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LifeWave Energy Patches
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Posted By:
Fawkes
Feb 24, 2005
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Now you can get more energy from a patch! I especially like the way that
they "believe" that it works. It is also based on years of research from
many fields. While the research may be valid, I'm not sure that their
results were intended to be used with a "patent pending blend of water,
oxygen, amino acids and organics applied to a polyester fabric and sealed
within a polymer shell".
http://www.contactplus.com/lifewave.htm
We can finally have our super-soldiers now!
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Joel
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2012 | 09:28 AM
LIFEWAVE'S ATTORNEY ARGUES THAT DAVID SCHMIDT'S MAGIC PATCHES ARE ENTITLED TO A PATENT BECAUSE THEY CONTAIN HONEY
On May 23, 2012, Lifewave's attorney, Patrick A. Doody at the law firm of Pillsbury Winthrop Shaw Pittman, submitted an amendment to Schmidt's pending patent application (serial no. 12/915,419), in which Mr. Doody argued that that the Patent and Trademark Office's most recent rejection of Schmidt's patent application on March 15 was mistaken because, in Mr. Doody's own words:
Applicant elected for prosecution L-carnitine for the left-handed molecule, and honey for the right-handed molecule. Neither Blendermann nor Blifzer discloses or suggests either of these. Blendermann discloses L-caratine, not L-carnitine. L-caratine
is a well known vitamin supplement. Blendermann also fails to disclose or suggest the use of honey. The Action notes that Blendermann discloses bee pollen as a possible supplement, and then makes the unsupported allegation that bee pollen is somehow
"the honey precursor." Bee pollen is not a precursor to honey.
Applicant attaches hereto one of the many documents that describe bee pollen and its distinction with honey. The attached article specifically states that bee pollen is not used to make honey. Rather, nectar is the precursor of honey. Bee pollen is collected from the bees legs as they enter the hive. The allegation in the Action that bee pollen is a honey precursor therefore is not accurate." Amendment dated May 23, 2012, at page 9, paragraphs 1 and 2.
That's right, folks, Schmidt's attorney Patrick A. Doody (no known relation to Howdy Doody) is arguing that Schmidt deserves a patent for his magic cure-all quantum nanotechnology resonant frequency patches because they contain honey. Since Schmidt's attorney did not submit a video of himself making those arguments, we can't know for sure when he made those arguments with a straight face. |
Joel
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 | 10:10 AM
Another Scam Product from a Former Lifewaver
Mitch Ross, a former Lifewaver, started a product called S.W.A.T.S. using, you guessed, it, "holographic chips." According to the article, Mitch Ross is a former disaffected Lifewaver.
"Ross liked the idea [of Lifewave patches], but hated the system the company used to sell the patches. So when there was dissension at LifeWave, he decided to branch off with some of the company's top people and take the technology in a different direction."
http://www.thepostgame.com/node/1165
That's right, folks, children's holographic stickers are based on the same "technology" as honey. Can one Lifewaver look us straight in the eye and say that that makes sense to him, based on at least a few college physics and chemistry courses taken?
Mitch Ross will sell you magic SWATS spray, magic SWATS water, and magic SWATS holographic wristbands. http://www.swatsedge.com/
And don't forget the testimonials. Wow, lots and lots of testimonials from ex-military men, professional athletes, and others. http://www.swatsedge.com/testimonial/ Well, the product claims must be true then, right? I mean if you have testimonials, that overrides all logic, science, and lack of valid testing, doesn't it? |
hcmomof4
in So. Cal.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2012 | 01:19 PM
" he decided to branch off with some of the company's top people and take the technology in a different direction."
Where "bunk" = "technology", this is a totally true and accurate statement. |
EDHUK
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 | 12:29 AM
It's been a while since I posted. Let's face it, we have all grown weary after posting for 5+ years about sociopath David, not a doctor or a scientist, but does have a 2 year business systems diploma from Pace University, Schmidt.
Now, Schmidt has decided that using social media is the way to go.
The man has zero ethics or morals.
Well, yes, that's a sociopath, right?
Anyway, for some of the regulars, if you haven't seen this yet, enjoy and have a chuckle on me.
https://www.facebook.com/LifeWaveHQ
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Joel
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Posted: Fri Sep 28, 2012 | 12:18 AM
DAVID SCHMIDT CONFIRMS THAT HE HAS ONLY A B.A. DEGREE IN MANAGEMENT INFORMATION SYSTEMS FROM PACE UNIVERSITY
David Schmidt has now been trying for ten years to get a patent for his magic honey patches, since he first applied in the Patent and Trademark Office (PTO) on September 26, 2002. So far, no luck.
