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Does your Pet have a Resume????
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Mar 30, 2005
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I read this here: http://houseandhome.msn.com/rentals/doesyourpetcomewithpapers.aspx
I don't like dog people, mainly the ones that own chihuahua's and poodles. The others are ok, except when the dog wants to hump your leg, and the owner wants to charge you for it, like he is a Pimp. I would probably beat someone up if I caught them with a pet resume. I don't like pet resume's. I don't like vegitables either.
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Sharruma
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 03:53 PM
You sound like a well rounded individual
hmm, what was the question? |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 04:25 PM
I don't care if Stephen tries to beat me up. I'm creating a resume for my cat. Maybe I'll even try to post it on Monster.com and see if she gets any job offers. |
Raoul
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 05:06 PM
The Pets of Raoul need no resume'... they simply say: I am a Pet Of Raoul, and they get the best of treatment. They do, however, need the new CD by the Baltimore, USA band, Barnacle Billy and The Platonic Solids, on Johnson Rod Records |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 05:54 PM
Hmmm...might have to suggest that to a friend! |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 08:52 PM
People humanizing pets and other things (such as naming their car) has been going on, and will continue to do so, forever. At least until jesus gets off his ass and finally returns. 😉
I like Alex's idea... CPA? Barber? What does your cat want to do for the rest of its life? What's his expected salary?
If he doesn't get a job, you can always claim discrimination beacause the potential employers thought his hair was too long...
On a side note, I got a bill from Columbia House the other day. They were complaining that it was taking too long to pay (tough shit, blood from a stone and all). But the kicker is, in the SAME ENVELOPE they sent an ad to fill out to order free books and sign up to another club.
Santos L. Halper is expecting his shipment of literature soon... :cheese: |
Raoul
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 09:05 PM
All cars must have a title, and a name. I am borne by my Plymouth, whom I call: "Raoul's Chariot of Fire", as you know. But, she has a name, a name I whisper sweetly, as I turn her golden key... That name, You Shall Never Know, for is that of my true love, forever lost. You have saddened me. I go now to seek solace in the arms of my memories |
Chadds Ford Prefect
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 09:57 PM
You should see what they do to ferrets. They dress tham as Christmas elves, pumpkins and Thai cabanna boys. |
Raoul
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 10:19 PM
Who? Who is this "They"? Tell me so they may be dealt with in a manner befitting their misdeeds, for I, Raoul, have great friends amongst the Llamas. They too, would brook no insult to our ferret brethren. "They" must pay dearly for this ignoble slight, and shall face our wrath |
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 10:15 AM
The truely great Lama's hereby want to deny all connections to Raoul.....
😡 |
Nettie
in Perth, Western Australia
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 06:04 AM
I wonder what I could put of a resume for my dogs??? Small, yappy creatures that shed tooooo much hair ALL YEAR ROUND, bark endlessly during thunder storms, bite you if you don't pat them, constantly want food and will run away if I leave the gate open.
Meh, I still love em. I will take them any day over a stupid cat. Especially if I take them over the cat while in a car... |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 08:12 AM
There have been some changes on here since the April fools rush. I haven't been able to use this site but maybe twice. I am ashamed, Alex, you would make a pet resume, but you do live in San Diego though, so I will have to look past this. |
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 09:56 AM
I don't have any pets...I don't really understand people getting all weird about them either. A lady at work has a daughter who doesn't have kids yet, but she has a dog. For Christmas, my friend got a T-shirt that said, "Let me get this straight, my grandchild is a dog named Ari?!"
Cute, but sad. Oh well, at least the animal nuts like their animals enough to not have kids...can you see it? "Okay, Alex Jr., go get the ball, can you give daddy kisses? Oh yes you can! Yes you CAN!" |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 10:23 AM
I would like to own a Rotwi....Rotwhil...damned,Rotwhiler?? one of those big dogs that are black. They are Bad Ass dogs! Id teach it to attack trees and stuff. |
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