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Evildream
in You mamas house
Apr 05, 2005

Umm... i need you peoples help. I have a project due in about 4 days, its in human psychology.
You guys (and the three girls that look at this site) need to just start attacking me (personaly).
his will also be good way to blow off steam.

oh oh
Category: Pranks; Replies: 210

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Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:58 PM
Gee Evildream, you suck. Big Time!

downer

Sorry, I'm not the best at being mean
Evildream
in You mamas house
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:02 PM
umm.. at this rate my teacher will think im a very likeable guy
padego
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:17 PM
your diction is terrible, you can't spell worth shit, speaking of which, you smell funny.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:17 PM
Conversing with you makes me long for the lucidity of Hairy or Raoul.

So there.

mad
Myst
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:22 PM
Well you do have 4 day's in which to get more comments you dirty rotten scoundrel!

I suck at being mean to people. LOL
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:23 PM
You blow goats, and stop longing for my lucidity... it's mine, and you can't have it
stork
in in the Enclave
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:43 PM
Mistress Carissa spites you as a Mendicant, evil worm. You are not worthy of her sweet punishments.
stork in the Enclave
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:48 PM
Garden Gnome festered brain buffoon! All Fool's Day election be thy just dues for tempting the Prelates.
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:02 PM
And you thought that asking your internet "buddies" to help you on a project is a good idea? Hmmm...of all the idiotic things you could do!
Katherine
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:13 PM
Awww, Smerk, I think it's kind of sweet, actually. Let me try:

You onomatopoeia, you!

Good enough? smile
Evildream
in You mamas house
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:16 PM
umm.. well so far the mos hurtful were hairy ans smerk... and i do not blow goats, i blow sheep.
Sharruma
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:23 PM
Why you, you you human you.

Sorry, worst insult I could think of.
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:25 PM
Okay, I thought mine was one of the most pathetic! I can lay on the sarcasm a bit too thick...

Now for my curious side - what's the purpose of getting people to hurl written abuse at you? Is it supposed to be a study on what people say, or how you react to it?
Katherine
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:34 PM
Oooh, maybe it's like the famous study where they tested how much pain you'd be willing to inflict on people if ordered to do so?
Evildream
in You mamas house
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:38 PM
i cant tell you untill im insulted 12 more times
Evildream
in You mamas house
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:40 PM
real insults please
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:44 PM
Ok....

If we killed everyone who hated you it wouldn't be murder, it'd be an apocolapse. Your postings are so weak and boring it proves that you've got an IQ of about 2. Pity it takes 3 to grunt.

You're so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper. The only reason you passed your last class is that your professor just couldn't take your sheer stupidity any longer... I could suggest that you commit suicide now, except that i know you will probably screw that up too!

(God, this so goes against the grain for me! I feel awful, lol!)
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:49 PM
Winona, you're evil! LOL
Evildream
in You mamas house
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:50 PM
ow that stung...and i did get some ass resently, you were just sleeping when i did.

cool smirk
Sharruma
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:52 PM
I'd have trouble insulting people even if it was called for.


Okay *sigh*

You vomit making, rotting piece of distended camels rectum.
You peppermint herbivore in a hungarian unicyclist's posing pouch.
You blemish on a pimple on the backside of a warthog.
You masticating moronic low life scumbag of a suburban sociopath.
You prevariacating pontiff epitomizing the left left leg of an enraged gazebo.

That'll have to do for now.
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