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I, LisaMarie- a wacky hoax
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Posted By:
Glamcat
Jan 29, 2005
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Has anyone every heard of this Swedish woman, Lisa Johansen, who claimed to be the real Lisa Marie Presley? It's a pretty wacky story. She used to have her own website, which apparently has since been pulled. She wrote a book called I, Lisa Marie, for which she was paid a $200,000 advance and was supposed to undergo DNA testing. She refused the DNA tests, DUH, which would have proved her case and sold millions of copies of her book. Gee, I wonder why she wouldn't get tested? Especially since she was offering half of Elvis's estate (including Graceland) to anyone who could help prove that she was indeed the King's daughter. Seems like a no-brainer to me.
Anyway, she's been sued by the real Lisa Marie. I guess that's why her website is down.
Here is an exerpt from the story on this site:
http://www.eonline.com/News/Court/0011.presley.html
Johansen's story sounds plausible enough: After Elvis died in 1977, Priscilla Presley acted on her fears that someone might try to kidnap the King's lone benefactor. So, she took Lisa Marie, then nine, to Sweden, where she was brought up. According to the book, Johansen was then replaced by the woman we now know as Lisa Marie.
"Trusted family members and friends convince [Johansen] it is for her own safety," according to Johansen's Website, "that she must assume a new identity until she comes of an age to take her rightful place as the sole heir of a huge estate."
I particularly like the "forensic" evidence that was offered by her:
The biggest piece of "forensic" evidence purportedly comes from a skull and face analysis of Lisa Marie Presley and of Elvis and Priscilla's daughter, as seen in photos at age nine. Johansen claims Lisa Marie's forehead as an adult is 13 percent smaller than that of the child in the photos.
"Since the skull doesn't shrink as you grow older--the reports indicate a switch," her Website deduces. "The little Lisa Marie, who spent her childhood years in Graceland, had disappeared!"
I was on her site and I saw the pictures of her and read her story. She does look a bit like the real Lisa Marie, I'll give her that. But, being that Lisa Marie is the absolute spitting image of her dad, it's a ridiculous claim that she's an imposter! It's pretty amusing though. I wish her site was still available just so you guys could read the rantings of a truly delusional individual.
Has anyone else seen it?
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Mike
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 06:11 PM
provide that picture |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 06:48 PM
Oh I plan on it, I've got to do a little research to try to find it on the internet since I didn't save it back then and it has been about 5 or 6 years ago, but keep watch on the site, I will definitely find it.....now, how about the cowlick? Until I get a response I will continue bringing this up. |
K.D.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 07:27 PM
Hello Mary... what picture did you have in mind - can you describe it? I can probably help you out with any pictures you want to show. |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 07:32 PM
Oh, I hope so!!! This is a picture of Lisa Marie Presley, Nicholas Cage, her kids, one of Riley's friends on the Weston that belonged to Nick, I've been searching most of the evening, I wish I had thought to save it. There is also one of Riley as an infant that shows how much she looks like her mom, she's about 1 year old in a stroller, Lisa is knelt down next to the stroller and they are apparently in a park, there is a photo of Lisa at about 1 also, where the two are just, I mean, identical!! I hope you do know which pictures I'm talking about and can post them, but I'm continuing to look, I know I'll find them, it's just hard to say when (in the next day or two at least though). But how about that COWLICK!! |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 08:52 PM
kd, I'm still looking for those pictures, are you helping? I would like to hear from Mike or anyone else about this cowlick thing, I mean that one in itself is a no brainer. If you can help with those pictures it would be greatly appreciated, hell, I'd even pay you (not much though!!) if you can find them. Thanx, Mary |
K.D.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 09:53 PM
Hi Mary, I haven't found those particular pictures you're looking for, and I'm sorry I don't have any more time to look tonight.
But YES, LMP's cowlick was one of the first things that told me the book by Johansen was a fraud. The cowlick is so obvious (as are LMP's distinctively arched eyebrows) from an early age.
You can see pictures of Sari at an early age, and scroll down the page and see pictures of LMP around the same age, cowlick very obvious, on our website. Sari's hair was flat as a flitter on top of her head as a child, just as it is now. You can also see how dark her hair and brows were as a teenager; she altered her looks quite a bit as an adult ... and we even found a videotape she left behind on a visit to the US with her and Tori, her present husband, where he's coaching her to mimic LMP's gestures, smiles, and walk... they are two pathetic people, I tell ya.
Here's the link to the page with the pictures: |
K.D.
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 09:54 PM
ooops, forgot the link
http://sarinikula.homestead.com/SARI_PHOTOS.html |
Elvis jr
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Posted: Sun Apr 09, 2006 | 10:27 PM
to belive that Emma is lisa is tottaly duh! and giving her all that money.LISA is almost 40! hello wake up! Elvis is KING!she can sing i give her that but she is not the KING OF ROCK"N ROLL! Moooooo |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 08:47 AM
Hello kd,
I never thought of the arched eyebrows, but Lisa Marie has had them all of her life, hasn't she!! I wonder why this Sari wack job doesn't just own up to her lie and tell the truth, she'd get a lot more respect if she did and she'd sure make her children's lives a lot better, doesn't she know or realize what she is doing, or maybe she just does not care. Do you think she actually BELIEVES she's Lisa Marie?
And I'm still looking for those pictures, hope you are too, I actually found one set of the boat pictures but they had Ben and Riley blanked out in the face, it was from a German site.
I'm fixing to take a look at the Sari picturex, let me know if you find anything.
Mary
Oh, how about it Mike, have you got any comment on Cowlick or arched eyebrows? Doesn't take a genuis to see those aspects of Lisa Marie |
K.D.
