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LifeWave Energy Patches
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Posted By:
Fawkes
Feb 24, 2005
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Now you can get more energy from a patch! I especially like the way that
they "believe" that it works. It is also based on years of research from
many fields. While the research may be valid, I'm not sure that their
results were intended to be used with a "patent pending blend of water,
oxygen, amino acids and organics applied to a polyester fabric and sealed
within a polymer shell".
http://www.contactplus.com/lifewave.htm
We can finally have our super-soldiers now!
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HOHOHOHO
in France
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 | 05:41 PM
Traduction (fran |
Joel
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Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2011 | 06:01 PM
French,
I have taken the testimonials into account. As I said, testimonials that can be readily explained by the placebo effect, wishful thinking, and/or fabrications fit perfectly the classical pattern of a scam. Ho hum, nothing new there. If it looks like a scam, walks like a scam, and quacks like a scam, then it's probably . . .
If Nafissatou Diallo testified that she had been taken up into a UFO and been anal probed by aliens having giant silver heads and no eyes who teletransported to earth and back by wearing Lifewave teletransportation patches, finding her testimony not believable does not mean that I failed to take her testimonial into account.
Have you taken into account that I tried the patches and they didn't do anything for me? Have you taken into account all the things that would have happened by now if Lifewave patches really worked as advertised (even if you might quibble with some of the items that I wrote on my list)? Have you taken into account that "Dr. David Schmidt" admitted in a government filing that he fabricated his stories about how the patches work? Have you taken into account that when challenged by TGA in Australia to back up its advertising claims, Lifewave didn't even bother to respond? |
WWSN
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 | 12:37 AM
From the James Randi Educational Foundation
The Physics of Relativity and a Lesson in Skepticism
"And therein lies an inherent danger: the desire to cling on to some kind of |
WWSN
Member
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 | 03:32 PM
I do not believe we can any longer blame an online translator for the garbled nonsense posted by Lifewave affiliate and promoter Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau.
He really IS as daffy and confused as he sounds.
"You would look for the confusion to get your ideas."
"We have to stop to lie and try to have a real basis of clear discernment."
Frenchy has no clarity and no ideas. He's a scammer and a con man - a French version of Dr. David Schmidt. And like his hero Dr. Schmidt, he cannot discuss science, physics, research, studies, biology or medicine because everything about Lifewave patches is a fraud.
And sadly, I'm quite sure he knows it...
Bob
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HOHOHOHO
in France
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 | 04:02 PM
Tu dis:
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WWSN
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Posted: Fri Aug 05, 2011 | 04:27 PM
Frenchy tells us:
Only experience and not belief must be our guide...!
And scientific research is not opposed to individual experience.
Experience and your beliefs can NOT be our guide when it comes to phony Lifewave patches - and scientific research is absolutely opposed to your individual personal and purely subjective experience.
Because there is NO scientific research behind Dr. Schmidt's honey & molasses band aids. There is nothing but the placebo effect you claim to experience and your "belief" that David Schmidt is a "doctor" and that his patches DO something that cannot be measured, duplicated, or recorded by any generally accepted scientific method or machine.
As stated in the article from the JREF:
"...so many physics cranks, charlatans, and New Age gurus of various stripes take advantage of the credulous |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 02:13 AM
<b>NEW LIFEWAVE |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 02:14 AM
PART 2
One of the other fine products made by BDI is the Electro-Myoscope 85P. http://www.designmed.com/ems.html . That purpose of that device, as stated by BDI, is so that the physical can |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 03:13 AM
MORE ON THE ELECTRO-ACUSCOPE GIZMO USED BY HOMER NAZERAN
Pair Indicted on Fraud Charges in Medical-Device Probe
"A Mount Vernon couple operated a clandestine health-care clinic that offered bogus treatments for hepatitis and cancer with unproven medical devices, according to a federal grand-jury indictment. . . .
"Wednesday's indictment follows an extensive investigation by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration and Washington state Department of Health. . . .
