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EDHUK
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Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 04:02 PM
Jim Caldwell

"And here comes the skin rejuvenation product! Which may be the most amazing product yet. Each product category is huge."

So you mean that when David Schmidt "inventor" brought out the energy patches which, if real, would be the most amazing invention in years...they WERE NOT!

The skin patch/cream will be MORE famous still!

You're a prankster aren't you?

You're a skeptic who has decided to use sarcasm, irony and downright utter goofiness to make LifeWave LLC look like complete idiots.

You could have saved your effort for more worthwhile endevours.

LifeWave LLC already look like complete idiots!

DUH4

EDH UK
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Joel
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 04:30 PM
It's interesting that Dr. Lauren DeRock whom Jim Caldwell mentioned as having performed the as yet unpublished "study" on 142 horses justs happens to be a LifeWave MLM distributor who is trying, on page 1 of her website, to add people to her downline. See http://www.equineacupuncture.com/ .

Jim, can we assume that all "studies" referred to by you and David Schmidt were similarly conducted by LifeWave distributors who have such clear financial interests in the outcomes? Were any studies ever conducted or overseen by anybody other than LifeWave distributors? Well, at least you didn't try to call those supposed studies "scientific," "independent," "unbiased," or even "studies that could, after many Botox injections, pass the straight face test." We can thank you for that small implied admission.
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 05:13 PM
Joel

We were introduced to Lauren DeRock DVM last year.

Her website looks about the same as then.

Nice advert for LifeWave where we are linked to the cookie cutter site. Nice DVD with the 'wonderman" Patrick Netter...the "Gear Guru"
Well if Patrick endorses it, it must be good!

Also links to "Transfer Factor" where you can get "437% More Power for your Immune System" and you can also buy into the business through her. MLM anyone?

So, having discussed problems with overactive immune systems, Dr. DeRock would like us to buy a product that increases its power by 437% Sounds reasonable.

The so called horse "studies" might be of interest to the gullible in the population, but, let's face it, the gullible don't actually need any proof. They have been/are buying the product anyway.

DS says it works...end of story!

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Jim Caldwell
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 05:30 PM
Welcome to my Lifewave HSR Update... an ongoing report on the Lifewave Human Software Revolution. I must admit my friend Carl Daikeler's blog (http://carldaikeler.blogspot.com), that provides insight into one of the founders of the hugely successful beachbody.com, has been a motivator for me doing SOMETHING to vent my enthusiasm for Lifewave. TMP's newsletter is also a format that has intrigued me... see what you think of what follows. Comments welcome!

Topics This Issue
I am meeting with Inventor again next week (my 4th meeting)
I am producing a testimonial DVD in my reality-based, on-location style.
New products coming
3 more studies accepted for peer reviewed publication
Inventor is FDA/FTC savvy
New site coming soon
How to buy product
Conference calls

I am hopeful a regular communication from me will help you keep this awesome nanotechnology "top of mind" as developments occur, experiences are had, events are announced, conference calls are scheduled, milestones are achieved. There are changes afoot. Momentum is increasing. And I intend to keep you apprised of the opportunities as they continue to develop, as success stories are written and told. I welcome your feedback of course!!

If you want to be excluded from this update simply email me back to that effect and I'll take you off... no problem.

ITEM
Lifewave Inventor David Schmidt called me yesterday and asked for a meeting next week to further discuss my "major influencers" program and a few other things he and I have been discussing quietly. He will have his CFO, Warren Hanchey and his Director of Health and Science Dr. Steven Haltiwanger with him... so any specific questions you would like answered fire them off to me and I'll ask them to their face next Tues or Wed.

ITEM
Considering my 18 year run in the DR infomercial world and the thousands of reality testimonials I have shot, I have decided to build a database of Lifewave users on camera with 'before' comments and 'after' results. Will document every step of the way. With releases and affidavits. Sleep, energy, pain, diet... even though some claims aren't "legal" yet I will have some to have them in the can for when we can make the claim. The produced not-for-broadcast DVD can be yours FREE... but you must tell me you want it to get it! This work will help anyone who needs to see "if this stuff really works." Should be done by Thanksgiving. I will work hard at having a cross section of people.

