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Alex\‘s Nessie pic
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Posted By:
Hairy Houdini
Sep 17, 2004
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Alex: I have subjected your picture of The Loch Ness Monster to the scrutiny of numerous worldwide experts, in addition to analysis both digitally and analogally. The consensus of the experts and the results of the analysis concur. In summation: The picture you offer as Nessie is really that of Jimmy Hoffa dressed in a Bigfoot suit. If you look very closely, you can clearly see the AFL/CIO button on his lapel beneath the Sasquatch suit. Plus, global postioning topographic representations of the lake, or Loch, prove that the body of water is actually the fountain pool at Ceasar's palace in Las Vegas...I don't know what you're trying to pull, but I'm not fooled. PS:play the slot machine closest to the door in the Elvis room...The King tells me it's been good to him...
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Comments
Nick
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 | 03:16 PM
you fool! Close scrutiny in fact reveals that it is none other than Joice Heth, nurse to George Washington, now aged 330 and residing in a big Scottish puddle. |
Hairy Houdini
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 | 08:37 PM
Nick, you are right. How careless of me. The parties who provided the information to me that suggested Alex's pic was not Nessie were wrong. After closer examination, I have decided that the dot in the loch is indeed Joice Heth, dressed as Jimmy Hoffa in a bigfoot suit. My credibility is my greatest asset, and it seems I may have kissed my big asset goodbye. My apologies to Elvis |
Nick
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Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2004 | 03:00 PM
could the mysterious bulge in tree in the far left be none other than an Elivinian backside? i think it is fairly safe to say that it is. For this reason, Hairy, you could be forgiven for confusing the locale with Caesar's. |
troubledexperiment001
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2004 | 09:21 PM
uh...weres the picture? |
Nick
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2004 | 02:12 PM
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/weblog/nessie_found/ |
troubledexperiment001
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Posted: Wed Oct 06, 2004 | 05:44 PM
oh,that? thats just a log.no doubt about it. |
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