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Only a true friend would do this….
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X
Mar 30, 2005
 I got this article from News of the weird:

In February, Amanda Monti, 24, of Birkenhead, England, was sentenced to 30 months in jail for ripping off one of her ex-boyfriend's testicles with her bare hands in a rage over his refusal to have sex. (According to witnesses, Monti briefly hid the testicle in her mouth, but a friend retrieved it and handed it back to the man, saying, "That's yours.")
Category: Sex; Replies: 6

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Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 08:07 AM
Oh, how sweet!

Bet he didn't feel like it after, either.

Has this woman never heard of a vibrator?
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 01:19 PM
Okay. I take back my remark on another thread, about the non-dangerousness of British women...
LaMa
in Europe
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 01:22 PM
but that friend gets the prize for the coolest remark of the year.....
X
Member
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 01:32 PM
Ha! His friend handled his balls. Try to live that down if you handed your friends testicle back to him. "Hey!! I think you droped something."
Charybdis
in Hell
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 04:01 PM
See, this is why I don't have a girlfriend.

Well, at least it's an excuse.
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 | 04:51 PM
Was it his friend, or hers though? hmmm Read carefully, Stephen. It doesn't specify whose friend it was...
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