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How to make someone come out of a Coma
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Apr 04, 2005
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In December, Bill DiPasquale unexpectedly came out of a two-week coma at Massachusetts General Hospital, five minutes after a friend whispered him a message from their boss, who had said, "You tell him to wake up, get out of bed, and get his ass back to work." [Associated Press, 2-9-05] [Boston Herald, 12-25-04]
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 08:26 AM
This guy must be pretty scared of his boss....Wuss! |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 08:48 AM
...Please, and stop getting disability??
If I were in a coma, I'd be getting short term (or long term, depending on how long I was in) disability pay jut to lay there. Doubt I'd just wake up to a boring threat. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 05:07 AM
The best way to get someone in to a coma, is to have her/him wake up from a one night stand, to find an intoxicated Stephen lying next to her/him... |
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:34 AM
I read a similar story years ago. The papers must be repeating an urban myth. They never learn. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 07:54 AM
Hey!!! Lots of lucky women have found an intoxicated Stephen laying next to them, that is, ofcoarse, if I couldn't sneek out in time.  |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 10:15 AM
"lucky women"; indeed, they were relatively lucky in that Stephen was intoxicated, meaning he could do little real harm to them.... |
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:08 AM
Man, seems to be "Pick on Stephen" day.
And I thought I was the only one. |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:35 AM
I am no body's bitch.....You, are mine! |
Furry Bitch
in Andes Mountains
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:47 AM
I am no body's bitch.....You, are mine!
"oh, spank me Stephen, spank me...!!!!!" |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:49 AM
Oooook, thats enough. I don't want another incident like last time. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:49 AM
 Yup, it seems to be Stephen spanking day indeed... |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 11:54 AM
sorry Stephen, i am just in a very frivolous mood today.....  |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 12:01 PM
This is my pet, BoB....he doesn't like me either.
You can even tell by the way he is looking at me. I have owned him for 3 years and he allways gives me a Go to Hell look. |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 12:09 PM
He's cute.... (thoought I better say something nice to you todday as well) |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:05 PM
Wow nice picture Stephen, but I think you meant to say it was a picture of you!
I just had to join in on the pick on Stephen day.
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:12 PM
No, but here is a pic of me.....this was taken about 8 months ago. It isn't a close up cause I don't want to be recognized.
NOW, lets get back on subject!!!! |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 02:59 PM
I thought the topic was pick on Stephen day.
*Hides* |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:00 PM
BTW Who is the guy leaning against you?
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Razzle Berry
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:16 PM
Poor Stephen, leave him alone. |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2005 | 03:48 PM
If we didn't pick on Stephen he would think we were mad at him. |
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