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Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 08:36 PM
Slightly? Yeah, and space is slightly large...
John Candy, Rick Moranis, Dave Thomas, Eugene Levy, and Joe Flaherty. Yeah, all prime examples of Canadian beauty...
Of course, there's always Natasha Henstridge, Lois Maxwell (Miss Moneypenny from Dr.No), Anna Paquin, and Jennifer Tilly (once you mute it, anyway...), Neve Campbell, Kim Cattrall, and let me not forget (Please!) Carrie-Anne Moss |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 08:59 PM
Oh yeah Raoul,
I forgot what a hunk of burnin' stud love you are... you would turn them all away wouldn't you. Because they're all below your standards... NOT! You be on your knees so fast your pocket protector would still be hovering in mid-air! Oh lets' not forget the fact that all these horrible sounding pieces of trailer trash probably don't earn near the cash Mr. Raoul makes in a week huh?
Between the fat bank account and the look... who gives a shit what they sound like!
As for Rod's additions to the list...
Natasha - So hot I watch the goofiest TV show of all-time (She Spies)
Anna - Definately smokin' but I still feel guilty for thinking so after "knowing" her from such an early age.
Jennifer - I could think of a couple fun ways to mute that one, but it wouldn't even be totally necessary... you know, because of the view.
Neve - Gotta love that scene with Denise Richards!
Carrie & Kim - Both total hotties!
Lois - Not familiar with her but will look it up now that you've mentioned it.
Like I said before... they sure know how to breed em in Canada... and I'm thankful that none of them are good enough for old Raoul... leaves more for us to enjoy. |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:04 PM
You know who we're unfairly leaving off this list don't you Rod? I'm almost ashamed of myself after realizing, but we must add to the list...
The lovely "Winona"...
she's from Canada too eh?
"Someone horked our clothes eh?" |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:21 PM
"Miss" Ryder, she be American. |
Raoul
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:23 PM
I Am The Gangster of Love, not some Canadian Bacon Boffer. Doubt not my prowess, or I will steal your woman and make her mine, just by the sound of my name. Say it loud,and watch her sigh: "Raoul". I rule. |
Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:35 PM
Damn, I was convinced that Anna Paquin was one of ours. She's not. Born in Canada and brought up in New Zealand...We always try to claim the Kiwi actors - look at Russel Crowe!  |
Raoul
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:38 PM
yow- I have Gladiator on the VCR right now. Guess that makes me Raoul, The PSYCHIC Gangster of Love. |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:39 PM
This one's just for Smerk. Me wearing a thong...
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Smerk
in to mischief
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:48 PM
I can't see it! Unless you intended it to be a white box with a red cross in it! 
That's an extremely scary thought of being on the same psychic wavelength as Raoul.  |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:53 PM
No Rod,
I was referring to "Winona" of Museum of Hoaxes fame. She's a regular poster like us... although I won't go on record as to how "regular / normal" we all are here.
Because no matter how hard nerdy little Raoul tries to convince me that he's "too sexy for his shirt, too sexy for himself, too sexy for this world, too sexy for mere mortal women" I don't buy it... and his refusal to admit the obvious is abnormal.
As for stealing my woman Raoul... please, give it your best shot. I will enjoy watching your attempt very much... about like you enjoy watching those nature documentaries. You know, where you get to watch the lioness hunt down the "weakling" zebra nerd and turn it into dinner. You don't want to watch the carnage... but you just can't look away.
I do appreciate you making me laugh during a crappy Monday at work though... thanks kid. Still think you'd any one of those women from that list could have their way with you... and "truth" be known that probably goes for ANY woman. As I've found in my life experience that those who talk the biggest game, talk game for a reason, because they have no actual playing time. Get my meaning??? Doubt it... but oh well. Canadian bacon still rules... whether you eat it or not!
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:55 PM
I knew you'd say that... You feel my influence, my power... you have no will of your own. Leave the window open when you dream, and Raoul will come to you... poppies... poppies... |
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 09:59 PM
And that window offer was for Smerk, not Marky. He can try the back door, but it's locked. You can't get in my back door, Mark, so quit trying |
Smerk
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:00 PM
I think I'll be leaving my window firmly shut, thank you Raoul! |
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:04 PM
Game? To be wooed by Raoul, The Psychic Gangster of Love is no game... Games are for children... Raoul is for women... Women who Know, women who desire, women who... understand. |
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:06 PM
Ah, your window says no, but your eyes say yes. Is that felt? |
Smerk
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:07 PM
Hey, Mark, I guess there is at least one woman out there who can resist the lure of Raoul (me!)  |
Smerk
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:09 PM
Raoul, No. We're a world apart. There's no hope for us. (For which, I'm quite thankful) |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:10 PM
So I question your "actual" experience with "the ladies" and you in turn question my sexual orientation. Whatever dude, fact is you said..."Oh they're not good enough for me." And I said bullshit and called you out on it.
Something else life experience has taught me is that those who most overtly attack / ridicule / joke about "homosexuality" are usually the ones who still haven't "admitted" to themselves, much less the rest of us, what they're actual "preference" is... is there something you'd like to tell us Raoul??? We won't condemn you for your choices... we promise! |
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:13 PM
By the way... what's up with calling me "Marky"??? That's about the gay-est thing I've heard all night... and you said while accusing me of having "different" preferences. Like I said... it's a sure sign for you Raoul... ask ANY shrink. They'll tell you the same... |
Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 10:15 PM
That's funny, it shows up in mine...
Fine, now my avatar is me in a thong...
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