In his latest filing with the PTO, he submitted his C.V. in order to convince the patent examiner what an accomplished guy he is. It is now public record. In it, the only degree that Schmidt lists is a "B.B.A., Management Information Systems" from Pace University in New York in 1986. I believe "B.B.A." stands for Bachelor of Business Administration.
You can see his C.V. for yourself by following these steps:
Go to http://portal.uspto.gov/external/portal/pair
Get past the Captcha.
Enter 12915419 as the application number, and click on SEARCH
Click on the "Image File Wrapper Tab."
Put a check in the box for the line 9/25/12 AF/D Rule 130, 131, or 132 Affidavits.
Click on the "PDF" tab.
When the PDF file opens, go to the last 2 pages. That is where Schmidt's CV is.
Pace University's website lists the curriculum for its degree in Management Information Science: http://appsrv.pace.edu/academics/view-programs/?School=GSB&Cred=CGS&Maj=10&Location=nyc&details; That .curriculum involves only 12 academic units. Now, when I attended engineering school, I considered my last semester of my senior year to be "cruising" because I took only 12 units that last semester. So it looks like the only degree that Schmidt possesses is the equivalent of one semester of a relatively light academic load in his concentration. No hard science in there. He says on his C.V. that he has "Additional Studies: Biology" from Pace University, but he doesn't say how many units he completed in biology.
There's some other really funny stuff in that same 10-page PDF document , but I or someone else will get to commenting on that later. |
halcyon
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 | 02:28 PM
Ok so I was bored and found this site. While reading up about various hoaxes I found something I can actually comment on. Life wave,
I was shocked at the earliest posting and I'm far to lazy to go through all 296 so maybe this post isn't even revelent but I care enough about a few statements to actually create an account and post (that and I've had to trim about 8000 words out so far)
Sad fact of life, no one gives a damn about curing a disease, especially not in the US. There is no money in a cure, only in treatments. Need an example? Think of the supplies and associated costs over a lifetime for diabetes.
Why aren't they sold it stores? Really simple: wouldn't have sold. You can't just slap them on and expect them to work,its a little more complicated. Its not some magic cure all, or just some pill you can pop, its not even based on chemical reactions because nothing goes in the body. Is it a wonder why people can't understand this?
You have to be taught to use them right, hence why they aren't available at your local walmart (yet!). Otherwise people would buy and return them thinking they don't work. They COULD have gone that route, they had been offered a contract from GNC, but this is just the only real way to sell them, as shitty as MLM is.
"The scientific principles behind it, if there are any, go against everything we know about the human body. Positive and negative areas? FM modulation to body parts? You may have to fire your team doctor since everything he was taught must be false."
This guy was so close. Simple fact is. There are a hell of a lot of misconceptions about the body, several of which I can probably sum up with one statement. The human body is not just a chemical engine.
It works off a much broader spectrum(heat, light, electricity) and does in ways we STILL don't know about.
This in part stems from the control that pharmaceutical companies currently have over the medical industry today. Too many idiots out there think the cure for cancer is gonna be one little "magic" pill. Newsflash: the fact is there are dozens of treatments and "cures" that work , but they won't see the light of day (not in the mainstream)
But heres a simple way to bend your mind arond it. Lifewave been called"software for the human body". Well what is a prescription drug if nothing more than chemical software?
"Wouldn't legitimate institutions report their findings on their own websites and journals? Isn't there anyone who performed studies on the product that also does not sell it?"
Just because 1 person can't locate something doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Lifewave had so many studies they initially performed themselves for 2 main reasons.
1. Duh to make money, they had to have data to support their claims. Since their initial studies several "legitimate" case studies have been publish or are in the process of publication. It just takes a long time. having some studies allows them to legally make certain claim WITHOUT being FDA approved You want to ask your doctor about how it works? Why not ask my dentist if he can remove my brain tumor?
3. FDA approval. Ever try teaching alegbra to a 2 year old? Thats about how easy it is to get the FDA to understand something (or admit something to be true)
This product should have been approved at least 7 years ago but keep having to resubmit and reclassify due to lack of understanding. I know for a fact that the sleep patch is now listed as a class one medical device in France.
" If anyone's at fault here, it's the people who make this crap and sell it to the public."
