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Mars Carwash
Posted By:
Don_Rockard
Dec 23, 2004

I'm sure some folks (I won't name names) here will come with very strange suggestions what happened here:

http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6824



Category: Science, UFOs-ETs; Replies: 17

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Lina
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 02:59 PM
My brother is probably washing it. He is very particular about a car's cleanliness, even if it's not his own.
Myst
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 03:09 PM
I vote for Matian dust mites. smile
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 08:48 PM
I think that it is possible that Richard Hoagland's inexhaustable supply of hot air may have reached all the way to Mars, and blasted the rovers. Richard is a B.S. artiste' extraordinaire, to be sure
Sabrina P
Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2004 | 03:51 AM
I don't really trust New Scientist that much cause some of their articles winded up on this site, lol (Linda Cinti's Cactus project, the sleep-sex article)
Rex D.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 01:26 PM
I think martians just have some strange impulse to pee on eveything, especially the challenge of a moving target.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 03:05 PM
It's the Man from Mars who's eats guitars, but now he's only washing cars. Rap-ture
Rex D.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 03:37 PM
What about the man from uranus? What does he eat?
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 04:49 PM
don't say: "an assteroid"... that's just nasty, so don't say it
Rex D.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 11:50 PM
O.K. Hairy, I won't say it. But what about the rest of the planets? I am really curious. Really. What do they're guy's got to eat? Please post what you got, I know I'm gonna' like it. Bacardi & coke. Do it, do it.
Maegan
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 12:34 PM
They eat cheese from the moon.
Ga
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 12:46 PM
Yeah, you guys keep yucking it up. One day, if that thing keeps getting washed, it could attract the wrong kind of attention, and it's going to end up covered in graffiti on top of cinderblocks. You just wait!
Rex D.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 12:52 PM
So Mars is like one big ghetto huh? Someone sould install hydro's, ground effects, an amp and kicker-box, and some graphics design. We could call it the Mars Roller. Woo wooo.
Lina
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 04:15 PM
In a couple of months TLC will debut a new show called Rover Challenge. It will feature two interstellar hot rod designers battling it out for most pimped out rover. Sorry, I am not current on the lingo, don't know if I am saying that right.
Rex D.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 04:31 PM
You did just fine Lina. I was just kidding, but if they really want to, let em' take and fly with it. Pimping out a Mars rover is one of the most american things I have ever heard of.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 05:47 PM
Oppimptunity
Rex D.
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 06:25 PM
Hee hee! Ha ha! Ho ho! Yes yes now!
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2005 | 10:25 AM
It's getting washed by the water from the other post...
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