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Posted By:
Hairy Houdini
Sep 30, 2004

Is that really you, Alex? Several callers to the Coast to Coast AM late-nite talk radio show last night, maintained that you, I mean the REAL Alex, was in fact eaten by the Loch Ness Monster while on vacation in Scotland. Is there any proof you can give us that you are who you say you are, "Alex"? Hmmmm? Can ya? HMMMMMM?
Category: Cryptozoology, Imposters; Replies: 19

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Alex B
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 | 06:36 PM
Now that you mention it, I haven't quite been feeling like myself ever since I've been back. What if I'm like that replicant in Blade Runner that didn't know it was a replicant? How would I ever know? What if all these memories I think I have actually belong to another person?
Charybdis
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 | 07:12 AM
It's easy to figure out. Have your wife thrust your head through a brick wall. If you can walk away with no lasting after-affects then you're a replicant - if you die or suffer severe brain damage then you're human.

Please have your wife post the video so that all of us can be assured as to your humanity.
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 | 11:45 AM
I had something in mind, slightly less severe, "Alex"...Just post the REAL Alex's social security number, bank account numbers and access codes, and credit card #'s and codes... That should do it, "Alex".
Alex B
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 | 12:19 PM
Sure thing. It's 539..... WAIT A SECOND!!! You're having me on. Why in the world would callers have been discussing me on Coast to Coast AM?
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Fri Oct 01, 2004 | 01:28 PM
The REAL Alex would know the answer to that..."Alex"...
Spartacus
Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2004 | 01:49 PM
I AM SPARTACUS!!
troubledexperiment001
Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2004 | 05:47 PM
uuh....I AM TROUBLEDEXPERIMENT001!!!!!!
GIVE ME A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!
Hairy Houdini
Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 | 12:44 PM
We are now The Knights Who Say: "Icky Icky Icky Putang Woo..." Run Away
Nick
Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 | 11:36 AM
oh knights, who until so recently said 'ni'...
troubledexperiment001
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 | 04:23 PM
im glad theres some Monty Python fans here ^_^

the REAL Alex wuold know this:whats the color of my underwear?
troubledexperiment001
Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 | 04:25 PM
yay for changing the subject!!! <@_*>'
Alex B
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2004 | 10:15 AM
Fake Alex has been racking his brain trying to figure out the answer, but doesn't have a clue. Is that a Monty Python line? from what?
troubledexperiment001
Posted: Thu Oct 21, 2004 | 04:14 PM
aw,c'mon,Alex!! you SHOULD know the answer to that....*winks*
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 07:35 AM
CLEAR!!

ZAP.

Okay, I think we may have got the thread back, doctor Hairy. I'm going to "visit" that new nurse again.
Evildream
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 09:05 AM
This is what you get for not posting....

Since you dont have a real job you have do reason not to post...

DANCE MONKEY BOY!!!!!
=AlEx_^
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 09:17 AM
HahAhaHA
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 11:39 AM
"Alex" is Hairy in disguise.... the real Alex, and his replicant, have been the victim of HITMAN...
Alex
in San Diego
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 11:56 AM
I can't be Hairy in disguise, because Hairy is really Raoul in disguise. But who is Raoul? That is the question.
LaMa
in Europe
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2005 | 12:02 PM
Hairy did not pay his fee with HITMAN. Now he is trying to hide under multiple identities...Hairy, Raoul, Alex.....I even suspect Stephen to be Hairy/Raoul/Alex...
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