"A recent Seattle Times investigation, 'Miracle Machines,' found that many energy devices flourish in the underground market |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 03:15 AM
And here's the indictment that specifically mentions the Electro-Accuscope:
http://www.casewatch.org/doj/brandt/indictment.shtml |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 03:36 AM
So I stand corrected about the Electro-Acuscope device being banned. Actually, it's a prescription device (http://www.casewatch.org/doj/brandt/indictment.shtml parag,raphs 16-18), apparently approved by the FDA as a Class II medical device for providing electrical stimulation for the temporary relief of chronic pain. http://www.accessdata.fda.gov/scripts/cdrh/cfdocs/cfPMN/PMNSimpleSearch.cfm?db=PMN&ID=K883911
But if it's a "prescription device" as stated in that indictment filed by the U.S. Attorney General, how did Nazeran and Haltiwanger get ahold of it and why were they using it on test subjects? As far as I know, neither Homer Nazaren nor Emily Haltiwanger are doctors. Could they be indicted for obtaining and using that device on other people without a medical license, as Donald and Sharon Brandt were indicted in the Washington case? |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 03:44 AM
And if I now understand this correctly, Nazeran and Emily Haltiwanger took 30 subjects who reported being in chronic pain, put Lifewave patches on them and hooked them up to an electronic device that is FDA approved for providing temporary relief of chronic pain, then asked the people if their pain subsided and recorded their answers. When the test subjects said, Yes, their pain indeed subsided, Nazeran and Haltiwanger attributed the temporary pain relief not to the FDA-approved temporary pain relief device but to Lifewave patches.
Does anybody else perceive a problem with this test methodology? |
EDHUK
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 06:48 AM
Joel,
Bulls eye! |
EDHUK
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 12:00 PM
Joel,
Didn't we also have the muscle building patch from LifeWave where you went to the gym, pumped iron for a month and the results were from wearing the patch?
LOL |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 12:56 PM
EDHUK,
Yes, we also had the surgery free face-lift patch, that gave you smoother skin if you used it with the face cream.
BTW, the Electro-Accuscope is also advertised as being effective for treating acne, facial wrinkles, and trauma wounds (http://www.functionabilitypt.com/electro-facial.htm), for "detoxification" and to "bring you back into balance"(http://www.enlightenedlivingwellness.com/Acuscope-Myopulse-Therapy.html; http://althealthcenter.com/eas.html), for reducing unsightly cellulite (http://www.biohealth.ca/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=24&Itemid=57), and is sold as being effective on both humans and horses (http://www.drhardy.org/Acuscope-Myopulse-Therapy.html).
Same as Lifewave patches. Huh. Imagine that. |
Joel
Member
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Posted: Tue Aug 09, 2011 | 01:00 PM
Maybe Homer Nazeran's next study will use Lifewave patches to measure and validate the effectiveness of using the Electro-Acuscope to treat acne, facial wrinkles, pain, heavy metal poisoning, cellulite, . . . |
WWSN
Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 | 12:44 AM
LifeWave Donates More than $1,000,000 in Patches
LifeWave has partnered with non-profit organizations across the United States to facilitate the donation of more than 15,000 packages of patch products to those who need it most in various parts of the world. The value of this donation is in excess of $1M USD! The massive effort has been organized and spearheaded by LifeWave distributor Thomas Burke.
As part of the campaign, 20 healthcare providers from across the United States made a trip to Haiti on June 25 to administer LifeWave patches to thousands of Haitians suffering from a host of issues, such as pain, exhaustion, lack of sleep and muscle tension.
The Haiti donations were coordinated through two non-profit organizations based in Florida, the Hands Together of the Palm Beaches and the Association of Haitians Living Abroad for Development (AHVED). The patches will be distributed through two major hospitals and 23 clinics in Haiti that operate under the Haitian Heath Department.
Prior to making the trip to Haiti, healthcare providers participated in patch training sessions led by Thomas Burke and LifeWave distributor Dr. Karen Kan, M.D. The sessions were conducted via webinar and ensured each healthcare provider was prepared to make the most effective use of the patches.
As this project unfolds over the next several months, more healthcare practitioners will be travelling to clinics in other parts of the world to provide pain relief, more energy, better sleep, and to boost antioxidant levels.
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WWSN
Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 | 12:52 AM
This is so wrong and so sick on so many levels.
Just what Haiti needs after their earthquake - $1,000,000 worth of honey & molasses placebo band aids from the phony Dr. David Schmidt.
