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Fake Doctor Notes
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Alex
in San Diego
Dec 07, 2004
 Okay, what's going on with the 'fake doctor notes' thread on my blog?

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/comments/607/

It's quickly becoming one of the most popular topics. Just comment after comment saying 'I need a doctor's note for...'

Is there some kind of joke that I'm not getting? Or is this just some kind of weird random thing that people enjoy posting?
Category: Health, Site-Update; Replies: 101

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Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
 Member
Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 | 10:39 PM
I need a note saying that my avatar wasn't offensive, and that some bug made it disappear :(
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
 Member
Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2005 | 04:30 AM
I need a note saying im too stupid to read this thread or the original blog
thunder
in England
 Member
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 08:42 AM
aww knocked off the top spot
winona
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 03:05 PM
I need a note saying I got too drunk last night. smile

Oh wait, there were eyewitness reports. wink Nevermind.
Ichaelmay Acksonjay
in LooneyVille
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 03:22 PM
I need a doctors note saying I need to have sex with little boys or I'll die. Also that I have some skin thingy. It has to look good, it's for a JUDGE!

P.S. Because you need to know Latin to be a doctor, I'm sure you'll figure my name out.
M2716
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 05:40 PM
I need a doctors note that says i've had the chicken pox and will have to stay out of work for the next 2 weeks.
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
 Member
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 05:43 PM
Note: I've had the chicken pox and will have to stay out of work for the next 2 weeks.

There you go!
Calvin Holmes
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 11:36 AM
Please excuse Calvin for Monday March 28 for not coming to work for personal reasons.
Sharruma
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 01:38 PM
I'm allergic to life
Unfortunately theres only one known cure for this alergy
and I'm allergic to that too :-(
Nick
in Merrie Olde Englande
 Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 02:17 PM
i need a note saying im having Dusty girl withdrawal symptoms and need one on prescription
Charybdis
in Hell
 Member
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 02:53 PM
You can get one on prescription.

I want one on something else.


tongue rolleye
Sharruma
Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2005 | 03:45 PM
Ever the romantic
I once offered a girlie a cure for that little thing that happens to them every month.

I had to explain further that it was only a temporary cure and they would need further doses at roughly nine month intervals.
jodi
in home
Posted: Sun Apr 10, 2005 | 05:30 AM
Adam Hagan
in hebron,ky
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 | 02:50 PM
please send me a note if this thing is real i really need to be excused and fool these damn teachers.
Adam Hagan
in hebron,ky
Posted: Sun Apr 24, 2005 | 02:52 PM
i need a doctors note saying that i had a virus. thanks
Rod
in the land of smarties.
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 06:44 AM
Wow.

Someone who REALLY can't read.

And he left his url! Too bad it's a link to yahoo...
Captain Al
in Alberta, Canada
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 07:07 AM
I need a doctor's note saying I'm too well to go to work.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
 Member
Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 | 10:34 AM
...My grandmother has a scrip pinned up on her note board, from her doc: No dishes, cleaning or cooking.

He did it as a joke, but every now & again, my grandma tells my grandfather that he needs to be the one to make dinner.
dude
in hawaii
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 | 12:08 PM
I can't believe that people are still posting asking for a note.
HECTOR CASILLAS
in Baldwin Park
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 07:54 AM
IN NEED A DOCTOR NOTES TO EXCUSE ME FROM WORK ON SATURDAY MAY 14, 2005. SAYING THAT I MY TONSILS WERE SWOLLEN.
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