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LifeWave Energy Patches
Posted By:
Fawkes
Feb 24, 2005

Now you can get more energy from a patch! I especially like the way that
they "believe" that it works. It is also based on years of research from
many fields. While the research may be valid, I'm not sure that their
results were intended to be used with a "patent pending blend of water,
oxygen, amino acids and organics applied to a polyester fabric and sealed
within a polymer shell".

http://www.contactplus.com/lifewave.htm

We can finally have our super-soldiers now!
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Joel
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 | 05:42 PM
THE SPIRITUAL HEALING GUY BEHIND THE INNER SOUL TECHNOLOGIES QUANTUM WELLNESS PATCH IS A CONVICTED CRIMINAL.

Oh dear.

The guy behind this LifeWave-like non-transdermal nanotechnology energy patch product is René Luther Hamilton. http://www.innersoultechnologies.com/bluestar_info.html (bottom of page).

Additionally, the phone number given at the “Contact” page (http://www.innersoultechnologies.com/contact.html) is 780-914-3551, which a Google search quickly confirms as being a phone number used by Mr. Hamilton.

René Luther Hamilton is a convicted criminal.

The case is Her Majesty the Queen v. Rene Luther Hamilton, Supreme Court of Canada (2005 SCC 47)
http://csc.lexum.umontreal.ca/en/2005/2005scc47/2005scc47.html

Among the findings made by the Court:

The accused sent ‘teaser’ e mails on the Internet to more than 300 people, marketing the sale of “Top Secret” files he himself had purchased off a website. The teaser advertised software that would enable the purchaser to generate “valid” credit card numbers. The accused made at least 20 sales and the files that were sold, although not the teaser, also included instructions on how to make bombs and how to break into a house. . . . As well, a handwritten list of Visa numbers was seized in his possession.

The court found Rene Luther Hamilton guilty of counseling others to commit crimes.

A news article about the case and the legal issued raised by the case is posted at http://www.thefreeradical.ca/Counselling_to_commit_an_offence.htm

And this guy claims to be Mr. Spiritual, and uses that to sell his stupid patches ? ! http://www.bodysoulspiritexpo.com/enewsplus/enews.php3?nid=95

I assume that this is the same Rene Luther Hamilton in Canada. If not, please set the record straight, Mr. Hamilton, and accept my apologies.
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 | 05:55 PM
Joel,

Suzanne Summers and a syringe of Grey Poupon. Now there's an image.

When I read the site,

http://www.innersoultechnologies.com/quantum-wellness-patch.html

I did wonder for a minute or so if someone (like one of us) had put up the website as a huge joke.

Then I realized it's real.

The site is actually very close to our friend Karma Sing's crazy products.

I still can't get rid of the image of drinking a glass of water that has retained the "memory" of everything it has come into contact with.

Gross!

!
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 | 06:23 PM
Joel,

Even though this is still not LifeWave, it's interesting to see Rene in action in 2006.

http://www.powerofsoul.org/

Same website design (centered text) as the new company web site and same telephone number.

Yep, he's also a con-man.

Next!

!
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 | 06:35 PM
http://www.bodysoulspiritexpo.com/expo/lectures.php3?city=28

A picture of the new scam artist.

"Rene has learned how to essentially program certain quantum energy sequences into a small patch that can be worn on the human body."

Well, that was easy!

"Born highly sensitive to energies he has been able to fine tune his clairvoyant abilities and spiritual connection with the God Mind and his higher self."

Enjoy

#
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 | 07:52 PM
Joel

"I assume that this is the same Rene Luther Hamilton in Canada. If not, please set the record straight, Mr. Hamilton, and accept my apologies."

He was 26 in 2005 when an appeal judge stated:

“Objectively speaking, the respondent ought to have known better,” Mr. MacDonald conceded. “However, the trial judge specifically found that he was sufficiently simple and naive that he was unaware there was a likelihood that the information he was marketing would be used illegally.”

Sufficiently simple and naive enough to fiddle with quantum physics and "create" the latest scam though!

