This is soooo cool. I found this by accident but it seems, well, different.
PimpWar is a free web browser based game where you play the part of a ruthless pimp on a quest for power and money. You will become a master at the art of pimping your hoes, commanding your thugs and battling your enemies to protect what you have and to help your empire grow. This game is NOT for whiners. PimpWar players have 5000 ways to call you a bitch ass. So if you think you can handle it we suggest you get a couple friends together so you are not alone in this bad bad place and then bring yo bad self. http://pimpwar.com/
Ho vs. Hoe, a distinction WAY too many people seem to have no clue about.
I found this game several months ago, and didn't even bother to bookmark it. If you aren't into the lingo before you start, it's not even very entertaining, I think.
And yes, now that I've seen it, Katherine, I'm gonna go smack a few bitches down. It has corrupted me forever. Women must be punished.
Katherine
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 08:41 PM
I don't know, people nowadays can be pretty kinky. In certain circles, I suspect you could make a good living pimping out your garden tools...
You could probably get away with pimping almost all of them, except maybe "The Claw" and the hedgeclippers, anyway.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 07:34 AM
...Sounds just like Thug Wars...or a similar game my husband used to play. You get a gane & recruit drug dealers, prostitutes...all kinds of fun, if a little stereotypical, stuff.
David B.
in Reading, England.
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 | 05:06 AM
I think I'd prefer the garden tools version. It'd be funnier.
"Yo! Move in on my hoes an' I'll rake ya like the mulch yo' are!"
"Yo' ass is grass, 'n' I'm the LawnFlite Pro-FLM50H (wit' optional cuttings-collector)"
"Doze mossy-forking peats is thicker than greenfly out dere!"
"Soddy podzolic!"
dustin
in ny
Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 | 09:38 AM
Pimpwar is the first game of its kind. There are dozens of fake ones that are not as hard and not as many people play...Stick to pw
Dont be so closed minded,If you gave this game a 1 month trial,u would be hooked ; )Also crying that its downgrading to woman is bullshit,some of the best pimps ive played with were....what else??Woman,most of wich are more on the brighter side of open mindedness then you closed minded folks.have fun livin your life like weakass puss***
Im gunna go gank somethugs and smack some Irish hooligans,have fun lewwwzers=D
Smacky McSpanky
in Dallas, Texas
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 | 06:31 PM
Ok i would admit i thought it was demeaning to women. But I was the baddest female pimp on pimpwar in the early 2000's. I miss it though. They are right, pimpin' ain't easy.
FREEZE YOU (*@#!#s;!!) screams a trigger happy ATF agent as your thugs are surrounded.
The sound of 40oz's shattering can be heard from blocks away. Your thugs return with 2 unseized 40's.Your hoes made a total of $453,435.
After paying alliance dues you are left with $453,435
In the real world women are submitted to the will of men, and the strongest, richest, foulest men reign. Pimpwar is not just a game, but a reflection of real life. Whatever character you play in the "game" is what you desire to be in real life. Therefor, pimpwar is a good training camp for wanna be mofos.
Matador
in McDonald's
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 | 08:09 AM
Hey Blunts... I heard ya love that mp5 up ya butt... now go sit on Crawlers face
