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Who needs ringtones when you can have GUM!
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Charybdis
in Hell
Mar 18, 2005

Newer readers may not understand the reference in this title but it involves increasing breast size so all you guys will have to check it out. The women - I leave it to their own discretion.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm
Category: Body-Modification, Food, Health; Replies: 17

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X
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 09:24 AM
Well, thats it....GOD does exist!!!!
Captain Al
in Alberta, Canada
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 10:08 AM
The BBC is getting to be a good source of material for this site. Why do they always put the skepticism at the end? They should research the facts first and if they don't find any, shitcan the story. The title and the fact that the story is there give it undeserved credibility. The doubters at the end come off sounding like stuffy, closed minded scientific geeks. But I guess government funded monopolies have to worry about ratings too.
Razela
in Tucson, AZ
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 01:09 PM
It says the gum comes in rose flavor. Roses may be pretty to look at, but to eat???
Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 01:52 PM
What would happen if you were doing the ringtones and the gum at the same time?
Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 01:54 PM
And here's the link to the ringtones:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/permalink/breastones/
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 04:03 PM
Rose petals actually taste a lot more bland than you'd think. Try one sometime, they are edible.

Not too bad, actually.
Sharruma
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 05:20 PM
hmm, I think my breasts are big enough, thanks!
dfstuckey
in Auckalnd New Zealand
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 03:46 AM
Well Sharruma that may be, but any time you'd like a second opinion, my buddy Tracey and I are up for it . . .

Oh, dear. I seemed to have overidden my Good Taste circuit by accident. :0
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 06:42 AM
Rose petals actually taste a lot more bland than you'd think. Try one sometime, they are edible.

be careful with this, do it only with roses you grow yourselve. Those you buy, can be treated with nasty pesticides. I doubt one petal will do much harm, but stil...
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2005 | 07:04 AM
But maybe if it was radioactivte, you'd end up as "Rose Man", able to be easily beaten by toddlers for being such a pansy-ass.

LOL

Gotta agree about the pesticides though, just like anything, know exactly what you're putting in your mouth. Take that however you want.

smile
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 07:47 AM
Orchids taste like Asparagus.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 10:26 AM
Crayons taste like purple! - Tardy the Turtle


Sorry, although it is my own thread I couldn't resist going off topic.
X
Member
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 10:41 AM
Anti freeze taste pretty good; maybe one day, it will be a flavor!!!
DFStuckey
in Auckland, New Zealand
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 | 08:31 PM
What about berries on deserted islands?

"They taste like burning!" ( Ralph Wiggum )

Or synthetic chocolate food-like ingestible products?

"AHH!! This is what Evil tastes like!!" (Phoebe Buffay )
Orange Juice
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 05:28 AM
Well, then of course what would happen if your little son got into it? huh?
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 08:41 AM
Stephen wrote; Anti freeze taste pretty good; maybe one day, it will be a flavor!!!

Several years ago, fraudulent Austrian wine producers put anti-freeze into their wine to sweeten it. It caused a number of deaths.
Orange Juice
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 12:01 PM
Yeah, that was a funny simpsons episode
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