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Alex
in San Diego
Dec 07, 2004

Okay, what's going on with the 'fake doctor notes' thread on my blog?

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/607/

It's quickly becoming one of the most popular topics. Just comment after comment saying 'I need a doctor's note for...'

Is there some kind of joke that I'm not getting? Or is this just some kind of weird random thing that people enjoy posting?
Category: Health, Site-Update; Replies: 101

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David B.
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 | 07:52 AM
drs name
David Brent
address
The Wernham-Hogg Practice,
Slough, U.K.

date
Sunday, March, 5th. 2006.

This is to certify that Stacey Mayberry
was seen and treated by this office on rollerskates
and may return to work when she gets a clue.

Thank you,
Dr. David B.
George W. Bush
in White house
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2006 | 01:54 PM
Hi this is the President of the United States, I need a doctors excuse saying that I messed up on Iraq due to Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. Thanks and God Speed.
bByLuVzZ
in Nuevo Mexico
Posted: Mon Mar 06, 2006 | 01:28 AM
So... After all this talk and back biteing each other, has anyone found the answer to the number 1 most requested question... It would be a miricle.. I am bout to loose my resources and lord knows i just need a break... Hey I can say that I really do work hard for me and my Baby girl... Ok OK I know u aren't trying to hear this.... but just like EVERYONE else wants to know... WHATS UP??? Is there a CURE??? Or are we all still hopeless with no excuses.. FILL ME IN and LET EM KNOW WHATS UP!!!!! PRETTY PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE! smile K TTYL BYE smile
Jimson
in Waldorf,Md.
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2006 | 09:35 AM
I nedd a doctors note for March 9th 2006 excusing me from work for a some sort of sore throat.
nick rousch
in willoughby
Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 | 09:32 AM
i need a doctor's note to get off of work cause im sick
majid mirhosseini
in 1535 vinson creek rd
Posted: Tue Mar 28, 2006 | 06:44 PM
i need a note saying i havea allergic reaction to chlorine
Dr. David B.
in sincere
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 | 01:47 AM
"i need a note saying i havea allergic reaction to chlorine"

Dear majid,

You have an allergic reaction to chlorine. Please note that chlorine is a major component of common table salt. You must not add salt to your food, or consume food with salt in it. You must not swim in the sea, or in public baths. In fact avoid water altogether. Don't even drink it.

Have a nice (last) day.
shifty
in aus
Posted: Wed Mar 29, 2006 | 02:26 AM
go to this address if u want to print a fake doctors certificate :D
Jenny
in Lowell
Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2006 | 12:58 PM
I need a doctors note to fool my boyfriend on april fool, saying that i had a miscarraige on March 25, 2006... thank you
Matthew
Posted: Thu Apr 06, 2006 | 10:13 PM
i need a note for having pink eye april 7th and 8th
Ibragimov makhmud
in ft myers
Posted: Wed Apr 19, 2006 | 06:23 AM
I need a Dr. note for make up my day at school on april 19th. that I had a toothache

thank you
luke conway
in heyfield
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 | 04:07 AM
i would like to het a permit to wear a football glove to say that i have dermatit's
Rosa Mendoza
in Tucson,AZ
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 | 11:41 AM
I need a fake note stating thta i had bladder infection and had a fever starting from april 19 to the 21st, 2006. I need it asap for work purposes. Please i need it or i will get fired. THANK YOU
Rosa Mendoza
in Tucson,AZ
Posted: Fri Apr 21, 2006 | 11:51 AM
I need a doctors note stating that i had a baldder infectiona and i had a fever asap. I might get fired and i am in college as of right now and all the money in the world counts on my favor..Please reply as soon as possilbe
George W. Bush
in White House
Posted: Mon Apr 24, 2006 | 07:12 AM
I need a doctors excuse stating that I was really really sick and couldn't go to the white house and make important decisions. Thank you and God Bless
Melinda Muca
in Brooklyn, NY
Posted: Wed May 10, 2006 | 11:22 AM
i need a doctors note
exoticbitch
Member
Posted: Thu May 25, 2006 | 11:55 AM
i need a 2 doctor notes saying i have streped throat..one named for alex brance and another named for pamela santana for tommorow friday 26 asap...please
Sarah Stoehr
in portage, indiana
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 | 12:36 PM
yes i def need a doctors note for wed may 31st just saying that i was at the doctor droping my brother off cuz he was sick..... i mean REALLY sick.

thanks smile

Sarah
Sarah Stoehr
in portage, indiana
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 | 12:53 PM
yes i need a doctors note for wed. may 31st just saying i was there to take my brother to the doctor cuz he was REALLY sick.

thanks
Sarah
paco_1
Member
Posted: Tue Jun 06, 2006 | 05:42 PM
i need a fake doctor ^note dated on the june 6 th
saying that my daughter was kept over night at the hospital for an appendice
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