!
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jun 26, 2009 | 08:17 PM
BTW

I mentioned the "new" patches were being sold on Ebay:

http://cgi.ebay.com/Quantum-Energy-Patches-better-than-lifewave-patches_W0QQitemZ120439452853QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item1c0ac034b5&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65:12|66:2|39:1|72:1205|240:1318|301:0|293:1|294:50


"Quantum Energy Patches" better than lifewave patches
4X GREATER ENERGY INSTANTLY! + FREE BRAIN WAVE PATCH!

Mmmm

Seller: posoul22( 66)
Feedback: 100 % Positive
Member: since Mar-22-03 in Canada


"posoul"

Familiar?

"I am not the creator of any art or writings of which I do.

For all of creation is already completed.

I am merely manifesting that which already is.

Production of the work shop, book and screen play
"Instruction manual for the human mind" is underway.

You wont believe what you are about to see.
Let the deepness flow.

Posoul"

http://www.powerofsoul.org/bio/

Mmmmm

$$
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 | 07:56 AM
I have started a new thread for Rene Luther Hamilton and his Quantum Wellness Patches etc.

I hope he'll be well pleased!

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/forums/viewthread/9938/

Dave
Joel
Member
Posted: Sat Jun 27, 2009 | 06:28 PM
With apologies to EDHUK and the new thread, here's one more insight into the creator of the "better than Lifewave" patch scam:

Some writings on this site will appear to contradict other writings on this site. You may get confused. That is because your mind will most likely be too crowded with meaningless junk, put there or accepted there to confuse you.

Rene Luther Hamilton explaining his "quantum psychology" and the fact that if he can't keep the facts or logic behind his ramblings and scams straight, the problem is surely with you, the mark.

http://www.powerofsoul.org/quantum/
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Mon Jun 29, 2009 | 02:19 PM
Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years today.

Many of the people he SCAMMED said he was such a nice man. They couldn't believe he was taking their money for all those years.

Coming across as "nice" "pleasant" "likable" "unassuming" etc. etc. are all requirements for a great sacm artist.

Have you met anyone like that lately?

Did he get you to buy some patches?

People will continue to get scammed for the rest of time.

It's human nature.

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EDHUK
Member
Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 | 07:20 PM
It's July and at LifeWave SCAM central staffers are preparing for the rush of orders after the TV special is shown.

We still don't know where and when in July, but those are minor details, right?

Coming soon to a YouTube near you!

Ya gotta love it.

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Razela
in San Diego, CA
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 | 10:30 AM
By the way, Lifewave's headquarters are in San Diego, are they not? La Jolla, I believe? Is there an address? I'd be interested in going down and maybe taking a few pictures or chatting with the front desk people. Might be interesting.
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 | 04:11 PM
Razela,

LifeWave SCAM Central is located at:

1020 Prospect Street Suite 200
La Jolla,
CA 92037

http://maps.google.com/maps?rlz=1C1CHNH_enUS326US327&sourceid=chrome&q=1020+Prospect+Street+Suite+200+La+Jolla,+CA+92037&um=1&ie=UTF-8&split=0&gl=us&ei=CZxOSsC-C52etwe43tGqBA&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1

If you Google the address you will see the building is occupied by 60 businesses most of whom are legit, one can only hope.

I wonder if their neighbors have any idea that they have a SCAM company in their midst?

?
Razela
in San Diego, CA
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 | 04:36 PM
1020 Prospect Street? Seriously? I totally worked in that building a couple years ago during a summer internship for an international development agency. It was pre-lifewave though, so I guess I wouldn't have had a chance to run into David Schmidt in the parking garage.
Razela
in San Diego, CA
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 | 04:49 PM
Wait, scratch that. I worked at 1200 Prospect Street. Phew, that was a bit weird there for a second. But still, I know that area really well. The rent is crazy expensive. I wonder if they have a view of the Ocean? They must be making bank to afford such a nice office.
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 | 05:49 PM
Razela,

It's all about appearances.

Smoke and Mirrors.

That's why Schmidt is so excited about the upcoming TV spot.

He will milk it for all it's worth.

