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newly born 25 lbs baby with beard and teeth speaks fluent spanish
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Posted By:
anon
Mar 24, 2005
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I heard today at school that supposedly a 25 pound baby was born the other
day with a beard and teeth and said "you think this is surprising? wait till
march 25" in perfect spanish, then the baby died, the mother died, the
doctor died, and the nurses went into a coma
this was on some spanish news channel too.
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X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:29 PM
Sooooo, who was around to tell the story????? |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:30 PM
Think man, Think!!! |
The Curator
in San Diego
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:32 PM
By some weird coincidence, I just got a joke about a 25 lb baby in my email:
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks. Like I said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy." Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW!" . We heard one woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains. Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now? The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!" The Texas father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Lone Star beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says: "Had'm circumcised". |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:34 PM
I am just at a total loss for words...
:long: |
X
in McKinney, TX
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:35 PM
HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!, the only thing wrong with that story is no one here drinks Lone Star Beer; thats some nasty stuff. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:46 PM
HA! The second story, Alex's, wasn't up yet when I posted!
I'm still at a loss for words, though. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:52 PM
I have a wallet made from Llama foreskins |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:54 PM
If I rub it, it becomes a suitcase. I keep it well-oiled |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:56 PM
I almost lost it once, only to have it fall off a shelf and hit me on the head, only to prove that we all can be victims of circumcision. I love that story. Reader's Digest stuff |
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