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Know Your Future
Posted By: axtonator Apr 03, 2005	hi this is a topic for joke websites like www.knowyourfuture.com.au Category: Prophecy-Psychic; Replies: 169

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Fountain of Sophos in Reading, England.	Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 \| 06:50 AM Shradha, In your future you must remember to read and comprehend this forum before posting to it. This will bring you much good karma and cause you to ace your engineering exams. You will rise to prominence in your chosen profession and construct many wonders, many of which will not fall down. All will only accessible to people under 5'4". In seven years' time, your faith in the stars will be rewarded when one falls from the sky and lands on your head. Your body will lie undiscovered for many days.
E.d.	Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 \| 09:46 AM i wasent making fun of just indians i was makig fun of anyone who dosen speak well, my self included... i would seem even more retarted if i tryed to speak in spanish! ( and if its any concilation indian food is the best food ever)
Boo in The Land of the Haggii... Member	Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 \| 10:30 AM The trouble is, though, that English may not be their first language. As far as I'm aware, you don't have that excuse.
joseph kyeremateng in ghana	Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 \| 12:55 PM hello i want to know my future. everthing
Charybdis in Hell Member	Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 \| 01:02 PM Joseph Kyeremateng, you will be made fun of by people smarter than you. You will get mad, but be unable to comprehend exactly why. You will then lock yourself in a closet and never come out again.
X in McKinney, TX Member	Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 \| 01:03 PM And then, my friend, you die.
Snowy in aeternum Member	Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 \| 03:38 PM You know, our friend axtonator really opened a can o' worms with this one...
Charybdis in Hell Member	Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 \| 06:04 AM Actually, sometimes these threads are fun. I like responding to people who want to know their futures, and Boo likes responding to people who want fake doctor's notes.
Maegan in Tampa, FL - USA Member	Posted: Thu Jul 14, 2005 \| 07:28 AM ...When the moon is in the 7th house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars, then peace will heal the planet, and love will fill the Stars. This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius! Tell your future by THAT.
Ozymandias in Madison, Wisconsin	Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 \| 09:48 AM This thread is still number four on Google....
juhi in finland	Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 \| 10:49 AM what this site is all about?
Boo in The Land of the Haggii... Member	Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2005 \| 12:32 PM Does the name not give you a teeny hint?
juhi in finland	Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 \| 12:41 AM u mean the site name museumofhoaxes , sorry but i don't understand that
Boo in The Land of the Haggii... Member	Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 \| 01:02 AM It. Is. A. Museum. Of. Hoaxes. It is a webpage about hoaxes. I honestly don't know how I can make that any clearer.
Boo in The Land of the Haggii... Member	Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 \| 01:06 AM Even the topic says, and I quote "this is a topic for joke websites".
DFSTuckey in Auckland New Zealand	Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 \| 01:34 AM Boo, they may not speak English as a native language. Like perhaps an Australian?
juhi in finland	Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2005 \| 07:21 AM thanks boo,
Mat in Il	Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 \| 01:35 PM I had A girl friend once. I really loved her but not her i want to know if shell ever like me again and if not will a get a girl friend in freshmen year
lucky in agra up	Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 \| 09:38 PM i m a simple sover guy,but my looking is good and my family is very respected family, so i want to know about my future, i love one or two girls, should they come i my life or my family accept that, anyway i wnat to know my future wife name regards lucky
Rasheda Begum in Dhaka, Bangladesh	Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 \| 11:36 PM Hey, My Name is "Rasheda Begum" My Date of Birth is 3rd February, 1977 I born in Dhaka, Bangladesh Time of Birth is 11:55 p.m at Thursday My Question is "When will i go abroad?"
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