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Cheerleaders: What to do about them.
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Apr 05, 2005

I came across this because it was about cheerleaders, but then it became an interesting read. Apparently, here in Texas, our cheerleaders in High School are performing like Exotic Dancers (Strippers). "They" (most of us know how I feel about "They") are trying to control what goes on now or something, saying the girls are being naughty. I KNEW this would eventually happen. I have known Strippers that "were" formerly cheerleaders. This would explain it.

Here is the Article.
http://www.slate.com/id/2116060/?GT1=6334
Category: News-Story, Sex; Replies: 23

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Dany
in Waco, Texas
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:24 PM
I heard that on a MSNBC primetime show. Countdown with Keith Olbermann a few weeks ago. I thought it was funny. I knew I should of been a cheerleader in highschool. It would of looked good on a resume for being a stripper.
X
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:29 PM
ALL Women please send picture and resume to http://www.sphinx1976@hotmail.com
X
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:37 PM
I'm sure whoever owns that Hotmail account will be very happy.
Dany
in Waco, Texas
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:47 PM
I only have one picture of my self online. And it's not a very good one.
X
Member
Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 | 10:14 AM
Where is it??? cool hmm
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:31 AM
rolleyes <- Rolling eye affliction again.

Yeah, but Texas is where that mom killed another kid so HER kid could be cheerleader. raspberry

Jeez. It's the parents. If parents actually had to spend 10 minutes a day with their kid at school, they'd know what was going on. They'd know that 1 of their 3 kids probably has an STD and is likely to spread it with 4.6 sexual partners.
Silent Fish
in an endless forest of wooden chairs
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:32 AM
stephen, sometimes I think you need a life rolleyes
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:42 AM
Stephen, if you are indeed in need of a life, I have a couple laying around that I don't need. They're kinda worn, and somewhat frayed around the edges, but seeing as how you need them more than me, you can have one, if you answer me this one question: Are you gonna eat that pickle?
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:44 AM
Y'now what. Stephen, keep your pickle and answer me this instead: If you woke up in the woods, naked, covered in Vaseline, and tied to a tree, would you tell anybody?
X
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:45 AM
Who is this "Silent Fish" and why does "They" speak to me. Oh, and the pickle went to LAMA.
X
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:47 AM
Hairy said: "Y'now what. Stephen, keep your pickle and answer me this instead: If you woke up in the woods, naked, covered in Vaseline, and tied to a tree, would you tell anybody?"

The answer is "HELL YEAH!!"
X
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:50 AM
I'm too important for "Common Folk" to speak to me!
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:51 AM
Stephen- you wanna go camping?
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 07:59 AM
Oh, and the pickle went to LAMA.

Yep. That was after I tied dear old Stephy to a tree...

And I took his wallet too.

Including his precious ticket for a free Happy Meal...
X
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:00 AM
Soooo, your the one!
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:01 AM
oh, and Hairy: you forgot to mention the ferret...
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:38 AM
And Stephy, don't pretend you didn't know. Folks, Steph and I have been doing this for some time now, each full moon. How Hairy found out I do not know, although I already had the suspicion he's of the stalking type after seeing Raoul run off so desperately....

And yes, the Happy Meal ticket and the ferret were new introductions to the game Stephy, and i could see yyou were particularly upset about the ferret. But that was in retaliation for you killing my fav cheerleader in front of my eyes the previous full moon. You shouldn't have done that Stephen. In fact, I've been very gentle with you. I first considered tying you to a sguaro cactus. Next time, I might use napalm instead of vaseline...
X
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 08:54 AM
Ooooook Lama, you put too much thought in that!!! And please stop sending me though sexually harrasing emails. Just because you seen a pic of me without my shirt doesn't justify this!
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:06 AM
[sob]

I...I can't stand this anymore! This forum has totally corrupted me! I used to be a good Christian. Now I am down to THIS. I tie Stephen to trees, and molest ferrets in unspeakable ways. And I took his Happy Meal ticket! And I speak about it, in public!

Alex, your website ruined me. My psychiatrist is very worried now...so are my parents, and the minister of my Church. Aunt Daisy already warned me; "Don't you mess around on that forum too much, the devil is present there....". She was right. She want's to sue you, Alex.... Vade retro, Satanas!!!!
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2005 | 09:17 AM
Dude- Raoul booked because he was late for a very important date. Raoul and I have our differences, but I'll grant him this: He's a Professional. When he say he's gonna be somewhere, he's gonna be there, like it or not. I know I wouldn't want to suffer the wrath of Earl J., if the film promo tour got held up... The Chariot of Fire should have gone through the Panama Canal some time ago, because, Raoul often said: "Yo no soy Marinero, soy Capitan". Sail on, Dark Knight
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