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Musical Condoms
Posted By: X Mar 16, 2005	HA, Musical Condoms. This is GREAT. I wonder if they have great songs like: Welcome to the Junge-GnR Big Balls- AC/DC I Like Big Butts- Sir Mix Alot Humpty Dance- Digital Underground Can anyone think of more songs???? Category: Sex; Replies: 116

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LaMa in Europe Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:02 AM I want your sex - George Michael Je t'aime - Serge Gainsbourgh and whatshername Bolero - Raphael
Alex in San Diego Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:31 AM Where exactly is the speaker located?
Alex in San Diego Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:32 AM And really, how can the condom know what position you're in?
winona	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:35 AM Ass Like That (Eminem) Hopefully it wouldn't include Korn's "Ass Itch" song.
LaMa in Europe Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:38 AM And really, how can the condom know what position you're in? GPS, presumably....
X Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:40 AM I heard on the radio that the speaker is located at the base of the condom. Thats all I know.
LaMa in Europe Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:44 AM Imagine a condom bursting out in a "Haaaaaaleluja!" at the moment supreme.... Cheez, this is making my imagination run....
X Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:50 AM Heres one!!! Tenacious D- F%$ Her Gently* http://www.tenaciousd.com/
X Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 09:51 AM Ha!!!!! LaMa said "Imagine a condom bursting out in a "Haaaaaaleluja!" at the moment supreme...."
LaMa in Europe Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 10:22 AM But if this is true (which I doubt), then I really have to get one of these. And a girlfriend, ummmmm.......
X Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 10:33 AM You can buy them, you know.
Charybdis in Hell Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 10:42 AM The Birds and The Bees - Jewel Akens Let's Get It On - Marvin Gaye Make It With You - Bread Convoy - C. W. Mccall (think about it) I'm Too Sexy - Right Said Fred And my personal favorite (though I doubt that I would still be alive at the end) Symphony No. 9 - Beethoven
Gentropy Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 10:56 AM Ina Gadda de Vida - Iron Butterfly Bad to the bone - George Thorougood (sp?) Sledge hammer - Peter Gabriel ...on the other hand I'm sure you can record pretty much anything to be playing while you are getting it on...(I just thought of a few disturbing things so I'll refrain from posting them)
X Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 11:09 AM Perhaps the "Star Spangled Banner"???? "With the Rockets Red Glare, Bombs Bursting in the Air!" just at the "Prime" moment. I think a woman would remember you for that!!
X Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 11:11 AM Also, maybe some music with a heavy BASS line, you know, for "Her" pleasure. HA!!!!!!
Rod in the land of smarties. Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 11:25 AM The Hokey Pokey, anyone? I would guess that Row, Row, Row Your Boat is being reserved for the musical dental dams.
Evildream	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 02:18 PM thats funny... i think this company is going to fail...
LaMa in Europe Member	Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2005 \| 03:16 PM An obvious one: "here comes the bride....!"
Rod in the land of smarties. Member	Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 \| 04:13 PM Come to think of it, "The Hokey Pokey" would work much better on a condom/toy combination, would it not?
Razela in Tucson, AZ Member	Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 \| 10:39 PM Oingo Boingo's "Wild Sex (in the working class)" would be a good one.
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