Posted By:
Rod
in the land of smarties. Mar 11, 2005
Well, it looks like somebody finally got around the "ending up in hell" thing.
Alex Chiu has invented a couple of devices that will keep you alive forever. Scoffers, feel free to check out his "reasoning", his testimonial page, and his link to the PATENT for this thingy.
Yes, he managed to get it patented.
He'll show you how to make these wonderful devices: he even has an arrangement where you can get them free! Imagine picking one of these up from the end table and explaining to your friends exactly what it is, and where you got it. And what it can do!
It's a big read, but it's jam packed with memorable quotes, such as:
"The truth shall always prevail."
"I am not one of those stupid moron who don't know what I am doing."
"I was featured on Weekly World News!"
I personally think that last one would make a teriffic T-shirt.
You can use the search features, there's a drop down menu that has patent number as one of the options.
JoeSixpack Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 12:16 PM
I think it's worth pointing out here that a device does not need to work to receive a patent.
Sharruma
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 03:10 PM
Hmm FDA want 20 million - ok
It didn't look like food or a drug to me
JoeSixpack Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 08:39 PM
After reading that website, I'm convinced that Mr. Chiu is the craziest man alive, and quite possibly the craziest of all time. Sweet Smokin' Jesus was that weird!
"Below is a face of a man who was beaten during a fight long time ago. The face is now unstraight and disfigured."
Wow, nothing will convince me I'll live forever better than THIS excellent rendering of eternal life right before my eyes...
super_sharp_shooter Member
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 | 11:08 AM
Err my Gerrd,
Is the invisibility guy definitely not a hoax? I suppose this would be a prime example of 'you couldn't make it up...'?
super_sharp_shooter Member
Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2005 | 11:12 AM
...and why does alex chiu include heartburn among his list of cures for ageing, cancer, diabetes etc.? Aren't indigestion tablets usually quite effective for this? Maybe there's something rennie aren't telling us...
Dr. Matin Kielty
in Ireland
Posted: Sat Apr 30, 2005 | 07:54 AM
Hmmm.... It's funny that I never thought of this...... 18 years spent in molecular biology and its all been a waste...arghhhh!
He's not crazy....have you seen the web stats....He's well minted by now!
Did any of you even try it before you knocked it? I must tell you prior to purchasing his ring I had one night of bad sleeping position and my neck was hurting like no body's business, and I happen to have a magnetic pad and placed the pad right where it hurt and within minutes it disappeared. So I'm a firm believer in magnetic therapy. I'm not sure on living forever (hell who wants to live forever) but as far as healing I think there's some truth to it. I would use this anyday versus medicine for all you know medicine's could be slowly poisoning you.
wiser now
in earrth
Posted: Tue Apr 25, 2006 | 09:21 AM
Well batgirl,
Alex is nuts since people I know who have used the rings faithfully and truly believed, died. They so firmly believed, that they stopped taking their medicine and their disease progressed to the point that it killed them.
Oh and you might wnat to check out the disclaimer on his site.
SCHOOLY
Posted: Fri Mar 16, 2007 | 06:37 AM
Hey....
Is this real or not.....seems odd and so unreal...but many sites say its real....what your opion on thins.
