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Michael Jackson dead & replaced
Posted By:
Glamcat
Mar 20, 2005

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4111

Forget Paul, now here's a story I can believe!
I've long suspected that Michael was replaced by something, I don't know, an alien prehaps?
Category: Celebrities, Imposters, Website-Hoax; Replies: 105

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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 07:31 AM
This explains SO MUCH!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 10:16 AM
"We are not certain, at this time, who—or what—has been standing trial in that Santa Maria courthouse."

Wow, news flash THERE.
LOL

"...other Neverland visitors have reported that when when Jackson entered a room, lights flickered, faucets ran blood-red, and screams escaped from the walls."

Maybe he kidnapped the REAL Stan Kubrick, and he has him hidden in a little closet punching "scary buttons" all day...

The best was the corpse pic with the glove sticking out of the body-bag, though.
Glamcat
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 04:53 PM
"The best was the corpse pic with the glove sticking out of the body-bag, though."

And such an amazing resemblence!
I'm sold.
Big Gary C
in Fairbanks, Alaska
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 08:36 PM
Dead and NOT replaced would be even more believable.
Have you seen the guy lately?
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 07:15 AM
If only this were true.
girl-next-door
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 04:23 AM
they finally found out he's an alien-like creep?
girl-next-door
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 04:24 AM
Big Gary C - damn right!
jane
in malta
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 06:40 AM
well i am glad in away if they have found his body, as this means he didnt do anything wrong but they want to catch the person who killed him, they have done a lot of damage to everyones life. and then michael can rest in peace... we love you mjj x x x x x
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 06:49 AM
Please please please please please please please please please please let that have been a joke.
jane
in malta
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 06:54 AM
joke about what???
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:14 AM
The man's a total perve freak....I could care less. The only imporant thing about him in this day and age is his money.
jane
in malta
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:19 AM
sorry you think like that, but there is a lot of people out there who love him, he has done a great deal for the world. zipper
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:20 AM
Such as?
jane
in malta
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:37 AM
well that depends on how old you are.....
smirk
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:40 AM
yeah, like 12; Remember, I said in this day and age!!!! Yes a while back, he might have done good.
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:46 AM
A single man, with a low self esteem (All the cosmetic surgery is proof, plus he has admited it before in his younger years) and preffers the company of children, espeacially young boys, just isn't right. Hell, just because he seems good on the outside doesn't mean he is. Think of all the preists' out there that were supposed to be all holy and what not.
jane
in malta
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:46 AM
well if it is true that he has been dead for 18/20 years that will explain.
but he will be rememberd bye a lot of people, me begin one, smile
jane
in malta
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:54 AM
yes well we can agree on that about the preists, as i dont trust them, so your one up ok
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:55 AM
Jane, he isn't dead, that was just a hoax. And yes, I will remember him too, as a freaky perve that doesn't like his own race. He isn't like the Michael we knew in the "Thriller" days.
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 07:57 AM
Get Rod in here. He probably has input on the subject as well, even Hairy. But remember, it isn't good input unless it agrees with mine. Those are the rules; I don't make them up.
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