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I Hate Starbucks
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Posted By:
X
in McKinney, TX
Feb 17, 2005
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Whats this guy up too??? Really seems to have it in for them. He probably just is too cheap to dish out $5 for a cup of coffe.
http://www.ihatestarbucks.com/
Category: Food; Replies: 37 |
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Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
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Posted: Mon Feb 28, 2005 | 09:00 AM
Nicholas' post sort of reminds me of the chewing gum guy from Clerks. Smoking is bad! Have some gum. |
Ray
in Ventura, CA
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 | 09:34 PM
Maegan is absolutely right, Nicholas is truly the Chewlies gum guy who whips out lungs on the store counter so cigarette buyers will get grossed out about lung cancer. Maybe people can locate illustrations of stressed out central nervous systems due to the high caffeine prices at Starbucks. Kind of like Masaru Emoto did with frozen water research. You have these righteous yuppie wannabes who have no compunction whatsoever about paying $4 for a cup of coffee, but wouldn't dream of helping the millions who die every year from poverty or starvation. I'm sure Captain Al in his capitalist manifesto would explain away how this is economically advantageous to all parties concerned. |
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 | 02:45 PM
Starbucks doesn't charge $5 for coffee, idiot. $1.80 for the venti. |
Tracey
in Calif
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Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2005 | 03:39 PM
funny all the Wiccans i know have Jobs and are very educated I'm a Dainic Wiccan with a Masters in Micro Biology and make over 180,000 a year myself |
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Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 | 04:27 PM
I hate Starbucks |
Jimmy Sticher
in Tampa,FL
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Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2006 | 02:11 PM
who are these maroons?? Drink coffee or dont drink coffee.What you going to try to blame witches for the smell of coffee? Get a life. |
Lindsay
in China
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Posted: Wed Jan 11, 2006 | 01:27 PM
I think that starbucks is the best thing scince sliced bread maybe even before sliced bread. Starbucks Rox. this guy is nuts |
Me
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Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 | 06:28 AM
even ebay sellers dont like starbucks and there just as bad for using ebay... lol
Starbucks satire funny - on ebay |
Bad Barista
in England
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Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 | 11:27 AM
Trust me peeps, when you and the rest of the "cappuccino generation" come bouncing in, convinced everyone actually cares that you have soy milk, what you ask for and what you get are usually two very different things.
Decaf - Maybe, depends what mood I'm in
Half-Caff - You have got more chance of getting shit out of a rocking horse than you have getting a half-caff latte.
Soya Milk - No way around that. Well not yet anyway...
Frapuccino Light - You will get the contents of whichever jug comes out of the fridge first, be it the light or the calorie ridden slop. It really does not matter, you muppets cannot tell the difference anyway!
Skinny - If we are quiet and your polite, probably. If theres more than five customers in the queue, forget about it.
Semi-skimmed - Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
While some of you may feel betrayed, maybe slightly lost that your daily staple is not quite what you asked for, take comfort from the fact that your white take out cup is still daubed with all the 21st century hieroglyphics that you try to impress everyone with. Your social standing remains intact and if your honest, that whats really important.
"I am going to have a half-shot, half-caff, semi-skimmed, Mocha with a little cream."
"Are you? Are the pigs watered and ready to fly?" |
Brent
in Columbia, MO
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Posted: Tue Jun 27, 2006 | 11:14 AM
A friend of mine once jokingly referred to my Starbuck's Double Shot as liquid crack; I may seem stupid for saying this, but now, I'm not sure he was joking. I've had limited experience with various stimulants (legal and otherwise), and I'm beginning to consider whether there isn't more than just caffeine in these Double Shots I've become so fond of. I'm not at all suggesting that I think there most definitely IS something in my coffee; I'm just starting to wonder if anyone with the capacity has ever actually checked to see what's in it. I sincerely hope there isn't, as I would likely lose access to my favorite pick-me-up. Does anyone know if tests have been done? |
KEN
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Posted: Fri Aug 04, 2006 | 03:58 AM
Starbucks is jewish! They actualy tried to sack someone who was wiccan for wearing a pentagram, maybe the storys got mixed up over time. |
Jemma
in Witham
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Posted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 | 03:35 AM
This is so goddamn funny.
i work at Starbucks, Coffees cost "so much" because we pay $1.28 per pound of beans to coffee farmers.
and as for Starbucks being jewish? LMAO.
your friend was probably sacked because she was wearing this pentagram yes...but because you're not permitted to wear ANY jewlery, not even ear or nose studs.
and the logo is based on a sixteenth century norse woodcut of a two tailed mermaid to link with the name "starbucks" Which started off as "Starbo" after researching the name of the century mining camps on mount rainer (which is the mountin that can be seen from the waterside in seattle..where the first starbucks was opened). It became Starbucks, linking it to the name of the first mate in moby dick, the name evokes the romance of the high seas and the seafaring tradtion of the early coffee traders. |
Tom
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Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 | 05:00 PM
I personally love Starbucks. Yes, as a matter of fact I am addicted to their coffee. I must have a minimum of 2 cups a day or I will get a headache and will not be able to function. I think $1.50 for a cup of coffee at Starbucks is very reasonable. There are diners and restaurants that charge the same if not more for Folgers. |
kale
in san diego
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Posted: Sun Apr 08, 2007 | 05:56 PM
haven't read this whole conversation, but yes, starbucks beans taste burnt. It's not just their espresso either. i am drinking a cup of coffee from their beans which someone left at my house, and it has that same dang burnt taste. no, coffee does not have to taste burnt to be strong. |
Martinez
in San diego
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 | 05:36 AM
I don't know about you but I don't want to drink starbucks' coffee made of dying families, starving children, and suffering mothers. While it gets $4 for one cup of coffee, those that produce it get less than 3 cents. If Starbucks is charging a lot,its only humane to give to those that rightfully deserve it and are at the brink of death. |
Bill Simmons
in Albany
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Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 | 02:05 PM
If you hate starbucks, check out this comic. I thought it was pretty funny:
http://www.calamitiesofnature.com/archive/43.html |
anonymous
in Texas
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Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2010 | 06:54 PM
I'm a neo pagan Wiccan and I have a college degree. I make 80K a year and am in a fairly responsible position. I find that being Wiccan requires one to have a breadth of complex analytical thinking skills. It also requires a great deal of self discipline. Anyone who tells you different is ignorant to the subject matter and does not know what they are talking about. |
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