ITEM
New products are coming. David Schmidt is being pulled in many directions but continues to finish his Surgery Free Face Lift Mask (!!) ... still on target for launching next year. A targeted "pain" application is just around the corner too. All based on exact same nanotechnology within the patches. And of course Energy, Sleep*, Hot Ice are available now (*Sleep only available to members for purchase or from members as samples... clinicals not quite done yet.)

ITEM
Three more studies have been "accepted for publication" in addition to one already published (the Heart Rate Variability Study... let me know if you would like to review). I will find out which 3 have been accepted. As I have told you dozens more are in process.

ITEM
David Schmidt informs me that the FDA/FTC spade work he has done in preparation for a much higher velocity, much more visible business (TV, radio, PR... etc) is extremely well thought through. He says the level of competency from his team of attorneys is first class and very FDA/FTC savvy. He has initiated the filing of a 510(K) application in anticipation of future needs. Is very confidant that the protocols and results of his clinicals will withstand heavy scrutiny. They already have.... He tells me when he filed for Class 1 medical device classification... he was approved... and then post-approval Lifewave LLC was investigated by the FDA... but came through with flying colors. So he is already FDA battle worn and experienced.
Jim Caldwell
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 05:32 PM
Jim Caldwell
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EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 05:34 PM
Joel

In Dr. DeRock's fascinating words on the "Transfer Factor" she states:

"Transfer factors, which are active immune agents, make up only a small fraction of bovine colostrums (1% concentration). 4-Life Research secured the exclusive license to extract transfer factors in their pure form, which makes 4-Life Research the sole commercial source of purified transfer factors. Only the purified form of transfer factors can be relied upon to deliver a sufficient dose necessary to elicit an effective immune response."

Dr. DeRock is a Veterinary Doctor, and is familiar with the reality that the antibodies in colostrum, for a foal or a calf say, can ONLY be absorbed in the first few hours of the animals life through larger than normal openings in the wall of the intestines. When these holes close up the antibodies are no longer absorbed because the molecules are larger than the openings.

Hence the reason Dr. DeRock, like other Veterinary Doctors, will be familiar with products sold to raise the animal's IgG levels, when, for instance the mother is not producing milk.

So, what do you think happens to a product you ingest; say some capsules?

Guess.

EDH UK

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EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 05:43 PM
Joel,
Also nice to know that if Dr. DeRock endorses and sells a product, it must be OK.

Therefore, any study on the LifeWave patches conducted by Dr. DeRock must also be OK, right?

Oh dear:

http://www.casewatch.org/fdawarning/prod/2004/4life.shtml

Life is never simple is it?


EDH UK

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Jim Caldwell
in Sherman Oaks, CA
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 06:04 PM
All About Me
I used to get tired during the day because of sleep issues. I relied too much on caffeine to stay alert during the day. And I got exhausted earlier than I wanted to when exercising. When I almost nodded off in the middle of a very important meeting I knew I had hit a wall. Then I discovered Lifewave.
Now I sleep through the night and have plenty of energy for both work and my family late into the evening. And my workouts are really turbocharged... all thanks to Lifewave technology.
Check this blog for a ton of info and insight. You never know...!
jim
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 06:10 PM
Jim Caldwell, LifeWave Distributor

Thanks for the fascinating info.

We now know we can rely on you for totally unbiased, honest information on the LifeWave scam.

Yeh, right.

DUH, again.

EDH UK
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EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 06:16 PM
Jim Caldwell
"
ITEM
Lifewave Inventor David Schmidt called me yesterday and asked for a meeting next week to further discuss my "major influencers" program and a few other things he and I have been discussing quietly. He will have his CFO, Warren Hanchey and his Director of Health and Science Dr. Steven Haltiwanger with him... so any specific questions you would like answered fire them off to me and I'll ask them to their face next Tues or Wed."

Ah yes,
The good old Warren Hanchey

http://thesurfboard.net/download/sscomplaint.htm

Courtesy Bob, WWSN

Just the right type of people we all aspire to be.

EDH UK

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Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
 Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 06:52 PM
Jim,

Why are you wasting David Schmidt's valuable time by meeting with him? Leave him alone so he can go back to his top secret laboratory to develop more patches.
Captain Al
in Vancouver Island, Canada
 Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 07:41 PM
I've been thinking. David Schmidt is the only person alive with the know-how to make these miraculous patches. What if he were to step out on the street tomorrow and get hit by a bus?

