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Taped Exorcisim?
Posted By:
Andrew
Mar 26, 2005

I dont believe its real, but someone sent me the link earlier and found it
odd...

Warning: Potentially disturbing clip.

http://paranormal.about.com/od/demonsandexorcism/a/aa031405.htm
Category: Supernatural; Replies: 30

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Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 | 07:31 PM
Wow, I just listened to this two days ago, on my own no less. (no forward from a friend)

Dunno if it is real or not, but I admit I did find it way creepy in a silent house while all alone though. wink
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2005 | 07:55 PM
I'm not even going to justify hat with a response
smile
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 07:59 AM
Perhaps one of the people on this forum with "the power" (Alex, Stephen?) can put some added note to the post that this is "not for the weak of mind to listen to: potential upsetting content!" ?

I am not a believer in the occult and paranormal at all, and the whole tape migh well be a hoax or ann adio of someone suffering from a psychosis; but as a natural response I did feel very unpleasant while listening to this audio. It is just very creepy.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 08:13 AM
The website says that it might be disturbing, but I put it in the body of the post, in case someone doesn't read down far enough on the about.com site.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 08:43 AM
I don't get it. The only thing that disturbed me was how crappy the quality was. Otherwise it just sounded like really bad acting.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:18 AM
I couldn't listen to it at work, but I figured it one person thought it was creepy, it was worth noting...this way the next 100 posts aren't, "I was creeped out! This was SOOO scary. I can't believe that doesn't come with a warning!"

Anywho...Thanks to LaMa, there's a warning for future weak minds. wink
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:25 AM
Yep, and thanks Maegan. My weak mind was certainly somewhat disturbed for several minutes following the act of listening. But then, I am a wimp.... red face
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:37 AM
Go relax at purple.com. No disturbing images or sounds.
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 11:20 AM
i can't believe i wasted two minutes and forty-one seconds of my life on that. the only bit that made me jump was when the 'ambience' on windows media player suddenly changed from one setting to another (it was on random)

where was the crying mother? the church walls crumbling? satan himself appearing to declare the new age of torture and torment for all mankind?

in all, i give it a C-
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 11:40 AM
You bloody Brits are just too used to hauntings. You want to have chain rinkling, devilish resonating laughs, cold draugths chilling the spine, enflamed visions in dinghy crypts....otherwise you are bored. You are spoiled spoiled spoiled....!!!

This is a decent Russian demon, not a Brit demon. it compares to.....well, just as British women compare to Russian women. The former are just much meaner in appearance and language.....but the latter more dangerous....
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 02:12 PM
perhaps you are right. england is in fact one big haunted castle. even the air is haunted with 'ghost air', or 'clouds' as we call them
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 02:29 PM
I take issue with the fact that about.com presents everything on its site as proof, even when there is no proof there, as in the cases of bigfoot or the loch ness monster.

On anything "alternative", so to speak, they are definately NOT a trusted authority.

For instance, they take the fact that tested DNA could not be identified as conclusive proof that it is from an unknown animal. All it takes is a bad or spoiled sample, and the DNA test will not identify where the DNA came from.

This is the result of faulty reasoning.

Check out their list of "proof" that bigfoot exists. There is proof nowhere.
mean_drunk
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 04:27 PM
If you want to hear an real exorcism you can dance to...check out "the jezebel spirit" by David byrne and Brian Eno...Its off the "My life in the bush of ghosts" lp.
Its pretty cool when cranked.
bob
in i dunno no
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 04:52 PM
so there is an exorcism on tape you've got to show me!!!!!!!!
BugbearSloth
in earth, 3rd planet, sol system
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 07:55 PM
That's a tape of my girlfriend suffering from irritable bowel syndrome. I often do russian orthodox chants to help ease her passing.
Princess Snot Face
in Freezing my toes off in Alaska
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 11:39 PM
HA HA HA...IBS. That is funny!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 11:55 PM
Ah! We've heard from the daughter of King Phlegm and Queen Mucous tonight.

I thought she was killed in the "Kleenex Coup" of 2001.

wink
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 12:15 AM
And such an intelligent, thoughtful and insightful comment too...
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 06:06 AM
"This is a decent Russian demon, not a Brit demon. it compares to.....well, just as British women compare to Russian women. The former are just much meaner in appearance and language.....but the latter more dangerous...."

Give me five minutes alone with you, a pair of pliers and some nipple clamps and you'll be singing a different song, young man...
vampire
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 | 07:04 AM
Boo wrote: Give me five minutes alone with you, a pair of pliers and some nipple clamps and you'll be singing a different song, young man...

Ah, somebody who feels I still am a "young man"! Life is good! cool smile

In my experience (yes, I have dug in Britain), the way to exorcise British women is simply to booze them down. They always cooperate with that, it increases the foul language but diminishes their dangerous sides as long as you keep out of one arms length reach, and be aware of flying pints of beer.

But the nipple clamps sound promising....uhhm, I mean.... be aware, I know how to defend myself.....
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