That's just halfway down the first page of Virgin Mary items folks. If I had any children I would cry for their futures.
Myst
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 07:31 PM
Only one word describes all of these items "insanity". LOL
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 07:43 PM
I have a nativity scene at home and the lady in there looks suspiciously like The Virgin Mary. The little baby kinda looks like Jesus, too, but since it was made in China, he more closely resembles Chairman Mao. I also have a photograph of myself from the seventies. It was taken by my friends when I was streaking my high school. When my Mom saw the picture, she yelled "Jesus Christ". Although I had long hair, I didn't have a beard at the time, so I'm not sure how Mom saw Jesus in the pic, but I dug it up, and I'm now asking $15,000. For $20,000, I will recreate the incident and give a signed photo to the bidder. Cheeky Devil
Myst
Posted: Tue Nov 23, 2004 | 08:05 PM
Hairy Houdini, you are so bad! LOL Make the story good enough they may buy it just for the story. :D
jav
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 02:42 PM
I have a piece of ply wood, a knot on the wood looks just like the virgin mary.
This one blows even me, a skeptic away.
Anyways does anyone think people will want it? I am an ebay memeber but i dont frequent.
Paul
Posted: Wed Dec 22, 2004 | 02:49 PM
Okay jav...How do you know what the virgin Mary looked like....You've seen polaroids...periodic paintings?
Charybdis
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 08:32 AM
I know what the Virgin Mary looked like. I've seen all the paintings and apparitions and they all look alike which proves that they are real.
Duh.
Charybdis
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 08:33 AM
The Virgin Mary on wood.
He he he he he he he he he he...
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2004 | 09:10 PM
Virgin+wood=no virgin. (God, I'm going to Hell)
Rex D.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 04:52 PM
See you there.
Rex D.
Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2004 | 04:54 PM
I saw the supposed 'virgin' mary on my wood once. Turns out she wasn't that much of a virgin at all.
Myst
Posted: Tue Dec 28, 2004 | 11:02 PM
Do you really want a Virgin Mary grilled cheese sandwich? Here is an easy way to get one every time.
Would you eat it? What do you do with it when the cheese goes bad? If you did eat it, would you eat around the image?
Myst
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 | 12:01 AM
I would eat the whole thing! Chomp...Chomp....
Rex D.
Posted: Wed Dec 29, 2004 | 12:10 AM
Grilled Chesus, Mary, Mother of God.
bri
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 09:37 AM
you guys r nuts . . . .. . i like it
bri
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 09:38 AM
funny. . . but nuts
carlos Member
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 04:32 PM
Hey, Think it a second
Boring people: With God
Funny people: With Satan
midlandsea Member
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 04:58 PM
Jesus and his disciples enter a small town and find themselves facing a screaming mob who are threatening to stone a young woman. Jesus calms the mob and asks whats happening. "The woman was taken in adultery and we must obey the law by stoning her to death" comes the reply.
"Let anyone amongst you who is sinless cast the first stone" commands Christ and the crowd starts to shuffle backwards to the thuds of stones being surreptitiously dropped.
Suddenly a little old lady in a long grey dress bursts out of the crowd and slings a large rock - ten seconds later the adultress is expiring under a hail of stones.
Jesus waits until the crowd has dispersed, goes up to the little old lady and says "I wish you'd stop following me around mother"
You can't beat the old ones!
RetroMan Member
Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 | 08:52 PM
Meh, I've seen apparitions all over the house (wood pieces, loafs of bread, chair upholstery, soap bar, dog hair, etc.) and I have yet to attempt to sell something. I'll get away with it one of these days...
