read it. Like that one time I sorta told it to a rape victim... Let's just say it didn't get a whole lot os laughs.
Boo in The Land of the Haggii... Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:13 AM waves nettie, m'dear, you are a sick bitch.
X in McKinney, TX Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:20 AM That was wrong.....But I have heard much worst. There is only one joke I heard that I will never repeat it is so wrong.
Nettie in Perth, Western Australia Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:30 AM Ah, go on
Charybdis in Hell Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:34 AM Yeah, I've got a joke like that - so wrong I can't post it here. I have to know somebody pretty well before I'll tell it to them. I never even told my last girlfriend and we've known each other for seven years.
Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:39 AM ...You sick bitch. Heh. Just kidding! I'm from the south, I've heard lots and lots and lots of racist jokes that I wouldn't dare to repeat, even if I thought they were a little funny. If I change some words it would be funny, but wouldn't make sense...oh well. I can chuckle about them in the dark, I guess.
Hairy Houdini	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:46 AM A Leper goes into a bar on the Hottest Day of The Year. Everybody has their shirts off due to the heat, and the Leper takes off his shirt too. Now, it's so hot, the Leper is kinda chunking up, and getting kinda squishy, but he goes to the bar anyway and orders a beer. As he's sipping, he looks at a guy on a stool next to him, who is sneaking furtive glances in the Leper's direction. After getting a quick, strong look, the guy throws up on the bar... The Leper gets insulted, and says: "Excuse me, sorry I gross you out"... "No, no," the guy protests, it's not your fault"... The Leper gets even more pissed: "Well, if if it's not my fault, whose is it"? The guy on the stool swallows his sputum and gurgles: "It's the drunk guy behind you dipping potato chips in your back"...
Winona in USA Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 07:49 AM EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
padego Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 08:04 AM Thanks for ruining my breakfast Hairy.
X in McKinney, TX Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 08:56 AM Hairy, that is on the top of my list for gross jokes.
Kat	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 10:39 AM Aww man, you guys are holding out on us! So, ummm... how is Michael Jackson like caviar?
Rod in the land of smarties. Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 10:51 AM They both come on small white crackers. I dunno which is sicker; the joke or the fact that I knew the answer. What do you get if you stand three blondes on their heads?
Rod in the land of smarties. Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 10:53 AM Oh, and on the Mikey Jokeson thingy... When is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
Razzle Berry	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 12:24 PM :S took me like twenty minutes to get it. then i didn't want it.
Citizen Premier in spite of public outcry Member	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 01:46 PM Hmm, what do you get when you cut the head off a baby? An erection!
Oggus Foo in America	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 02:56 PM Please someone start a thread with all the dead baby jokes. One of my pledge brothers used to recite a hundred of them like he was reading out of the phonebook. Like, what's the difference between a trunkload of dead babies and a trunkload of bowling balls... you can move the babies easier with a pitchfork. What's pink and taps on glass, a baby in the microwave.
Katherine	Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 \| 03:06 PM I've heard that joke before, Nettie, only the punchline (which I think is worse!) was "The little boy locked in my closet." Meep!
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