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Dusty Ads Mania
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Posted By:
Hairy Houdini
Feb 04, 2005
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I can't take it anymore. That Dusty's teeshirt's ad with the blonde chick is
driving me over the edge. I have a hard enough time concentrating as it is,
and there she is, that bikini bottom SCREAMING at me. Away, foul temptress,
your spells have no effect on m- OH Cripes... whimper
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Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 05:50 PM
I thought the Llamas would be easier to handle, being smaller than horses... two angry Llamas spitting at me at the same time ended that phallacy... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 05:58 PM
But, by the time the job was finished, they were like putty in my hands... I still have the gloves I used on the set... they look like Micheal Jackson's, sorta |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 08:43 AM
Ptui ptui ptui!!!!!
Hairy: yes, I don't have the money, and no, I'm not that kind of a Lama anyway. Ptui ptui ptui!
concerning Deep Llama, another fallacy in that movie is that female Llama's never swallow, they spit....
Yet the movie was a big smash amongst the whole Peruvian Llama population. It is cold and lonely in those Andes mountains.... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 10:21 AM
Actually, "Deep Llama" would have been entirely lost had the master print not been saved from a suspicious fire... It's rumored that the director didn't want to share his masterpiece... |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 10:31 AM
...its rumoured in the Andes that this was due to pressure from the sole human actor, a certain Hairy Houdiddit, who feared problems with PETA - which of the two PETA's is not clear....
By the way, of course I did never see Deep LLama. I have it all from hearsay.... |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 10:33 AM
I think it was the original PETA, who had objections to the spanking of Llama's in the movie... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:00 AM
Actually, the filming of "Deep Llama" was PRE-PETA, but we did get some grief over the llama-spanking from the PSPSL... can't do that anymore |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:03 AM
And, you're right... The sole human actor was a pain in the ass... the llamas on the set called him a "Prima Donkey" |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:08 AM
I found out later that the director, Earl J. Llama, was distraught over the rumor that the studio wanted to cut the scene in the bathtub... He wasn't good at negotiation |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:10 AM
The rumor at the time of the fire centered around suspicion that Earl and his cinematographer, Sven Nyberg Llama, were freebasing in the film lab... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:13 AM
But, as luck would have it, Fernando Llama, Earl's brother, was sleeping on the set at the time of the fire, and was able grab the master... |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:15 AM
So, like Halley prodding Newton, Fernando's efforts pushed Earl into releasing "Deep Llama" uncut, and the rest is history... Thanks, 'Nando |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:26 AM
The local llamas asked if I'd like to hang out for a few weeks after the film production ended, but I said I think alpaca and go home, gracias |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:29 AM
Actually, we had an Al Paca try out for the part of "Mama", but he got nervous in front of the camera. A real sweater. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:35 AM
It's currently rumored that Earl, now known as $$$, or The Llama Formerly Known As Earl, is casting for a sequel to "Deep Llama", tentatively titled: "I Am Curious Llama" |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:35 AM
Yep, Llama wool is warm.....makes you sweat indeed.
Hairy Houdiddit is still famous among the llama for his ejaculation distance - more than a llama can spit..... |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:38 AM
Of course, by this time he will not be able anymore to perform that way....30 years after date. He is an old man. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:39 AM
Other possible titles under consideration are: "Deeper Llama", "Deep Llama II", and "The Llama In Miss Jones" |
LaMa
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:42 AM
(you see! The blonde Dusty Girl is gone, and we resort to 30-year old kicks in our agony! Help! Bring back the original Dusty Chick!) |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 | 11:42 AM
eja- what the hell are you talking about? "Deep Llama" was about team-spelunking amongst Llamas, and their fringe subculture... that's just gross |
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