"As part of the campaign, 20 healthcare providers from across the United States made a trip to Haiti on June 25 to administer LifeWave patches to thousands of Haitians suffering from a host of issues, such as pain, exhaustion, lack of sleep and muscle tension."
Did anyone from Lifewave actually make the trip? No - affiliate Thomas Burke and New Age quack Karen Kan taught some other dum-dums how to use Lifewave patches via "webinar".
Here are the web sites for the two organizations who are acting as pawns in this Lifewave publicity campaign:
Hands Together
AHVED
I plan to write to them to warn them about their promotion and endorsement of the Lifewave scam and how it might affect other charitable organizations view of their operations.
I think YOU should all do so, also!
Bob
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WWSN
Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 | 10:43 AM
Here is the e-mail I sent to the two above-named Haitian charitable organizations:
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Dear Sirs-
The Lifewave multi-level marketing company and it's founder, David Schmidt, have been advertising and promoting the news that:
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LifeWave Donates More than $1,000,000 in Patches
LifeWave has partnered with non-profit organizations across the United States to facilitate the donation of more than 15,000 packages of patch products to those who need it most in various parts of the world. The value of this donation is in excess of $1M USD! The massive effort has been organized and spearheaded by LifeWave distributor Thomas Burke.
As part of the campaign, 20 healthcare providers from across the United States made a trip to Haiti on June 25 to administer LifeWave patches to thousands of Haitians suffering from a host of issues, such as pain, exhaustion, lack of sleep and muscle tension.
The Haiti donations were coordinated through two non-profit organizations based in Florida, the Hands Together of the Palm Beaches and the Association of Haitians Living Abroad for Development (AHVED). The patches will be distributed through two major hospitals and 23 clinics in Haiti that operate under the Haitian Heath Department.
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Lifewave "patch products" are part of a massive pyramid marketing scam selling worthless, phony and fraudulent "patches" made with honey & molasses, based on pseudoscience and marketed and sold by fake doctors and New Age quacks with no education or background in traditional science and research. There are no legitimate studies or research behind these products and your endorsement of and association with this network marketing scam brings the credibility of your own worthwhile organizations, goals and objectives into question.
"$1,000,000 in Patches" is worth about $100 in paper and plastic - they might serve you well as temporary band-aids and bandages, but they have NO value other than that. The storage, distribution, and disbursement of these placebo patches in Haiti is an offensive waste of your limited time and resources. There are so many in need - Lifewave patches have no value to those who are suffering from homelessness, disease and starvation. For more real research and information pertaining to Lifewave patches please visit this web site:
LifewaveScam.com
Lifewave is using your good cause and your commitment to the needy people of Haiti to garner publicity for their MLM money-making scheme. Your partnership with and acceptance and use of Lifewave patches perpetuates this fraud upon the public at the expense of those you are trying so desperately to help.
Please reconsider your association with this Internet marketing scheme - we recommend that you return their worthless patches or simply dispose of or recycle them and publicly disavow the Lifewave company and their cabal of quacks and charlatans. The United States government, the FDA, the FTC and other state and federal regulatory agencies and departments have been notified regarding this scam and they are being investigated and we are confident that they will soon be prosecuted and shut down. Do not let the reputation of your fine organizations be dragged through the mud through affiliation with this illegal and immoral company.
Sincerely,
Robert J. Burtis
The WorldWide Scam Network
LifewaveScam.com |
WWSN
Member
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Posted: Thu Aug 11, 2011 | 11:04 AM
Interesting....
The AHVED Haiti organization page was updated three times in 2010 (about two weeks after the earthquake) but has not been updated since then (more than a year and a half later):
AHVED
The e-mail I sent to their Haiti address bounced back.
Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:
.(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address)
Technical details of permanent failure:
Google tried to deliver your message, but it was rejected by the recipient domain.
Even the "Donation" button at the top of the page is dead.
There is no mention anywhere on their web site about the $1,000,000 Lifewave donation to their cause. And yet a year and a half AFTER the earthquake Lifewave brags about their generous donation of placebo patches. This is the same sort of self-serving promotion that David Schmidt did after the Katrina disaster.
Perhaps victims could open up the Lifewave band aids and EAT the honey and molasses.
Now THAT is something that might really help the poor people of Haiti...
Bob
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