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Paul Mcartney is dead
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Paul is dead
Jul 19, 2004

paul is dead
Category: Conspiracy-Theory, Music; Replies: 196

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Chicken
in lala land
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 11:24 AM
I'm pretty sure mcartney is alive, but I find all the clues kinda creepy. Maybe they did it as a hoax? Maybe it's all a joke. Maybe paul really did die. I dunno.
Smerk
in to mischief
Member
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 | 09:39 PM
Hip hip, Hooray! x3 grin
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 06:35 AM
Damn Rod, that's one of my favorite songs. Kinda sad, really.
Katherine
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 06:41 AM
You know what the Beatles themselves said: "Well, here's another clue for you all: the walrus was Paul!" It's all getting clearer now: obviously Paul was replaced sometime in the late sixties with a disturbingly humanoid-looking walrus...
X
in McKinney, TX
Member
Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2005 | 07:22 AM
First thing first. If Paull was dead, trust me, "THEY" would let us know. It would be tooo profitable to cover up.
LUKEY70
in conneticut
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 06:56 PM
paul is not dead!!! what the heck kinda frickin idiot told you that!!!!!!!
LUKEY70
in CONNETICUT!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2005 | 06:59 PM
why would paul mcartney be dead? if he died in a car accident dont u think the everyone woul have heard about it the next day?any way he isnt the best beatle so it dosent matter if hes dead.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 07:48 AM
It's a secret. Duh.
Rod
in the land of smarties.
Member
Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2005 | 10:00 AM
"he isnt the best beatle"

Well seeing as how the Beatles do not currently exist, how can any of them be the best Beatle?

An how does not being the best make it not matter if you're dead? You're quite obviously NOT the best wrangler of the English language, so, following your reasoning....
James
in Charlottesville, Va.
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 02:07 PM
Paul McCartney isn't dead yet. That's just a fabrication based on the cover of the Abbey Road album. He wears no shoes. Isn't it Italians who bury their dead barefoot?
Mark-N-Isa
in Midwest USA
Member
Posted: Thu May 12, 2005 | 03:56 PM
Or better yet...

WHO REALLY CARES?
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 06:29 AM
The surviving Beatles had a funerial ceremony in 1967 where they drank red wine and ate bread made from the ashes of Paul. That way, no matter what happened they would all be together. Ringo and George repeated this ceremony in 1982 to honor John. Ringo just last year honored George this way. When Ringo dies his ashes will be baked into bread and distibuted amoung friends and family to insure that the Beatles will live on forever amoung those they left behind.



wink
Marli
in a constant meditative trance
Member
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 11:09 AM
Wait... Wouldn't the Beatles just 'go through' and end up in a sewage dumb somewhere if that were true?
Marli
in a constant meditative trance
Member
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 11:32 AM
The simplest 'Paul is Dead' clues site I've come upon.


Edited by Charybdis to fix link
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 | 12:34 PM
The Beatles were true believers in the "You Are What You Eat" mantra they learned from their time spent in Tibet.
Maegan
in Tampa, FL - USA
Member
Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 | 07:49 AM
People in Tibet just say that b/c their food is gross...ya gotta make up SOMETHING to get yourself to eat it.
Neil
in Canada
Posted: Sat May 21, 2005 | 04:14 AM
This whole thing sounds terribly believable, BUT...


If Paul was dead, wouldn't they just hide him away after the demise of the Beatles?

I mean, why risk exposing this further by having him continue his musical career?
Colleen Smith
in school
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 | 08:14 AM
i'm only 17 years old but i love the beatles they are the greatest band that i had ever heard. other bands didn't make me sing. when i heard about the paul is dead hoax i knew it was a hoax. if you think that this story was real you must not be a true beatles fan.
Charybdis
in Hell
Member
Posted: Mon May 23, 2005 | 08:20 AM
Money people! Paul was replaced by second rate guitarist Cecil Abernathy who underwent plastic surgery to put the final finishes on a natural resemblance to Paul. His inability to keep up the level of talent that the real Paul possessed helped lead to the breakup.
Chuck
in Rhode Island
Member
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2005 | 03:54 AM
fairly interesting article the Skeptics column in Scientific American. starts with paul is dead then gets into the virgin mary grilled cheese and ends up with the human brain and pattern recognition...pretty dry stuff actually..whaddya expect from Scientific American...but an interesting read
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