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Virgin Mary POTATO holding baby jesus
Posted By:
Greg Swartz
Mar 11, 2005
 First there was the toasted Cheese, Then the Pretzel now currently on Ebay
there is a Potato and a Potato Chip. Both saying to be in the shape of the
Virgin Mary. I took a look for myself and actually kind of saw it. Which
will sell for more the Potato or Potato Chip? Will they be as popular as the
Pretzel and Toasted Cheese sandwhich??
Category: eBay, Food, Religion; Replies: 12

Comments
winona
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 08:37 AM
I think eBay has finally had more reports of "miracles" than in the Bible. I say people should start reading eBay during church services.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 08:41 AM
Virgin Mary Potato? Whoa... put it under the sink and in a few weeks you'd have the immaculate spudception, sprouts and all
X
in McKinney, TX
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 08:47 AM
Well, as we all know, this is how GOD likes to prove his existince, in food high in carbs.
Gentropy
Member
Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2005 | 08:57 AM
I wonder if there is a room of thinktanks just sitting around coming up with these things...and subsequently, a room of illegal immigrants to make said religious products.

I'm waiting for the collect the 'whole set' of jesus like food products before I invest. Of course I will probably end up eating whatever foods I receive...I hope the doctors don't mistake my personal miracle/enlightenment for food poisoning or salmonella or such nonsense.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
 Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 04:50 AM
Is this proof that the Atkins diet is ungodly?

😕
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 08:12 AM
Is Atkins Evil?

Let us check with the "Gematriculator".

Resultaie...
Good 19%
Evil 81%

These numbers must be wrong...
Orange Juice
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 06:25 AM
Well some one is retarded for thinking that god cares about some one's potatoes...of course simply by the fact that i am replying to this thread proves that i am also stupid.
Well................at least now we know that the potato virgin is in a VEGITATIVE STATE WAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! (wee my first joke that is not apropreeit (yes i no it's spelled wrong) for this time....yeah....i'll shut up now)
Evildream
in You mamas house
 Member
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 01:20 PM
um,mmmm
Orange Juice
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 05:00 PM
yes, yes i am dumb...
duckysleepover
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 | 05:58 PM
is this what the world has come to?
Jack West
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 | 11:14 AM
Here's one that isn't a hoax. my neighbor grew it in her garden. Definitely not the virgin mary.
Lily
Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 | 10:34 PM
Check out the Virgin Mary potato on eBay. Looks like it to me!

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