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Eating cows’ menstrual matter leads to huge testicles
Posted By:
Eivind
Dec 02, 2004
 This can't be real?

http://funreports.com/2004/11/18/57180.html
Category: Body-Modification, Food; Replies: 11

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Alex B
in San Diego
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Posted: Thu Dec 02, 2004 | 11:05 PM
Oh my god. It's painful just looking at that picture.
BugbearSloth
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 | 04:16 AM
No, Eivind, it is not real. There is a disease called elephantitis, and the poor gentlemen in the photograph are afflicted with it in the testicles.

http://archive.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/12/23/elephantiasis/

It looks like funreports.com is a satire site.
Eivind
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 | 05:48 AM
So at least the photograph is probably real. Which is still pretty amazing and not something I thought possible.
Alex B
in San Diego
 Member
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 | 09:24 AM
Funreports seems to be getting all its content from Pravda, which publishes a lot of completely bogus stuff... though I'm not sure they intend it to be satire.
Ga
Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2004 | 03:23 PM
Actually, I'm not sure if that's elephantitis. That may be a picture of many bad hernias (know how the doctor tells you to turn your head and cough?). I say that because their abdomens look very flat to me, abnormally so, in one guy's case. In any case, ow!
Casey
Posted: Wed Feb 09, 2005 | 02:05 PM
Of coursethatsnot real if it were then all the men with alittle less then normal wouldbe eating out cows like theres no tommorrow
X
Member
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 06:00 AM
Well, at least you have a target to kick....They would drop like a fly....
Megz
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:31 AM
Um... cows don't menstruate. Like all mammals except humans, cows are on an estrus cycle.
X
Member
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:35 AM
Well, yeah, thats common knowledge. rolleyes
NDTgirl
in Memphis, TN
 Member
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:47 AM
About the cow menstruating, I found this on a website:

"(Other female mammals leading more natural lives do not menstruate, though under domestication and excessive feeding, cows and other species do.) . . . "

Heres the link

The cow period article thing.
NDTgirl
in Memphis, TN
 Member
Posted: Wed Apr 20, 2005 | 07:48 AM
OKay, I messed the link up, but here is the addy

ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/dp5/bernard.htm
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