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Dusty Ads Mania
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Hairy Houdini
Feb 04, 2005

I can't take it anymore. That Dusty's teeshirt's ad with the blonde chick is
driving me over the edge. I have a hard enough time concentrating as it is,
and there she is, that bikini bottom SCREAMING at me. Away, foul temptress,
your spells have no effect on m- OH Cripes... whimper
Category: Advertising, Sex; Replies: 72

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Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 11:52 AM
I actually received an email not too long ago from a lady who complained about the dusty ads. She said it made her embarrassed to browse through the site with her daughter. Kinda made me feel bad. But not bad enough to stop taking dusty's advertising money since I'm not really in a position to be too fussy about which ads I take. As long as they're not outright porn ads. Or anything republican. Those are my two main principles.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 12:05 PM
I get alot of people walking up behind me at work asking "What the heck are you looking at?". I tend to minimize it if I see someone coming my way. Unfortunately she's just to damn cute to get mad at.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 12:15 PM
And Hairy, keep your grubby mits off Dusty. She's my girl. Git yer own, ya lecherous old fart.
fernando
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 12:21 PM
i'm kinda tired of the blonde. there was a better looking dusty girl late last year, with a blue bikini bottom and a smile. can you put in a request for a new ad?
Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 04:32 PM
fernando, I think you're talking about Brooke. There was a thread about her a while back. Someone thought she was Soleil Moon-Frye.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 04:32 PM
Why, thank you. That's very kind of yo- Oh, wait. You meant the chick. I am dead sexy, though.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 04:36 PM
I'm the one who surmised that the brunette might be Soliel Moon-Frye, and I'm never wrong, but subsequent posters said I was. I mean she was. I mean wasn't. Soliel. Moon-Frye. See what I mean about the concentration thing? ARRROOO
Glamcat
Member
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 05:08 PM
Are you guys enjoying this testosterone-fest?
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Feb 04, 2005 | 06:09 PM
Hey, don't blame me. I;m not the one who puts blonde chix in tee shirts and bikinis at eyelevel at every page. In defence of involuntary male pavlovian reactions, it is Super Bowl Weekend. Add it all together and it's a recipe for distraction. I wouldn't want to try and post and hurt myself in the process. That's the blonde's job. AAARRROOOOOO
Winona
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 08:18 AM
Heck, *I'm* getting distracted by her, she is pretty damn hot. wink

Winona
Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 08:28 AM
I'd just like to say that this is, in fact, all Hairy's fault. I refer everyone to Forum Rule #6: When in doubt, blame Hairy.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 11:20 AM
Look at the Dust(y), forget all but lust, and put the blame on me-e, I'd let her tie a yellow ribbon, 'round my old oak tree
Myst
Member
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 11:42 AM
I think Alex should get an add for the women here. Some handsome dude standing in nothing but his shorts would be nice. wink
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 11:45 AM
I'd have to shave first. Gimme a couple of days. It might take a while
Glamcat
Member
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 08:21 PM
Here, here! Let's get some eye candy for the women too!
Maybe some Johnny Depp??? cheese
Glamcat
Member
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 08:27 PM
I have a picture I'd love to post, but I don't know how. Is it possible to upload a JPEG file from my computer to the forum?
Myst
Member
Posted: Sat Feb 05, 2005 | 09:39 PM
Uh oh, looks like i've started something. I couldn't help it Alex, ya know it was like something just took over me and ummmm yeah like....Hairy made me do it, that's it! Hairy made me do it. That's my story and I am sticking to it.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 04:26 AM
Since she's at the top of most pages...I just get past the top quickly. See, we have this 'wedge' in our workplace. Imagine a pie. Inside this pie, you have every topic you could possibly talk about. Now, take a big freakin' wedge out of that pie (it's much larger than just a 'piece' of pie). This wedge you've pulled out it, is all the stuff that can't be talked about at work. Naked people, partially nude people, sex, religion, politics, holidays...you get the idea. In keeping with this 'wedge' theme...the same applies to art. Our desks can have photos on them...but no one can be kissing or holding hands or anything to suggest a romantic or sexual relationship. Also, homemade signs written in blood are very off limits, as well as 'ads' for things...

...But I'm not particularly offended by these Dusty girls...and mostly look to them for inspiration on new ways to mold my abs! (Ahh, so that's the tummy that's in fashion this season!)
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 07:58 AM
I got batteries for my camera, and more razors. I already shaved my way through a dozen. I'm about half-way there. Gimme another couple of days. This is HARD WORK (thanks geedub)
Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 | 07:59 AM
Glamcat, no, it's not possible to upload a picture directly into comments (into a new post is another matter). However it's pretty easy just to link to an image that's hosted on another server, so that it'll be displayed automatically in the forum. There are a lot of free image hosting services, such as photobucket. When you see images displayed on other message boards, they're usually being hosted by a site like photobucket, not the message board itself.

Then you just need to know a bit of html to link to the image. The code you need looks like this:
<img src="<u>the url of where your image is hosted</u>">
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