#59: Chewy Vodka Bars
In 1994 Itar-Tass reported that an alcoholic beverage company had invented a new kind of candy sure to be a favorite with the Russian people: chewy Vodka Bars. These bars, designed to compete with Mars and Snickers bars, would come in three flavorslemon, coconut, and salted cucumber. The same company was also said to be perfecting another new product: instant vodka in tea bags.
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dude that would be so good
Posted by lisa on Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 08:08 AM
Mmmmm... salted cucumber.
Posted by Boo in The Land of the Haggii... on Wed Mar 30, 2005 at 08:19 AM
Salted cucumber? As in pickles? That's ironic, pickle juice being a hangover cure.
I really don't know why they HAVEN'T made this. I mean there's tiramisu for precedent and a huuuge market. The things would only be like half a shot anyway.
Posted by Maggie on Wed Apr 06, 2005 at 12:52 AM
Alcohol evapourates when baked. Tiramisu made have flavour, but very little content.
Vodka is flavourless. (Well, when taking it straight, as far as I recall). The chocolate bars would have to contain actual vodka for it to do anything, in a manner similiar to the alcoholic chocolates we have now (the hollow chocolates filled with some sort of liquid).
From an economic standpoint, the price of a candy bar (with the increased costs) would not withstand competition in that market, compared to boxed chocolates.
Of course, anyone is free to start up a business and prove me wrong, I have a year to go to get my economics degree.
Posted by J. Lam in Canada on Wed Jun 01, 2005 at 08:35 PM
I think that that would be good - but then also bad: BUT a good idea, that I reckon would make good money.
Yes, alcohol may evaporate when cooked, BUT, what they can do, is make a Vodka Jelly, or filling, that doesnt need cooking/baking, and then insert that into the soft candy/jelly sweet.
There is a sweet in the UK, that is a bug, and in the centre is a jelly/soft centre, and it is great! Imagine that with a bit of alcohol?
Yummy!!!
Posted by BernieChantelle in UK on Wed Aug 10, 2005 at 02:59 AM
I've made vodka jelly before, so it is possible. Not sure about those flavours though
Posted by Michelle in London on Mon Feb 19, 2007 at 04:56 AM
Soviet soldiers stationed in Cuba in the 1960's and 70's used to make their own alcohol bars. They would buy old stale baguette bread loaves (Cuban brad is similar to French bread) and split them lengthwise. Then they would coat them with the shoe polish that the army provided them for their boots which contained ethanol. The loaves so coated would then be placed shoe-polish side down on top of the barrack's tin roof under the hot tropical sun. The heat of the tin roof would evaporate the alcohol from the shoe polish into the bread loaf and the soldiers would then scrape off the polish and eat the alcohol-soaked bread.
Posted by Jose in Miami, Florida on Sat Mar 31, 2007 at 09:37 AM
jose, stop being a damn know it all!!!!
Posted by miley in oz on Sun May 27, 2007 at 10:00 PM
I'm thinking vodka jelly in chocolate, much like Turkish Delight, but better a hundred-fold! Boo yAa!
Posted by Genasai on Wed Dec 05, 2007 at 10:03 PM
HAHA cant wait xD that would make russians so happy lol
Posted by Vlad on Tue Apr 01, 2008 at 01:17 AM
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