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axtonator
Apr 03, 2005

hi this is a topic for joke websites like www.knowyourfuture.com.au
Category: Prophecy-Psychic; Replies: 169

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DFStuckey
in Auckland, New Zealand
Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 | 04:11 PM
Apologies to all those seekers who have come here and missed my advice . . . A huge negative energy storm whipped this country since our devastating sadness at the Rugby World Cup, and only now are things becoming clear.

Stephanie, why do you wish to know what you already are sure of? No, the current one is not necessarily the one for you given his own confusion over his masculinity - And pass this on to him; Doing that 'with' a guy is not always a sing, but wanting to 'do' it to a guy most definietly is ( He will know what we mean ) - But his support will give you the strength when you find the right one. Just don't lesnerise any time you are in or near water.
siobhan hudson
in newcastle
Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2008 | 01:03 PM
hiya can you tell me what my future will be like when i get out of foster care please
arshad lodi
in ujjain india
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 | 01:04 AM
Shall I get a job?
D F Stuckey
in Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 | 10:47 AM
Well, arshad, you might as well . . . the money would be helpful.

Ah, I sense you are asking if you WILL get a job; In this case, I foresee a possible overseas journey for you to a small green country, where you will be guaranteed employment in the transport, construction or distribution industries.

This is dependent upon one vital factor - You must always end every conversation with the phrase "An Utter pleasure to talk to you." This may seem odd, but the alignment of these words with your success line is absolute.
D F Stuckey
in Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2008 | 10:56 AM
Dear Siobhan, I have not forgotten you . . . The future for you is a wide road of possibilities, as I detect a vast strength within you, possibly forged through harsh living in the past; Yet, I also recieve an impression that your foster parents have given you much of this strength as well. Indeed, in order to make the most of your future, keeping in touch with the foster family is imperative and vital.

You know where your strengths lie, and more to the point you know the weaknesses that you possess as well - which is, as Sun Tzu notes, the way to victory. Take advice, weigh it carefully and follow the path that seems hardest at first; And remember one other thing - People do not grow too old to play, they grow old because they do not play. Avoid drinking liquids made from grains, or consuming plants that have seperate male and female individuals.
smee
in South Africa
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 | 03:30 AM
Nice will keep people busy
D F Stuckey
in Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 | 12:19 PM
Smee, I have to disagree; Nice might keep people busy, but nasty makes even more work for people due to the damage caused.

And I'm sorry to hear about the theft recently; Just be glad that the person involved was not shot.
smee
in South Africa
Posted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 | 09:12 PM
true, but all the crime going around has to end sometime just think the cops must get a move on before some one does get shot or hurt.
D F Stuckey
in Auckland New Zealand
Posted: Thu Mar 19, 2009 | 07:23 PM
The future is hazy . . . James will marry either an Erica or a Simone. Fail.

Or is that either Eric or Simon? In that case Epic Fail.
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