According to Lifewave, all the tens of thousands of doctors, chemists, engineers, biologists, medical researchers and physicists in the world, who dedicate their lives to studying the human body, have advanced degrees and are winning Nobel Prizes, are not smart enough to even understand, let alone duplicate, the revolutionary science developed by this 2-year business diploma holder.

What a loss it would be to mankind if the secret were to die with him. How many decades, hell centuries, will it be before another person of his stature comes along re-discovers his work?

I hope Lifewave has a plan in place in case he were to meet an untimely demise.
Joe
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 07:51 PM
I still can't get over the cream you must use with the patches. I was laughing so hard.


Thank you Lifewave for my daily entertainment.
Joe
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 07:58 PM
What are the names of some of the publications where these would be published?

I'm not being a smart-ass, I really don't know since I have no nano or medical experience.

<smart-ass>
I do have a masters degree, so, if I compare myself to DS, that means I will invent 15 to 18 patches in the next 2 months (based on his current rate of inventing).
</smart-ass>
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 08:13 PM
Joe,

I have pressure sores on my a** waiting for these studies!

Tell us the name of the Veterinary Journal...someone...anyone.

EDH UK

ps Perhaps I could put some of that cream on my a**.

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Joel
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 08:35 PM
If the patches only last for 24 hours, that must mean that they release their entire nanoeffect within that time. What would happen if somebody were to simultaneously get a number of patches near himself, such as by absentmindedly slipping a box of patches into his pocket? He would surely overdose on a superfluctuating thermomagnetic field. If just two patches produce a 40% increase in energy . . . My God, the nanoforces unleashed all at once could overwhelm the human energy vortex fields resulting in an unintended supercharged Chi effect and KILL SOMEBODY! PEOPLE MUST BE WARNED!!

Mark my word - sooner or later, some poor child will get into Mommy's 30-day supply of LifeWave energy patches and stick all 60 patches on his innocent, vulnerable little body all at once, and will instantly varporize himself. How irresponsible of David Schmidt not to put prominent warning labels on the side of every package, and to release the results of his studies showing the maximum safe patch dosages for adults and children.

Oh dear, did Mr. Schmidt even perform ANY studies to determine whether these incredibly powerful patches are safe to use during pregnancy? LifeWavers should demand that he answer that question and release that data immediately.
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 08:46 PM
Joel,

The beauty of Schmidt's scam, as I stated previously, is that he KNOWS his patches do NOTHING, therefore he also knows, with 100% confidence, that he will NEVER be found guilty for a side effect from the product!

Mr. Jones takes him to court for $10 Million because his body broke out in green blotches. DS stands up and states "Your honor, it couldn't possibly be the patches, because they are fake!

Case dismissed. Perfect!

EDH UK
!

Perfect!
Joel
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 08:54 PM
I dunno, EDHUK. If LifeWave patches act like little cell phones, then using LifeWave face-lift patches might product brain cancer for all the same reasons that real cell phones do.
Joel
Member
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 08:56 PM
. . .uh, "produce brain cancer," not "product brain cancer." Maybe I need Lifewave anti-typo finger patches.
James Light
in San Francisco, CA
Posted: Thu Mar 09, 2006 | 09:32 PM
Japanese language news site shows photo of Kayoko wearing patches in winning race.

http://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20060205-00000503-yom-spo



Fukushi sets half-marathon national record

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/sp20060206a4.html



MARUGAME (Kyodo) Kayoko Fukushi set a national record in winning the women's race at the Marugame half-marathon on Sunday, breaking the mark held by Athens Olympic marathon gold medalist Mizuki Noguchi.

News photo

Kayoko Fukushi crosses the finish line in 1 hour, 7 minutes and 26 seconds, setting a national record in winning the Marugame half-marathon in Kagawa Prefecture.

Fukushi crossed the finish line at Marugame municipal stadium in Kagawa Prefecture in 1 hour, 7 minutes and 26 seconds. Noguchi came second in 1:07.43 in her first competitive race since winning the Berlin Marathon in a national record last September.

Fukushi, who represented Japan in long-distance races at last year's world championships, shaved 57 seconds off the previous record set by Noguchi in October 2001.

The Japan Times: Feb. 6, 2006



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