This line reminded me of a funny little story
The much criticized Dr. Haltiwanger, the medical guy of lifewave, had originally been asked to disprove the patches,at the request of a 3rd party. Lo and behold after some personal experimentation, conclusion : THEY WORKED. He wound up getting in contact with the company and the rest is history.
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halcyon
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 | 02:54 PM
Oh and those holographic chip patches? yeah thats a complete and utter bullshit product.
The "former lifwaver", if its the same one I remember from the debacle that happened, was kicked out of the company for fraud against the company He then goes a tries to use the concept of "patch" technology based upon 0 data or research and pass it off as a product.
As for this whole honey patch crap. When people choose to ignore all claims and data and constantly force you to start over, just because they dont understand something; well then you play ball. You find ways of explaining things to morons in the simplest terms they can grasp to meet their approval.
IF i go and make a bomb using citrus oil and fertilizer, I suppose I could say that I blew your bullcrap away with my mine + an orange.
Idiots tend to focus on the wrong concepts, their trying to explain to uneducated bureaucratic pencil pushers what the composition of the solution they use to form organic crystals, and people suddenly think its honey thats making people better (even though honey is damn good for you).
Not to mention is the processing and treatment of said solution that forms the patches, not the liquid itself.
Maybe I can explain that easier. If I was burning a piece of wood, would you suddenly start running around screaming your house is on fire? Cus yeah, woods in houses right?
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halcyon
Member
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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 | 03:09 PM
But do the world a favor, expose some of the real frauds out there, but don't waste your time on these kinds of sites.
I just realized I could spend the rest of my life presenting the proper counter argument and it wouldnt matter.
Ignorance is not knowing something.
Stupidity is knowing something yet refusing to accept it .
Go out and educate yourselves, dont accept what people spoon feed you or lead you around by the nose.
some of the people running these kinds of sites are actually PAID OFF by people with specific interests in mind to attempt to defame or destroy legitimate companies along with the bullshit ones(which usually do that themselves). Which for some reason I can't seem to figure out how their not behind bars but how does that factor into your whole "scam" world view? That the people trying to expose a scam are the ones running a scam. Oh snap :p |
Joel
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Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 | 11:36 PM
halcyon, you for forgot to embrace the conspiracy theory that all of us who post here about the phony "Dr. David Schmidt" and his magic patches are paid by the pharmaceutical companies to do so. |
EDHUK
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Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2012 | 07:18 PM
halcyon
My, you certainly think a great deal of yourself! Your view is not shared.
"I'm far to (too) lazy to go through all 296..." I'm not surprised, however, you would have found that every point you have raised has been addressed, over and over and over again.
"Ignorance is not knowing something."
What is it called when you know something all too well but insist on the pretense anyway?
So, all in all, halcyon, you brought precisely NOTHING new to this thread. You can move along the short bus now.
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Joel
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 | 09:26 AM
It has now been nearly 13 years since Dr. Stephen Haltiwanger, Lifewave's Health & Science Director, was placed on probation and stripped of his ability to write prescriptions by the Georgia state medical board. See https://services.georgia.gov/dch/mebs/jsp/index.jsp Georg,ia Medical Board case no. 99-MB-00-12, order entered June 9, 2012.
He's still on probation according to that website. You'd think that he would want to complete the terms of his probation and get back into good standing with the medical board. |
EDHUK
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 | 10:24 AM
Joel, clearly this particular disgraced human being is among good company working for the sociopath David Schmidt!
Over the past few months, LifeWave has pushed their presence online by using, and I use that word carefully, Facebook to give their scam an apparent look of credibility.
Schmidt is now pushing new age nutritional products that instantly give you more energy. We've heard that before with the original LifeWave patches.
Again, their is no science behind it, just Schmidt's word that it all works somehow.
So, after all these years Schmidt the sociopath continues to scam people of their hard earned cash and fill rooms of hopefuls who think they will make thousands by climbing aboard the LifeWave train.
I presume you noticed that Ken Rasner has disappeared from CieAura?
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EDHUK
Member
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 | 10:27 AM
BTW Joel, if you still have my email, please contact me for some interesting info. Cheers, Dave |
Joel
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 | 10:55 AM
My bad. The date of the Stephen Haltiwanger order from the Georgia Medical Board was June 9, 2000, not June 9, 2012 as I posted.
Dave, no I don't seem to have your email.
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EDHUK
Member
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Posted: Mon May 06, 2013 | 04:52 PM
Joel,
Look me up on the new Hoax Forum and you can contact me via private message.
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/jackalope/1077/
Cheers,
Dave |
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