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Another Mastercard
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Posted By:
Norma
Sep 29, 2004
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Is this a hoax?
SOMETIMES, REVENGE IS SO SWEET!
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>MASTERCARD wedding.
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>You gotta love this guy.....
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>This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno talked about it on television.It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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>After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to supportthem at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
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>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
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>Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
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>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
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>While most people would have cancelled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guestwedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
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>This guy has balls the size of church bells. Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless"commercial out of this?
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>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family member and friends......................................$32,000.
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>Wedding photographs commemorating the
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>occasion..........................................$3,000.
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>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations
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>in Maui..............................................$8,500.
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>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestman..........Priceless.
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>There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's MASTERCARD.
>"Daily Double"
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Comments
Charybdis
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 | 09:10 AM
http://www.snopes.com/weddings/embarras/bothered.htm
Starts out with a variant but this one is in there.
Ha! First one. |
Citizen Premier
in spite of public outcry
Member
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 | 04:16 PM
Good work Charybdis. Any fellow that did that would probably be sued for defamation of character & indecent exposure, not to mention make everyone at the wedding hate him. |
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