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 11:14 AM
Mary, here is a link to a lot of pics of Riley, one as a baby and as a toddler with LMP. If you scroll to the bottom of the page, there is a pic of her with LMP & Nick Cage, Benjamin and a friend, looks like walking off of a boat. And on the second page of that website (click "More Riley Photos") are more pics of Riley modeling.
http://www.elvispresleynews.com/RileyKeough.html |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 01:58 PM
Thanks K.D.
Yes, those pictures I have and had seen on various websites, this is not the picture I'm talking about, the one I'm speaking of Riley, I don't remember exactly how she is standing, but she's on the upper deck with her friend and she looks astonishling like Lisa Marie at that age, and then there is another picture where Lisa, John O. and Danny are (I think ) going to see the kids in a play, Riley is running towards them, and there again, I thought God, THAT IS LISA MARIE!! I did find the baby picture of Riley in the stroller and Lisa also at that age and the resemblance is remarkable!! How can I post these pictures, can you tell me?
Mary |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 02:02 PM
Also K.D. have you read this book? I've seen it for sale on ebay by various people but I'm not buying!! What does she say? The forensic evidence about the forehead thing, who did this? Have they ever heard of plastic surgery, you know a lot of wealthy people use this procedure nowadays. I think maybe Momma Presley has had her fair share!! Beautiful woman I tell you, I wish she would just leave her face alone!! Heck, if we want to talk forensic's I wonder how much of Michael Jackson (what is he, hitting 50 now), would resemble himself when he was 12? |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 05:54 PM
KD, this is Mary, how can I get in touch with you? Is there any way (not phone #'s or anything), I would just like to touch base with you and get these people to quit lying about one person that I really like and admire and have since she was a little girl. We're the same age and I always thought she was a neat person, with that little attitude she carried about with her. Thanks so much, Mary |
swedish
in sweden
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 07:56 PM
Sari's half Japenese and half Finnish..!
and damnit! People, !! This Sari woman is not Lisa Marie Presley.
Point Blank Simple! |
melki
in uk
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 08:54 PM
To Alex's brother.
My question to you!
''Lisa did a DNA test prior to that that proved she was a daughter of Elvis and it has been published, you guys need to get your story straight''
Where has it been published?
Sari lookes just like her ''foster'' mom Marena.
Maybe you're being fooled by Lisa too. I dont know.
I mean even a blind person can see this Sari woman is Marenas daughter.
http://sarinikula.homestead.com/SARI_PHOTOS.html
It is said that Sari's japanese too, and if u look at Sari today, she looks as if she's half asian.
Even more so on the ''outsiders'' series when she was wearing a japanese gown. And Lisa's oldest Daughter Julia looks as if she's 100% japanese.
I mean come on guys, just give it up. |
Mary McKinney
in Morgantown,KY
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Posted: Mon Apr 10, 2006 | 09:13 PM
Weird people stop it!!!
Somebody said something about yes, Sari has a cowlick, where? It is definitely not at the forehead, I've never seen a person with a cowlick wear their hair in bangs, and the bangs hang straigt down. Look at child hood Lisa Marie, there are a very few of her with bangs and when she does they are swept to the side because they won't stay down.
Where is this DNA result. Do you realize that we would all shut up and sit down if you provided us with a DNA that says unmistakeably Sari is Lisa Marie Presley!! Hell, we'd even embrace her with open arms and be at Priscilla's throat for abandoning her daughter, but instead we know you guys are lying and I for one INSIST that it STOP!! NOW!! |
ANYONE
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 | 07:52 AM
ATT:::: AFTER READING ALL THE POSTS, AND SEEING THE POSTINGS FROM ALEX BROTHER, IT SEEMS AS THO, ALL THIS COULD EASILY BE CLARIFIED BY HAVING :::::::::::::: THE BROTHER - OR SARI OR BOTH GET ON THIS BOARD ---
SORRY - BUT, IF SHE IS WHO SHE SAYS, I CANNOT SEE HER GIVING UP HER QUEST TO REGAIN HER IDENTITY. IF THEY HAVE DNA TEST, THERE WOULD BE NO REASON FOR HER TO CONTINUE TRYING, (OR) FOR HER TO JUST GIVE UP !!! AS THE TESTS WOULD PROVE IT ONE WAY OR THE OTHER. I FIND THIS QUITE INTERESTING (EVEN THO IT IS ON A HOAX BOARD) THAT SARI WOULD WRITE A BOOK - ACTUALLY GET IT PUBLISHED - AND THE FACT THAT SHE IS NOW A LAWYER - ( SHE MAY NOT BE LISA - BUT I THINK THERE IS MORE OF THIS STORY - THAT NEEDS TO BE TOLD) IF SHE IS VISITING RELATIVES IN MEMPHIS, WHATS THE DEAL ?? I THINK 'SOMEONE' IN THE 'KNOW' SHOULD STEP UP TO THE PLATE --- SARI, ALEX, OR LISA MARIE PRESLEY OR PRISCILLA. AND
I AM A LITTLE SURPRISED THAT THE MAN WITH THE MUSEUM HAS NOT WRITTEN ANYTHING HERE. |
K.D.
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Posted: Wed Apr 12, 2006 | 10:44 PM
She did NOT pass any DNA test.
I doubt seriously that is Tore's brother posting. No sibling on either Sari's side or Tore's side ever wanted to discuss what was going on. It sounds exactly like Tore posting; he is the one who is the porn pervert....we have a very long 4-part porn email that he wrote a few years ago when he got mad at someone. And he is a liar just like Sari, everything he has said here is a lie and he knows it. But I will not be drawn into his screaming. Been there, done that, the website explains it all. |
what ??
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Posted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 | 09:44 PM
So Glamcat, KD, and Trixe are all the same person?? (hmmmmm) |
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 | 09:23 AM
No, they're not.
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