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Titanic Never Sank!
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Salami Origami
Mar 03, 2005

Okay,
according to this TV show I saw, the Titanic never sank.
It's sister ship had a hole in it somewhere and so the owners disguised it
as the Titanic and sunk it for the huge insurance payments?!

Some have said that the Titanic is actually now being used as a private
ferry for Hitler!
Category: Conspiracy-Theory; Replies: 140

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Peter
in Melbourne, Australia
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2005 | 08:17 PM
My theory is this

1 The Earth was caught in a gravitational warp that caused it to move sideways

2 The Titanic was caught in an inverse gravitational warp that caused it to stay still

The effect being that the Titanic witnessed the ocean "going up" while the Earth moved and it stayed still

I really do need a girlfriend
Winona
in USA
Member
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 | 11:02 AM
*IIRC* I do remember hearing about what "Doc" is talking about. Basically it was a novel that came out some years prior to the sinking of the Titanic, that had some amazing cooincidences in the name of the ship (the Titan) and in some of the details of the of the ship such as measurements etc, and of the sinking of it.

While I certainly think it is interesting that this novel came out with the commanalities with what really happened, I do not think the Titanic sinking was a hoax.

BTW, if anyone comes across the book that Doc is referring to, let me know. I have a friend who is looking for a copy of it. smile
Roly
in usa (I know it's not good to give that location no
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 | 02:08 PM
You not only need a girl friend, you need a little more (or maybe a little less) booze.
Peter
in Melbourne, Australia
Member
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2005 | 09:17 PM
Roly said:

"You not only need a girl friend, you need a little more (or maybe a little less) booze."

Of course Australian beer is superior to anything made overseas. How else would I come up with such a unique theory that is worthy of the Museum of Hoaxes. The Intellectual use of mis-aligned paradigms in the formulation of my gravitational warping theory in regards to the Titanic is only eclipsed in the Australian national drink's prowess in allowing ugly people to have sex.

If you'll excuse me I just need to do some nasty things with a Vegemite sandwich.
Roly
in usa (I know it's not good to give that location no
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 | 11:25 AM
Please don't describe what you are going to do with that sandwich.
For some reason, I know you will feel compelled to do so.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2005 | 11:43 AM
Do you speaka my language? Just smile and defile the Vegemite Sandwich, if you come from The Land Down Under (you better run, better take cover) Yeah, I
Jonno
in Newcastle, UK
Posted: Sat Jul 30, 2005 | 06:21 AM
Personally, I believe that both the British and American governments deliberately used a heat seeking Iceberg to penetrate a side of the Titanic, causing it to sink.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 | 07:42 AM
Futility

Or...The Wreck of the Titan.
Michelle
in pennsylvania, usa
Posted: Sun Jul 31, 2005 | 04:15 PM
of course the titanic really sank. if not, the truth would have definately come out by now and would have been proven as fact
Jonno
Posted: Mon Aug 01, 2005 | 11:34 AM
And yet we still don't know for certain who killed JFK
Teh l33t
Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2005 | 03:03 AM
Your an idiot...
Mariah
in Bothell
Posted: Wed Sep 14, 2005 | 01:11 PM
You guys are all idiots! The Titanic sank! They have explored it and the passengers said they were aboard it...the ones that aren't dead and their corpse is at the bottom of the Atlantic...Anyway the dumb butt who told you guys that the titanic didn't sink is a moron.
Avram Fawcett
in muh
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 | 11:49 AM
Hitler is dead you fool.
Mer-maid
in India
Posted: Thu Oct 20, 2005 | 02:47 AM
hey, james cameron knows for sure that it SANK. his ancestors were on it....and he has all nasty dreams abt it...when they try to explain what happened.
Jeppers
in Belfast
Posted: Mon Dec 19, 2005 | 03:15 PM
The sister ship of the titanic was swapped with the titanic because of a crash with a navy ship and the insurance would not pay out so they made changes to the sister ship to make it look like the Titanic and it sank they got the insurance and the real titanic saled for years before it was scrapped. the end!
Happy-Face
in Bermuda Triangle
Posted: Tue Jan 10, 2006 | 02:59 AM
NOPE. It's really quite simple, the titanic never existed. Nothing is real. We are not really here. You know that computer game you play, maybe you play the sims, perhaps we are those people? Maybe we, in actual fact, are those computer games. We are really being controlled by something greater than ourselves. Someone made me write this, and is making you read it. All these being want to do is use us for amusement. Our death; irrelevant. Our life; non-existant.
thead
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 | 09:56 AM
THE TITANIC THEORY!!! FROM WHAT I HAVE READ MOST IF NOT ALL OF YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!

the sister ship

it was called HMS Enterprise (yeah I know your probably thinking I’m on about some other crap) but the HMS Enterprise was build the exact same as the titanic was...except for the bulk heads were not sealed on the Enterprise

Well the theory goes that the titanic was NEVER built they just changed the name of the Enterprise to the Titanic. You all know what happened to the Titanic yes? The Titanic WAS meant to sink, but there was only meant to be the skeleton crew on board (just enough crew to run the ship).

the ship was meant to sink on the return journey, and the British government was going to claim on the insurance on the fucked up ship that was meant to be ‘unsinkable’
Captain Al
in Alberta, Canada
Member
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 | 09:11 AM
thead,

How could the British government collect insurance on a ship that was owned by a private company?
Jeppers
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2006 | 09:15 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titanic_alternate_theories
Robert Cumberland
in Alberta, Canada
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2006 | 07:42 PM
I have a picture of the Olympic taken during world war one and it is indeed Olympic if you look at a picture of the Olympic and Titanic you can tell the difference between them by looking at the forward promenade deck on the Olympic it is wide open on the Titanic it is enclosed to shield passenger's from spray from the bow. Therefore Titanic sank and Olympic was scrapped in the thirtie's.

If you don't agree Look at picture's of the two ships
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