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Rod
in the land of smarties.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 10:38 AM
Anyone ever seen "Tank Girl"? It looks like one of the mutant kangaroos to me.
Or maybe Francis the Talking Mule with his Zorro mask on... |
Rod
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 12:47 PM
So, this pattern only showed up after the intense heat of a fire, eh?
Now I've got to go buy a few turtles and zap them in the microwave just to see what shows up. Maybe they'll shoot sparks, like grapes do.
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X
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 12:52 PM
Thanks for the idea Rod. Unfortunately. it didn't work. And talk about the stinch, WoW.
Also do not immediately pick it up when you take it out of Microwave, the Shell is extremly HOT!!! |
Rod
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 01:13 PM
You should have used your time-branch to go an hour into the future before you picked it up.
"The marking on the shell was like the devil wanted us to know he was down there," Bryan Dora said. "To me, it's too coincidental that the only thing to come out unscathed would have this image on it."
I've got a real problem with people who claim stuff like "it's like god (or satan) wanted us to know" to justify to themselves their own continued belief in their big invisible friend.
Now, if it's got the image burned into it's back, is it truly unscathed? And would not the amount of heat needed to "create a picture" on the shell be enough to cook the damned turtle, at least partially?
I'd experiment, but the closest pet store is 120 miles away. I've always wondered what turtle soup actually tastes like, though. Maybe I should go get some turtles and thereby kill two "birds" with one stove? |
X
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 01:40 PM
I agreee.....They must think Satan had it out for them. If I was a supreme Creature of EVIL, I don't know if I would use a Pet Store to show my use of Power. |
Rod
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 01:54 PM
If satan existed, why in hell would he want to burn down a pet store? Did the animals have a little church set up in the back? He just HAD to teach the puppies who was better?
Maybe he just likes the smell of burnt hair.
And generally, arsonists don't leave a picture of themselves laying around at the scene of a crime, either.
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 02:33 PM
I think it looks uncannily like King Bowser Koopa from the Nintendo games. It would be like him to burn down a pet store; a far more appropriate level of mischief for Bowser than for Satan, Lord of the Flies, Prince of Evil. Besides, Satan is busy in Florida trying to yank the feeding tube out of Terry Schiavo, when he's not in Massachussetts presiding over gay weddings and tempting pop singers to bare their breasts on national television. |
X
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 03:10 PM
Are you suggesting that KING KOOPA is Satan??? And he lives in Florida???
I think Nintendo got some explaning to do. |
Sharruma
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 03:56 PM
But but but...
The face on the shell has a goatee
I mean how much more proof do you need? |
winona
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Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 08:27 PM
It makes me want to make a road trip and go buy the poor maligned little sucker. 
But, we are picking up a puppy on Friday, and I have no desire to add salmonella worries and a new mouth to feed to that.
Sorry Satan. |
~*sShimmeRr*~
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 12:41 AM
LOL, it DOES look like a Ripper off the movie Tank Girl!! |
Yaanu
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 11:06 AM
Well, we haven't seen Bowser for a while, have we? Maybe he grew a beard in the waiting line.
~Yaa "AAAAAAHHH!!!" nu~ |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 02:07 PM
The face on the shell has a goatee
I mean how much more proof do you need?
The turtle has been marked by Pan, which is appropriate since Pan is the Lord of Animals.
Here is some info on Pan:
Confusions and Distinctions-Pan and Satan
Why is Satan often shown as having goatlike features? |
Rod
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 03:57 PM
You know, Myst, if it had not been a recognized name that posted the links, I never would have followed said links and found out that "goats have--one must speak frankly--prominent genitals."
They say you learn someting new every day... quess I'll shut my brain off til midnight now.
(And by the way, goats aren't more "well hung", it's just that the sheep's wool hides a dong rather better than goat hair does. So I guess I really didn't learn something new now, did I?) |
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 | 03:49 PM
if u ask me it looks a lil like the Chicago bulls sign..might be a hoax or maybe it just normal patters that they didnt see. |
Orange Juice
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 07:15 PM
my word that i had to type in is "photoshop". how accuret for the sitation. |
Rod
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Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 08:00 PM
Yeah, maybe your next word will be "dictionary" or "spell checker".
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Myst
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 12:45 AM
You know, Myst, if it had not been a recognized name that posted the links, I never would have followed said links....
LOL Rod, I'm not sure why I didn't see your above post before tonight.
I just like to make all of you wonder about me....  |
Orange Juice
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Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 06:40 AM
shut up i'm only 13! DON'T BE A BUTT! |
Nettie
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Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2005 | 06:53 AM
I thought kids these days were taught how to spell when they were taught how to write? |
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