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Hello, Police? Someone stole our marijuana!
Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Mar 15, 2005
 People can't be this stupid. Surely this has to be fake.

"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force. He was referring to a couple who called the police to report that their stash of pot had been stolen.

Police said they were notified by 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen from their apartment. They said they needed it back, because they planned to sell it.

When deputies arrived, the couple allowed them to search the apartment. They found several marijuana stems and drug paraphernalia. They then arrested Sheetz and Holmes and charged them with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

The couple were being held in the Bay County Jail with bail set at $17,500

Found at DumbCrooks.com
Category: Crime; Replies: 31

Comments
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Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 04:07 AM
What's WHAT?
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 06:49 AM
You tell me?
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 09:08 AM
Tell YOU?

Tell you WHAT?
Myst
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 02:12 PM
Watcha smoking you two?
Razela
in Chicago, IL
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 04:11 PM
I think we just descovered who stole the couple's stash...
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 07:04 PM
Dave's not here.
cheese
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 10:35 PM
Never met him before in my life!
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2005 | 10:47 PM
Yeah, that's what SHE said.
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 12:58 AM
hmmm
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 01:18 AM
smile

Isn't insanity FUN?
Smerk
in to mischief
 Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 07:54 PM
Extremely! tongue rolleye
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