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Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes
Date: 1933-Present
Ancient Scottish legend told of a "beast" that lived in the waters of Loch Ness. St. Columba, for instance, was supposed to have encountered a large serpent in the River Ness over 1400 years ago. But the modern history of Nessie began in 1933 when a new road was completed along the northern shore of the Loch, providing easy access to unobstructed views of the water. Soon after this, a couple spotted an "enormous animal" in the Loch. The Inverness Courier wrote up their sighting, describing what they saw as a "monster;" intense media interest followed; and thus was born the modern Loch Ness Monster.Since 1933 Nessie sightings have been reported quite regularly. There are three possible explanations for these reports: 1) Nessie really does exist, and the sightings are evidence of this; 2) People overly eager to believe the legend are interpreting any unusual movement or shape in the water as Nessie; and 3) people are lying about what they've seen.
The first explanation (Nessie's real) is extremely unlikely, but the staff of the Museum of Hoaxes has a soft spot for Nessie, so we're unwilling to completely rule this out. But common sense would dictate that the second explanation (misinterpretation) probably accounts for the majority of the sightings, and the third explanation (deliberate lying) accounts for the rest. Collected below are some of the most notorious Nessie hoaxes (suspected and known).
The Spray Photograph (November 12, 1933)
On November 12, 1933, Hugh Gray was walking back from church along the shore of Loch Ness when, so he later claimed, he saw an "object of considerable dimensions—making a big splash with spray on the surface" of the Loch. Luckily he had his camera with him, so he began snapping pictures. Only one of the pictures showed anything. Nessie believers hailed it as the first photographic evidence of the monster. Skeptics, however, dismissed it as a blurry mess that doesn't show anything at all. Many have suggested that it looks like a distorted image of a dog (perhaps Mr. Gray's own) carrying a stick in its mouth as it swims through water.
| Categories: Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1914-1949 |
The Surgeon’s Photo (April 1934)
In April 1934, Colonel Robert Wilson, a respected British surgeon, came forward with a picture that appeared to show a sea serpent rising out of the water of Loch Ness. Wilson claimed he took the photograph early in the morning on April 19, 1934, while driving along the northern shore of the Loch. He said he noticed something moving in the water and stopped his car to take a photo. For decades this photo was considered to be the best evidence of the existence of a sea monster in the Loch. But Wilson himself refused to have his name associated with it. Therefore it came to be known simply as "The Surgeon's Photo."
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| Categories: Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1914-1949 |
The Stuart Photograph (July 14, 1951)
| Categories: Photography Hoaxes, Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1950-1976 |
The MacNab Photograph (July 29, 1955)
| Categories: Photography Hoaxes, Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1950-1976 |
The Body of Nessie Found (March 31, 1972)
On the day before April Fool's Day, 1972, a team of British zoologists from the Flamingo Park Zoo found a mysterious carcass floating in Loch Ness. Initial reports claimed it weighed a ton and a half and was 15 ½ feet long.
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| Categories: Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1950-1976 |
Frank Searle, Monster Hunter (early 1970s to mid 1980s)
Frank Searle, a former army captain, arrived in Loch Ness to search for the monster during the early 1970s and soon established a reputation as a definite character. He was like a colonial-style adventurer, assisted by a succession of attractive young "monster huntresses." He took an enormous number of photos of Nessie, many of which were published by the media, but all of which have been dismissed by experts as fakes. His early photos, such as the one to the right (taken in October 1972) have been identified as pictures of floating tree trunks. In later photos he progressed to cutting-and-pasting dinosaurs from postcards into his images. Searle left the loch in 1985 and died in 2005.
The Flipper Photo (August 7, 1972)
Nessiteras Rhombopteryx (1975)
Sir Peter Scott of the Loch Ness Phenomena Investigation Bureau participated in the 1972 expedition that produced the flipper photo. Feeling that the photo provided proof that some kind of large creature existed in the loch, he decided to give the animal a scientific name: Nessiteras Rhombopteryx (which meant "the Ness wonder with a diamond fin"). But London newspapers soon pointed out that if you juggled around the letters in this name, you got the phrase "monster hoax by Sir Peter S." Was this evidence that the flipper photo had been a deliberate hoax? Scott denied it. Dr. Rines came to his rescue by pointing out that if you juggled the letters around a bit more, you could spell "Yes, both pix are monsters. R."
| Categories: Zoology Hoaxes, Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1950-1976 |
The Loch Ness Muppet (May 21, 1977)
| Categories: Photography Hoaxes, Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 1977-1989 |
Loch Ness Conger Eels (May 2, 2001)
May 2, 2001: Two large, serpent-like conger eels were found on the shore of the loch. Since the eels were saltwater creatures and the loch is freshwater, they evidently had been placed there. The leading theory was that a hoaxer, hoping the eels would be mistaken for mini-Nessies, had dumped them there.
| Categories: Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 2000-Present |
The Loch Ness Fossil (July 2, 2003)
July 2, 2003: Gerald McSorley, a Scottish pensioner, found a fossilized section of a plesiosaur vertebrae when he accidentally tripped and fell into the loch. Nessie enthusiasts speculated the fossil might have come from an ancestor of the monster. But subsequent examination revealed the vertebrae were embedded in limestone not found near Loch Ness, and the fossil showed signs of having recently been in a marine environment. In other words, it was clear the fossil had been planted at the loch.
| Categories: Cryptozoology Hoaxes, Loch Ness Monster Hoaxes, 2000-Present |
The Loch Ness Tooth (March 2005)
March 2005: Two American students visiting Scotland claimed to have found an enormous tooth (possibly belonging to Nessie) lodged in the carcass of a deer along the shore of the loch. However, (so they said) a game warden who happened to be passing by almost immediately confiscated the tooth from them, though not before they got a few pictures of it. The students subsequently created a website to publicize their find and lobby for the return of the tooth. But animal experts identified the "tooth" from its picture as the antler of a roe muntjac deer. The website and accompanying story then turned out to be a publicity stunt for a horror novel by Steve Alten titled The Loch.
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