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Prove God Exists and Get $1,000,000
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Lord Lucan
in somewhere strange
Jan 12, 2005

Think and Reason is offering $1,000,000 if you can prove that God exists. There are conditions attached. But they do say: "All you have to do is prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that God exists. It is really that easy!"

Is there really this money sitting waiting?

Supposing I said I was God - and prove I exist (should be easy) - is the money mine?
Category: Money, Religion; Replies: 1401

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X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 02:05 PM
J/K.....yes, I'm a horrible speller, I don't even bother to defend my spelling anymore, and yes, when I was in second grade, I came in 2nd place in the spelling Bee. I can probably accomplish that same very task nowadays since that was the smartest I had ever been.
Mark-N-Jen
in Midwest USA
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 02:50 PM
Stephen,

No point... like I mentioned before, just trying to kill time at work. smile wink

Think I read somewhere that you were rushed about reading or posting a response because of your boss or something? So I'm sure you know what I mean.

wink
Mark-N-Jen
in Midwest USA
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 02:52 PM
Oh man, why doesn't the little winking guy work here? What a bummer, if there really was a God the winking face would work just like the smiley face does... :(
Mark-N-Jen
in Midwest USA
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 03:06 PM
PAUL,

You the man! wink

You sure you're not God?

J/K...
Sharruma
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 03:08 PM
Paul is God

Excellent smile

Now I've proved the existance of Paul can I have my $1000000 ?

Thanx wink
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
Member
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 04:51 PM
Sharruma,

You haven't proven the existence of Paul... he could be some propaganda machine / computer designed to infiltrate the MOH and "keep an eye" on us all. grin
Sharruma
Posted: Tue Feb 22, 2005 | 06:12 PM
Oh :(

I didn't think of that

I suppose anyone could claim to be Paul too, just seeing a post from him doesn't prove he exists :(
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 07:28 AM
Well, I sure as hell am not going to Pray to Paul. How do I know HE is even real.
Glamcat
Member
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 11:23 AM
We could all take George Carlin's advice and pray to Joe Pesci.
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 11:30 AM
I would more then likely pray to George, he seems to have it together.

"When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops" snake
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 02:20 PM
you are right. But I also like Chris Rock and David Chappelle. George and Williams are my favorite.
daz
in europe
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 05:13 PM
of course there is a god, think about it for a moment... they say that god is in everyone that he is all around you no matter where you are, and god is also infinate, and said to have created everything, well there is one thing which scientific evidence shows has all of these qualitys. SPACE, think about it... there is space between the atoms, the very same space to be found in abundance outside of the earths atmostphere, it is absolute nothingness, a void, the void, the very container of infinate nothingness in which everything else exists, god is everything and nothing.
Glamcat
Member
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 05:25 PM
Infinite, not infinate.
That still doesn't prove anything, does it?
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
Member
Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2005 | 10:59 PM
It's kinda hard to say that "space" exists, anyways, it has no attributes-and this lack of attributes includes divine wrath and turning water into wine.
Boo
in The Land of the Haggii...
Member
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 02:52 AM
daz, that was all very pretty, but I've thought about it for a moment and it IN NO WAY proves any sort of existence of any sort of deity.

Do not pass 'go', do not collect £200.
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2005 | 06:46 AM
Hey, If I met a guy that could turn water into wine, I'd follow him too!!!! But we would need to discuss the idea of "Beer" sometimes.
april gildea
in PA
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 | 10:33 AM
With out god we would not be alive do you ever think about who did all this who made me .All you know is that your mom had you.And did you ever think why we go to church it is to belive in god. God is the one who made us if he didnt who would why do we pray why do we go to church? It is because of God.
april gildea
in PA
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 | 10:37 AM
Why do we go to church why do we exist why do we have lives and beautiful familys that care about us why do we have a life it all anwsers up to god he is the one who made us not our parents they just had us we have to believe in him because he does exist.
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 | 12:15 PM
Wow. That argument is so convincing that I just saw the error of my ways, and am giving myself to jesus.

When do I get the lobotomy so I can communicate with april on the same level?
Cranky Media Guy
Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2005 | 04:43 PM
april gildea said:

"Why do we go to church why do we exist why do we have lives and beautiful familys that care about us why do we have a life it all anwsers up to god he is the one who made us not our parents they just had us we have to believe in him because he does exist."

Who do we have rules of grammar why do we have spelling why can't we just babble on incoherently and expect to be taken seriously why shouldn't we just accept any nonsense that we're told why should we ask questions about the nature of our existance why should we use our damn brains and THINK?
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