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Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers, Steeks, Spides…
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Posted By:
paul in prague
Nov 23, 2004
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Flashy gold jewellery (hooped earrings, thick neck chains, sovereign rings and heavy bangles); 'prison-white' trainers (so clean that they look new); clothes in fashionable brands with very prominent logos; and Burberry check baseball caps: the British phenomenon of chavs, townies, call them what you will.
Chav women, the Daily Mail wrote recently, 'pull their shoddily dyed hair back in that ultra-tight bun known as a "council-house facelift", wear skirts too short for their mottled blue thighs, and expose too much of their distressingly flabby midriffs'.
And now there's a website dedicated to tracking this not-so-new phenomenon...
http://www.chavscum.co.uk/index.php
Check out the videos (scroll down to the posting for 6/8/2004): real or fake?
Certainly brilliant!
Update: There has been a great (as in notably large in size) debate regarding the specific status of Chavs, Neds, Townies...etc. It is apparent now, that this world of people DO exist. For information on why/how Chavs are/are not cool, scroll through the following posts. Otherwise, another post regarding why/how Chavs are/are not cool is probably not necessary.
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Chloe nd shellie at sch
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:26 PM
hia kayley i dunno wats up really lol wat u doin nd on web site s lol shellie hurry up nd rite bk!!!! |
kayley
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:27 PM
can not wait till thurs . i am really exeiced 4 it. my sister is coming home on wed . she will take me shopping luz leah |
Shellie
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:29 PM
yer i have leah gues wot sarah is sooooo anyoing or how u spell it Sonie goes to me is sarah doing it i said no and i said that she said to to every1 that she aint deing it and sarah was hiding behind the door!!! i ran out and goes to sarah u said to every1 that u aint doing it! she went away and i goes wot eva bitch! |
Chloe nd shellie at sch
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:29 PM
bi bi bi luv us both lol lmao xxxxxxxx hv 2 go off now |
kayley
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:29 PM
mrs is telling us to come off now see u luz leah |
holly
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 12:45 PM
i hate cahvs apart from the lad i fancy coz aparrrantly hez 1 him self! but i dont care hez fitt
but apart from him chavs r the most weird ppl eva!
i mean who callz their child McKenzie?! a chav obviously! |
holly
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 01:00 PM
sorry im eant chavs |
holly
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 01:00 PM
*meant |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 01:55 PM
hibbie nib jo tu 7 cos tuv ter 9! wot ner go fin to din.
(Translation: Please make it stop! I don't want my eyes to bleed.)
I think they're just making this stuff up as they go along. It's like their own little hoax. Chavspeake.
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BubearSloth
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 02:45 PM
I really wish they'd stop. They complain about how the original website talks bad about them, and then they do this. They are only confirming that the site is right about them and their ilk. Also, isn't this what MS Messenger is for? |
Maegan
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 03:15 PM
dim nappi! (Darn straight!) |
Myst
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 03:16 PM
*Blinks and heads for the asprin*
Man they are making my head hurt. |
Paul
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2004 | 04:32 PM
Dear paul in prague,
Thank you for this wonderful topic. I'm sure my english will improve quite a bit after reading this topic. I'll do a much better job when talking to representives of our british suppliers.
Yours truly,
Paul (not in prague) |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 04:55 PM
us r jst jealous nd chaver wannabs !!!! hoo do u think u r takin da mik out ov how we speek we dnt take da mik out ov how us r all tony hawk wannbs hooeva tht gay person iz !!!!!! us r ssssssssoooooo sad i cnt blieve it i think u shud sort ursels out nd kwik howa man jesus |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 05:05 PM
Translation anyone? |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 05:06 PM
WAT U ON BOUT MYST U FREEK |
Myst
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 05:30 PM
Sorry Chloe + Shellie I am not familiar with your slang. In order to understand you I must learn it, kind of like learning German in order to visit Germany and be able to talk with them. |
Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 05:32 PM
I think she's jealous, shaven and wants bees.
Who's Tony Hawk? |
Chloe + Shellie
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 05:43 PM
MYST I DNT CARE IF U DNT NO CHAVER WORDS COZ I DNT LIKE U AZ U H8 US ND UR OBVIOSLY A WANNAB IF U WANNA LEARN THINS BOUT IT HOW MN GT A LIFE U GAY GIRL!!!!
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Paul
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2004 | 06:26 PM
Chloe + Shellie's caps lock appears to be stuck. |
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