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Know Your Future
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axtonator
Apr 03, 2005

hi this is a topic for joke websites like www.knowyourfuture.com.au
Category: Prophecy-Psychic; Replies: 168

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niha ansari
in ahmedabad/gujarat
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:32 AM
plz let me about my future i want to know that my marraige will be arrange not love whome did i love will my parents accpet it or not i want to know every thing about my future plz
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:40 AM
I see spelling and grammar lessons in your future.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:42 AM
I think that's unlikely, chary.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:22 AM
From her name I'm guessing she's Indian... so it could be just troubles with a 2nd language.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:31 AM
Yeah, I kinda got that impression from the "arrange marraige" but still, that's why God invented the spellchecker.
andychrist
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:30 AM
Isn't English the official language of India? The official language of the internet is Gibberish, that I know.

Uh-oh, I see flames on the horizon...
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:43 AM
I heard that Englisg is the Universal Language of the world, as well it should be.....In the Future, everyone will speak it.

I haven't seen bricks flying at me yet for that comment.
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:44 AM
Oh, and "Englisg" is like "English" only spelled with a "g".
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:48 AM
Italian was the love language. Poets thought that Latin was too harsh a language for their love ballads...so they invented Italian.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:48 AM
English enjoys associate status but is the most important language for national, political, and commercial communication; Hindi is the national language and primary tongue of 30% of the people; there are 14 other official languages: Bengali, Telugu, Marathi, Tamil, Urdu, Gujarati, Malayalam, Kannada, Oriya, Punjabi, Assamese, Kashmiri, Sindhi, and Sanskrit; Hindustani is a popular variant of Hindi/Urdu spoken widely throughout northern India but is not an official language.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:52 AM
I just soooo love smart women.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 08:56 AM
I got that online, though because of my Indian friends I did know much of that. The town I grew up in: about 40% are Punjabi speaking Sikhs with a couple of Hindus, about 30%? Native Indian, about 30% Caucasian.

Down here I have quite a few Indian friends as well.
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:10 AM
I can even sign my name in Punjabi using the Gurmukhi alphabet. smile

(Something kinda dumb to be proud of)
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:29 AM
I can write my name in Pig Latin.
X
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 09:32 AM
I took spanish for a couple of weeks...All I learned was "Una Coca-Cola, porfavor" I later droped out knowing that learning spanish at my school would take for ever going at that pace.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:20 AM
I can speak it out of necessity...if I get a caller...

Me - "Accidente, con carro?"
Them - "Si...el blah el blah in spanish."
Me - "Un momento, por favor, tengo (in english) interpreter."

And I can do letters & numbers...so that if the caller insists "I spick ingles", I can get them to spell things out... ah beh seh deh eh
anshul singh
in pune.india
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 03:58 AM
hi am anshul singh from india.
my bday is 11/11/1978.
born on saturday at 12.15pm.

can u tell me what will be my profession after 5 years.

well m engineering student at thi time but i want 2 bcome actor.

so plz tell me?

thanx

anshul
anshul singh
in pune.india
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 04:00 AM
my bday is 11/11/1978
born on saturday at 12.15pm

can u tell me waht will b my professon after 5years.

m engineerin student at dis time but want to bcome actor.

thanx
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 04:12 AM
OH MY GOD THE MORON PARADE HAS BEGUN.

I guess begging for fake doctor's notes wasn't enough for the population at large anymore...
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon May 02, 2005 | 05:28 AM
anshule singh: I see something involving rectums. I wanted to say proctologist but since you want to be an actor I will instead go with - Gay Porn!.

Good luck with that.
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