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How to make someone come out of a Coma
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X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 04, 2005
 In December, Bill DiPasquale unexpectedly came out of a two-week coma at Massachusetts General Hospital, five minutes after a friend whispered him a message from their boss, who had said, "You tell him to wake up, get out of bed, and get his ass back to work." [Associated Press, 2-9-05] [Boston Herald, 12-25-04]

Category: Health, News-Story, Psychology; Replies: 46

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X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 07:26 AM
This guy must be pretty scared of his boss....Wuss!
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 07:48 AM
...Please, and stop getting disability??

If I were in a coma, I'd be getting short term (or long term, depending on how long I was in) disability pay jut to lay there. Doubt I'd just wake up to a boring threat.
LaMa
in Europe
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 04:07 AM
The best way to get someone in to a coma, is to have her/him wake up from a one night stand, to find an intoxicated Stephen lying next to her/him...
Captain Al
in Alberta, Canada
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:34 AM
I read a similar story years ago. The papers must be repeating an urban myth. They never learn.
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 06:54 AM
Hey!!! Lots of lucky women have found an intoxicated Stephen laying next to them, that is, ofcoarse, if I couldn't sneek out in time. confused
LaMa
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 09:15 AM
"lucky women"; indeed, they were relatively lucky in that Stephen was intoxicated, meaning he could do little real harm to them....
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:08 AM
Man, seems to be "Pick on Stephen" day.

And I thought I was the only one.
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:35 AM
I am no body's bitch.....You, are mine!
Furry Bitch
in Andes Mountains
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:47 AM
I am no body's bitch.....You, are mine!

"oh, spank me Stephen, spank me...!!!!!"
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:49 AM
Oooook, thats enough. I don't want another incident like last time.
LaMa
in Europe
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:49 AM
smirk Yup, it seems to be Stephen spanking day indeed...
LaMa
in Europe
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:54 AM
sorry Stephen, i am just in a very frivolous mood today..... tongue laugh
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:01 AM
This is my pet, BoB....he doesn't like me either.
Bob.jpg

You can even tell by the way he is looking at me. I have owned him for 3 years and he allways gives me a Go to Hell look.
LaMa
in Europe
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:09 AM
He's cute.... (thoought I better say something nice to you todday as well)
Myst
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:05 PM
Wow nice picture Stephen, but I think you meant to say it was a picture of you!

I just had to join in on the pick on Stephen day.
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X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:12 PM
No, but here is a pic of me.....this was taken about 8 months ago. It isn't a close up cause I don't want to be recognized.

MeandWallBW.jpg

NOW, lets get back on subject!!!!
Myst
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 01:59 PM
I thought the topic was pick on Stephen day.
tongue wink

*Hides*
Myst
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:00 PM
BTW Who is the guy leaning against you?

LOL
Razzle Berry
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:16 PM
Poor Stephen, leave him alone.
Myst
Member
Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:48 PM
If we didn't pick on Stephen he would think we were mad at him.
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