i need a doc. note saying i couldent work from the 25-30 of may due to a alergic reaction to vicaden
The Museum of Hoaxes
Posted: Mon May 30, 2005 | 06:53 AM
I need a doctor's note saying that I have been infected with firstongoogle syndrome. The illness has spread to two threads, which no longer function properly due to the rampant stupidity of the bacterium.
The thing that gets me is how do these people even expect to get their doctors notes. They don't leave any way to contact them. No phone number, address, email, nothing...
Raoul
Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2005 | 01:31 AM
Help, help...I need the Doctor's excuse for I am so estupid, you know? Thank you too much, George W. Bush, 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC, USA...I am sorry- Raoul does not know the zip code. Ooops...Rrrraoul
"I need a note stated by tendons in my ankle were streched playing basketball and will not be able to go to work for a couple of weeks."
Rafael, it is being taken care of. We're using our special tracking software to send the doctor's note directly to your boss. You don't need to do anything more. When you get back to work, your boss will have already received a very authentic-looking doctor's note. The note is open-ended, so you can take off for as long as you want/need to. Glad to be of assistance.
David B. Member
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 | 05:23 AM
I am a Doctor[*]... so how much are people actually willing to pay for one of these 'note' thingies?
Just asking you understand. No other motive but idle curiosity.
[Scribbles furiously]
basic of $40 per unit,
minus $5 per unit materials,
20 units per day,
minus cost of site,
minus cost of advertising,
per month would be...
"i need a doctors note saying my baby was sick and was having respotory promblems"
It has been taken care of, Danielle. Oh, I also wrote on the note that your baby's Mom is a functional illiterate. I hope that's okay.
Actually, I kind of feel sorry for these people. I'm sure some of them are poor and can't afford to actually see a doctor but still need to prove to their boss that they were really out sick.
Beyond that, though, how hard is it to figure out that this is NOT a place to actually get a fake doctor's note? I mean, all you'd have to do is read a few of the postings and you'd see what this thread is. Sheesh. And people wonder how George Bush got elected twice!
Superemy
Posted: Thu Aug 04, 2005 | 07:25 AM
Yea I need a doctors excuse that I got a testical out due to testicular cancer and that I had brain surgery and also I had to have a heart transplant and also a kindey removed due to to many jalapeno pepper seeds i ate since i was like 2 years old and that both my legs and arms had to be reattached due to a major bicycle crash i had with a 18 wheeler just outside my home. And also that i had laser eye surgery because i wanted 20/20 vision. Thank you for your time. Please use the super tracing Internet protocol address to find me thank you.
Logan Linder
Posted: Thu Sep 15, 2005 | 06:20 AM
On Thursday 8th Logan Linder was seen to remove a flap of skin that had been covering the left tube that was put in on January 23rd.
Jenniphermarie
in San diego
Posted: Wed Oct 05, 2005 | 07:02 PM
I need a doctors note for an upset stomach for October 3, 2005. I was wondering where I can obtain one. Thanks