"As featured on PBS"

The appearance of legitimacy.

That's why Coach Richard Quick was so valuable to LifeWave.

The Google street view shows a view of the ocean. Who knows if their office is at the back of the building facing the ocean. Who cares?


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Joel
Member
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 | 04:41 PM
PBS DISAVOWS ANY PROGRAM FEATURING LIFEWAVE

I wrote to PBS and asked whether they were really going to have a segment on Discoveries in Alternative Medicine that constituted a positive report about Lifewave. Their response:

Thank you for writing to PBS.

DISCOVERIES IN ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE is not a PBS program. Unlike the commercial television networks, which provide their local affiliates with a set program menu, PBS provides its member stations with programs from which they choose and schedule independently. Stations can also select programs from independent distributors.

Since all final program scheduling decisions are determined locally by each of our member stations, we suggest you contact your local station. Contact information for your local PBS station is available online at:

http://www.pbs.org/stationfinder

Thank you again for writing and we hope you continue to enjoy and support your local PBS member station.


I'm not sure that their logic, if I follow it ("We give stations a variety programs, and they can pick which ones they want to air, so don't blame us") resolves them of responsibility for a program that reports a scam product such as Lifewave as if it were a real and effective product, but the bottom line is that PBS seems to be saying, "Hey, we're not responsible in any way for Discoveries in Alternative Medicine, so don't blame us if it features scam products."

Personally, I now believe the government should quit funding PBS.
Suzi Babbio
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 | 06:19 PM
I have to totally disagree with all the dissenters on the patches, the products, the statements, etc. You are clueless and demonstrate the far end of the spectrum where paradigm shifts are just too much to absorb.

I have personally had great relief, seen relief in others, that I have patched, including my father, used all the patches with great success for the purposes intended, and can say that if someone gets ill, it is because their body needs to detoxify. THAT is evidence of the Y-Age patch working! It detoxifies the body. No symptoms would be felt if they were not toxic, and IF they were not ridding toxins!

It would be great if all you naysayers had some real experience and knowledge.
EDHUK
Member
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 | 07:36 PM
Suzi Babbio

Thank you for your kind words.

As usual, for a LifeWaver, you have demonstrated precicely why genuine studies are required of ANY product.

Annectdotal information, such as yours, is completely useless.

I didn't bother to get real experience of laundry discs and green pills for my fuel tank either.

Please expand on the depth of your experience and knowledge giving you the right to SCAM people into buying these worthless patches.

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Suzi Babbio
Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 | 09:23 PM
I have spent over 30 years researching and experiencing many treatments, therapies, modalities, supplements and more. There are documented, scientific studies behind everything that I use or accept for my body or for recommendation to others. To denigrate products that you have not experienced, whatever your views, constitutes gross arrogance and ignorance. To be in 80 countries worldwide, to have received numerous celebrity endorsements, to have earned a coveted PBS documentary airing this month of July '09, and to have thousands of people spending lots of money in a tight economy, simply proves your information and conjecture about LifeWave products to be completely false. Scams do not conduct double=blind, placebo-controlled studies at the cost of hundreds of thousands of dollars. The negative views in this site represent ill gotten and wholly uninformed information, probably by individuals simply looking to have some fun taking adversarial positions. Period.
NBBSS
in Australia
Posted: Sun Jul 05, 2009 | 03:11 AM
Sorry, I must have missed the evidence in your advertotial, sorry, testimonial.
A quick question, though. At the seminar I attended the presenter categorically stated that these patches would bring instant relief! If that relief is pain and illness because my body is detoxifying shouldn't he have told me that!
Oh, and why did he suddenly lose interest and move on to another topic when the poor, wheelchair-bound sufferer who was disgracefully paraded before the gathering didn't display the 'instant' improvement he'd been touting. The poor chap was quietly wheeled out later while the audience's attention was focused on the glutathione rubbish presentation.
It was the worse form of 1850s snake-oil theatre imaginable.
One positive sign, though, the distributor responsible for that presentation seems to have taken me off the mailing list. They have isolated the unbeliever from the miracles on offer.
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